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pilu said:
That's redundant lol
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master-evil said:
"I don't care if you're black,white,asain or green,
I don't care if you're gay, bi, straight or furryStopped reading there
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"After dinner, he washed the dishes. This was an annoyance that he would have to tolerate until he found a woman to keep in the potato cellar".
- Breathless, Dean Koontz
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A man is driving his beat up volvo down a dirt road late at night. It is snowing.
A coated man appears in his vision. He slams on the breaks, but it is too late. He gets out to check on the man, and asks:
"Oh my god! Are you Stephen King?"
"No, I'm Dean Koontz."
"Oh."
The man gets back in his car, and runs his tires over Dean Koontz's head.
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The thing about hopes and dreams is, they never stay the same.
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The universe is not made of atoms, but of stories.
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No matter what crap life throws at you, you pick it up and throw it right back giving life the middle finger.
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master-evil said:
No matter what crap life throws at you, you pick it up and throw it right back giving life the middle finger.For some reason, imagery of baboons flinging feces back and forth comes to mind...
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Read from blackboards placed in the windows of a bar downtown:
"Why does beer pass through your system so quickly? Because it doesn't have to stop to change color!"
"Everyone should have something to believe in...I believe I'll have another drink!"Posted 10 months ago # -
"glasses make you look smart, but if they break and you fix th em with tape, you will look extra stupid.
One of life's ironies"Posted 10 months ago # -
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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uteki said:
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.A million times this.
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If she asks for credit for her phone when you ask, "tell me about yourself." then she is definitely not worth it.
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the price of freedom is eternal vigilance
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Beautiful figures and lovely eyes,
make a man less healthy,
less wealthy and less wise.
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The only man, who really knows the whereabout of his wife, is a widower.
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"I love walking in the rain, cause no one can see me cry" Mr.bean.
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The five-second rule is one of life's pleasant fictions.
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You'd think that would be obvious.
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