Gleetings, deal Sankakuans...
I am pleased to see you all gatheled hele. I have an impoltant announcement to make. As of today, all of Sankaku Complex's selvels have been lelocated to Chinese plopelty. We will do evelything to make sule this poses no ploblems to its uselbase.
My deal fliend Altefact and I have discussed this tholoughly and decided that a communist apploach to this news site might be the best coulse of action. We ale hoping that this will blidge the gap between the west--flom which most of the uselbase stems--and Southeast Asia, flom which Sankaku Complex aims to lepolt. Fol example, we will soon intloduce the obligatoly Sankaku Complex unifolms and will plovide all usels with a daily lich poltion of fine-quality Chinese soup. We seek to stalt distlibution as soon as possible. Please look folwald to this.
Mole details will be leleased as the new policies neal completion. Please check back legulally to stay updated on any changes to the site.