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   Pantsu, kudasai!
   

   So with all the shit happening in a far far away country, the internet has reminded me that there are many crazy ass dictators in the world.

   I got to say, Kim Jong Il remains my favorite.

   He's the best golf player in the world (according to him anyways), reinvented Basketball with his own rules (because regular basketball was oh so easy and boring), has his own personal army of bitches (in army uniform and shit) and his birthday is a national holiday complete with military parade. Now that last part would be fine and dandy under normal conditions, but it so happens his birthday is the same day as mine (at least the official birthday, because he's such a mythical creature, his real birthday is not really known haha) so you know, knowing that my birthday is a national holiday with military parade and shit is a cool ass thing. And to top things, you can't get a better nickname than "The Dear Leader", that's just too adorable.

   What about you sancom? got any favorite crazy dictator? maybe Gaddafi is your type? or your crush is on Hugo Chavez, or that adorable Fidel and his cigars?

   Oh and I'm keeping an eye on Vladimir Putin, he's got the right stuff to be one crazy ass dictator, and he's on the right track. Besides look at that pic, you know you'd go gay for some Putin <3

   

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   Dark Mage
   

   LOL Kim Jong Il
   

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   Pantsu, kudasai!
   

   Hahaha fuck yeah! That right there is clear proof that the Oscars never award the correct original song.

   Also forgot to mention, Kim was mentioned a few times in Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, so that makes him even cooler in my book

   ~pictured, The Dear Leader and his Dear Army Bitches

   

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   King Tiger
   

   I'll drink to that

   

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   Zetsumei
   

   marcos67450 said:

   

   

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   Pantsu, kudasai!
   

   setsumei said:

   

   is it weird that this^ somehow made me think that Sanya could be Vladimir's cloned-superior-aryan-daughter/loli lover?

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   King Tiger
   

   marcos67450 said:
   is it weird that this^ somehow made me think that Sanya could be Vladimir's cloned-superior-aryan-daughter/loli lover?

   I saw what you did there

   

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   Kudi
   

   Turkmenbashi is superior.

   Does Kim Jong-Il have his face on every yoghurt pot in the country? No.

   Did Kim Jong-Il make a national holiday to celebrate melons? No.

   Did Kim Jong-Il name a month of the year after his mother? No.

   Kim Jong-Il ain't got shit on Saparmurat Niyazov.

   

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   AVEN
   

   What about Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro??

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    Kudi
    

    AVEN said:
    What about Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro??

    Castro is a thief who stole $1 trillion from Mr Burns and that video didn't make me want Chavez to be my husbando. On the contrary, it made me think King Juan Carlos is a badass motherfucker. Eh tells Chavez to STFU and doesn't afraid of anything.

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    Dark Mage
    

    The threads needs more Führer.
    

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    King Tiger
    

    Char said:
    The threads needs more Führer.

    fuck yeah it does!

    I-mean we needs some 2D dictakers in here as well man!

    psst hint: Seig Zeon! just a suggestion~

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    Kudi
    

    Char said:
    The threads needs more Führer.

    No, it needs more Turkmenbashi.

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    Pantsu, kudasai!
    

    See Turkmenbashi and Saddam didn't make the top of my list because they both dead, Kim-chan is still there and with a chubby heir for when he dies and shit.

    I like Turkmenbashi's gold statue tho, pretty pimp

    

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    Kudi
    

    marcos67450 said:
    See Turkmenbashi and Saddam didn't make the top of my list because they both dead

    Turkmenbashi is alive in all our hearts. He was my husbando and I'm his widowo

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    King Tiger
    

    kudichan said:
    Turkmenbashi is alive in all our hearts. He was my husbando and I'm his widow

    oh man...

    sorry for your loss dood

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    Dark Mage
    

    Führer Kasuga "Osaka" Ayumu.

    

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    Pantsu, kudasai!
    

    kudichan said:

    Turkmenbashi is alive in all our hearts. He was my husbando and I'm his widowo

    oh sorry to hear that, didn't know you was his waifu. You must feel lonely

    

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    King Tiger
    

    HEIL!

    

    WPE would have loved this thread...

    Look Out for the Third Reich from the Sun
    

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    Pantsu, kudasai!
    

    HEIL!

    

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