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Pantsu, kudasai!
and that made me think, do I want to be one of those old men that pisses himself in his grandson's couch? NO!

But then, what?

What kind of old person you want to be? how will your passion for anime, and in most cases, other geeky, nerdy, ecchi interests?

I for one, want to be either the old guy in the retirement home (note, not nursing home, but retirement, there is a difference), that goes around touching nurses, nuns or any female staff available, hopefully will have enough in savings to pay young staff girls to suck my old stinky old man dick as well.

OR, I'll be the weird looking old guy all the neighborhood kids are afraid of (once Im old Im not shaving or cutting my hair ever again, fuck that) and mow my lawn in my underwear whenever the neighbors are having family over for a BBQ

In any case, I see myself enjoying anime all day once Im old, traveling to cons in old school characters cosplay (as in, characters that are current right now hahaha), and embarrass my grandkids in front of their friends with my otakunes.

So, any thoughts from y'all?

~ my grampa is 88 by the way
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Posted 5 years ago # Quote
桂言葉死

Greetings ~

I also don't want to be in a situation, where I don't know who I am (or) my body is incapable of caring for itself, as my mind (still) continues to be alive and all knowing, that (for me) is scary...

However ~

My - FIRST - question to you (and the rest) is what do you consider - "old"?

Many people (here) ~ as well as everywhere else ~ have varying opinions on this, as well as concerning "age", (even) being that 25 and above are considered "old" and in some cases "useless".

Nevertheless, being I am one of the "old" ones here... I ask this question..

"What do you see and how do you see this old guy?"

Am I considered any of what you mentioned prior? ~ am I detestable? ~ what?

I am curious, so I ask it plainly and openly, as I also expect varying answers to this, because as I always mention, different views for different people.

Just remember ~

Not every older person (Elder, Ancient, crumbly) or whatever name you associate us as, will be the same, nor will fall under the same category.

I still maintain my level of interests, have no guilt about them, am open about them, not embarrassed by them, or anything associative as such which deters me from those interests.

and one more important thing I should add..

One never knows how they will turn out (or) how long they will live, because that will be variant to situations, life-style, and what occurs within one's life.

... and as much as many (don't) think about this aspect... sooner or later... one will be considered - "old".

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Antiveli

marcos67450 said:
and that made me think, do I want to be one of those old men that pisses himself in his grandson's couch? NO!

But then, what?

What kind of old person you want to be? how will your passion for anime, and in most cases, other geeky, nerdy, ecchi interests?

I for one, want to be either the old guy in the retirement home (note, not nursing home, but retirement, there is a difference), that goes around touching nurses, nuns or any female staff available, hopefully will have enough in savings to pay young staff girls to suck my old stinky old man dick as well.

OR, I'll be the weird looking old guy all the neighborhood kids are afraid of (once Im old Im not shaving or cutting my hair ever again, fuck that) and mow my lawn in my underwear whenever the neighbors are having family over for a BBQ

In any case, I see myself enjoying anime all day once Im old, traveling to cons in old school characters cosplay (as in, characters that are current right now hahaha), and embarrass my grandkids in front of their friends with my otakunes.

So, any thoughts from y'all?

~ my grampa is 88 by the way

If you cant get girls now what makes you think you will be able to when you're a geezer.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Pantsu, kudasai!

I mean old as in "how you see yourself when you hit 70 and above"

I'm 27 right now

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Kudi

Deth said:

"What do you see and how do you see this old guy?"

I see a sexy beast!

Deth said:... and as much as many (don't) think about this aspect... sooner or later... one will be considered - "old".

But what if I die before I'm thirty? What then? Ahahahahahahahahaha...oh...wait :-(

The Antiweeaboo said:

If you cant get girls now what makes you think you will be able to when you're a geezer.

Because old people often have a lot of money

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Pantsu, kudasai!

The Antiweeaboo said:

If you cant get girls now what makes you think you will be able to when you're a geezer.

hahaha thats not what I meant (but still, funny) I meant that once I get to be an old geezer, Id rather use my life savings on young sluts than on dumb shit old people tend to spend their money, like charity, a snuggey or a chia pet

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Odysseus

marcos67450 said:
I mean old as in "how you see yourself when you hit 70 and above"

This.

You can't be old until you're at least 65, before then you can be at most middle aged. And I wouldn't want to be in a retirement home at 70, I'd rather wait until at least 80, maybe 85.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Kudi

odysseus said:

This.

You can't be old until you're at least 65, before then you can be at most middle aged. And I wouldn't want to be in a retirement home at 70, I'd rather wait until at least 80, maybe 85.

A 64-year-old is only middle aged if he lives to be 128

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Suicider (Banned Terrorist)

Wow, pantsu is old. >:

I will most likely be dead by age 30 (20 now), i don't have to worry about it. If somehow i manage to live past it, then i will think about it then, it is still a decade away.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Dombossu

marcos67450 said:
I mean old as in "how you see yourself when you hit 70 and above"

I'm 27 right now

i did not call that.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
桂言葉死

marcos67450 said:

I mean old as in "how you see yourself when you hit 70 and above"

I'm 27 right now

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~ OMG! - 27!! - well... your on your way.... towards (unknown)...

and whay didn't you so say so?

I still see myself as I stated prior..

Deth said:
Greetings ~

I also don't want to be in a situation, where I don't know who I am (or) my body is incapable of caring for itself, as my mind (still) continues to be alive and all knowing, that (for me) is scary...

However ~

>snip<

Not every older person (Elder, Ancient, crumbly) or whatever name you associate us as, will be the same, nor will fall under the same category.

I still maintain my level of interests, have no guilt about them, am open about them, not embarrassed by them, or anything associative as such which deters me from those interests.

======

So basically...

The same as I am now, making the changes needed, in order to prevent being ~ "stalled" ~ along the way...

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Wertyxious

I'm not planning on living that long either. I'll most likely fall in battle before I'm 30. (22 now)

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Odysseus

kudichan said:
A 64-year-old is only middle aged if he lives to be 128

But no one knows how old one is going to die at until the event itself. I define age groups more by the quality of life I see them living. Around here I see people in their fifties and sixties living lifestyles that I think of as middle aged (sometimes even into their seventies and rarely even into their eighties), people in their seventies and eighties as if they are old.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
桂言葉死

werty101 said:
I'm not planning on living that long either. I'll most likely fall in battle before I'm 30. (22 now)

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I learned through the years that those who say that... usually live longer then they expected. (why do I say this?) - because I myself have said it.

odysseus said:

But no one knows how old one is going to die at until the event itself.

I define age groups more by the quality of life I see them living.

Around here I see people in their fifties and sixties living lifestyles that I think of as middle aged (sometimes even into their seventies and rarely even into their eighties), people in their seventies and eighties as if they are old.

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^ Agreed ~ and it will also depend on how they wish to live, where they reside, which will make a impact on how the aged are looked upon, how they feel, and how they're aged.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Nin

That thread title sure did its job of grabbing my attention. (+10 points to you)

Aw, I dunno. When I start peeing myself, I think I'll just wear diapers. Sorry to hear about your couch, by the way. Must be a pain to clean.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Suicider (Banned Terrorist)

Deth said:

I learned through the years that those who say that... usually live longer then they expected. (why do I say this?) - because I myself have said it.

Now you are a miserable old man who want to be kill by his yandere.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Master Evil The Return!

To be honest, I figure I would be a old otaku with cash and young sluts chasing my dick, we have no clue whats going to happen hopefully I could live out that long then again, I hope if I do that most of the crazy shit thats going to hit the fan hits after am gone.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Antiveli

marcos67450 said:
I mean old as in "how you see yourself when you hit 70 and above"

I'm 27 right now

Holy shit 27? I hope you have a good job and dont live with your parents anymore...

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
桂言葉死

flamehaze628 said:

Now you are a ~~miserable~~ old man who want to be kill by his yandere.

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~ *fixed*

....and yeah.... a yandere Deth.... who would've thought?

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Pantsu, kudasai!

The Antiweeaboo said:

Holy shit 27? I hope you have a good job and dont live with your parents anymore...

LOL I get that every now and then in other anime forums XD tho I'm not that unique, I've met otaku who are well in their 50's married with kids and shit

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