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   Sorrior
   

   Okay so while in the shower i started thinking about what would a superhero team of superheroes based on the sankauand(in 1950-70s cheese style) be like and i came up with this. Oh and read this in a cheesy 1970s-80s narrator voice please.

   Sorrior with the amazing powers of no life and blowhard he can defeat his enemies by never shutting up or truly going away making him among the most annoying of the team his one weakness CHEMICALS

   GundamForever With his amazing power of fetish he can defeat even the most morally upright of enemies by spamming them with every trace of their darkest fetishes material...yes even the dreaded MSISSIONARY POSITION PORN

   Archer with his miraculous power of Lolispam can summon an army of Lolis to do his bidding and force his morally righteous enemies to kill themselves from the sheer horror of loli orgies

   Gantzplayboy with his amazing powers of troll can easily defeat the most powerful of foes with constant statements of right wing political views and the ability to spam random photshopped images but if all else fairs villains better watch out for his KOOL AID ATTACK by which he summons the kool aid man in giant form to crush all nearby walls.

   Brought together by the Great Lord Artefact whose mere image is known to kill they fight for freedom porn and the internet way THEY ARE THE SANKAKUANS.

   sooo what do you guys think also remember the cheesy narrator voice ala superfriends.

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
2. 

   Kudilicious
   

   GAY!

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
3. 

   Sorrior
   

   kudichan said:
   GAY!

   Kinda meant to be LOL. I was thinking of this vid when it occurred to me

   Also not really all that refined a joke but still humorous if you ask me.

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
4. 

   cheese_cake
   

   u had me at "cheesy 1970s-80s narrator voice"

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
5. 

   pilandi
   

   What about me?

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6. 

   Sorrior
   

   pilandi said:
   What about me?

   Well i know all those guys pretty well and i even forgot about how my butchered speech will make enemies kill themselves as well as all the innocents around.

   I've even thought of making deth the token disabled character. Oh and Antika can be the resident female who uses cuteness and whips to defeat her foes.

   Oh and THIS is the type of voice you should be reading it with.

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
7. 

   pilandi
   

   Fine.
   I'm just gonna form a band with some fellow members then.
   And together we shall save the world from shitty music, by bringing back good music to the mainstream.
   Then some members get into too much drugs, groupies, alcohol, depression, and die. :P

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
8. 

   Peter Barton
   

   Sorrior said:

   Sorrior with the amazing powers of no life and blowhard he can defeat his enemies by never shutting up or truly going away making him among the most annoying of the team his one weakness WATER

   Fixed that for ya.

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9. 

   Sorrior
   

   Peter Barton said:

   Fixed that for ya.

   No i can handle water it's something we do when treating it that i can't tolerate. So yeah TAP water and bottled water but not ocean water or natural water. Actually ocean water tastes good.

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10. 

    Peter Barton
    

    Sorrior said:

    No i can handle water it's something we do when treating it that i can't tolerate. So yeah TAP water and bottled water but not ocean water or natural water. Actually ocean water tastes good.

    Your arch nemesis is a boy with a water gun attached to bottled water.

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11. 

    Sorrior
    

    Peter Barton said:

    Your arch nemesis is a boy with a water gun attached to bottled water.

    Sounds about right. That or a deaf kid ah hell lets make him both. That way i can't just talk him to death.

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12. 

    Peter Barton
    

    Sorrior said:

    Sounds about right. That or a deaf kid ah hell lets make him both. That way i can't just talk him to death.

    He also wears a helmet.

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13. 

    Mizushima 水島
    

    oooo give me a few hours to make a horrible stick figure movie with paint lol

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote
14. 

    Pantsu, kudasai!
    

    why you lie Sorrior, you didn't think of this while in the shower, it is a known fact that the only thing sancom users are capable of doing while in the shower is to touch themselves

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote
15. 

    Peter Barton
    

    marcos67450 said:
    why you lie Sorrior, you didn't think of this while in the shower, it is a known fact that the only thing sancom users are capable of doing while in the shower is to touch themselves

    Problem there is that it clogs up the drain and eventually it starts to flood your shower/bath tub. When you clean it out there's a mountain of white stuff mixed with hair.

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16. 

    pilandi
    

    marcos67450 said:

    the only thing sancom users are capable of doing while in the shower is to touch themselves

    Among other things. :3

    Peter Barton said:

    Problem there is that it clogs up the drain and eventually it starts to flood your shower/bath tub. When you clean it out there's a mountain of white stuff mixed with hair.

    Hair?
    I don't have to worry about that anymore.

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote
17. 

    Peter Barton
    

    pilandi said:

    Among other things. :3

    Hair?
    I don't have to worry about that anymore.

    Hair and sperm. The mixture is deadly.

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18. 

    Pacpon
    

    Pacpon with her amazing powers of creativity and her trusty side kicks T and A will defeat stuff and stuff. Her only weakness is stuff and dead hookers.

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote
19. 

    Nefly
    

    I want to be a supervillain.

    

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20. 

    AVEN
    

    nEveR.Fly_ said:
    I want to be a supervillain.

    I want to be Charlie Sheen

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote

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