Yes, I'm posting a thread.
The task here is to construct a sentence such that its acronym is your handle. It does not have to describe you.
i.e.
Rowdy Asian Into Lovely Girls Under Nightgowns
...bad sentence, but you get the picture. The idea is to see how creative you can get.

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