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700,000 condoms disappeared on its way to Tokyo

  1. More than 700,000 ultra thin condom was disappeared inside a container while on its way from Malaysia to Japan, yesterday.

    It may sound funny, but 700,000 condoms worth USD279,000 that's a lot of money. Read the article here: http://animage-re.blogspot.com

    Posted 5 years ago #
  2. Operation Dragon Rising, part of Japan's government's efforts to increase the birth rate.

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    palmtop-tiger said:
    Operation Dragon Rising, part of Japan's government's efforts to increase the birth rate.

    Lol'd

    Posted 5 years ago #
  4. Hmm condoms and Japan, what's wrong with that statement?

    I would think the Japanese would actually need to be fucking in order to need condoms. Well it's a logical assumption eh.

    Maybe as was suggested, its a government conspiracy.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  5. GreyToshiaki said:
    More than 700,000 ultra thin condom was disappeared inside a container while on its way from Malaysia to Japan, yesterday.

    Woah it was disappeared on the way? How could they lose stuff "on the way"?

    Posted 5 years ago #
  6. Is this what they mean by crimes of passion?

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  7. Yeah, the whole container was empty when they opened it. The container was locked, sealed and recorded, the only person who can open it is the receiver which is the factory in Tokyo.

    But you can always break the lock and change a new one, swap the document and stuff.

    I would steal a container full of sex toys but not condoms.

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    WPE

    palmtop-tiger said:
    Operation Dragon Rising, part of Japan's government's efforts to increase the birth rate.

    hahahaahaha yes YES

    Posted 5 years ago #
  9. I really do hope that the person who stole those intended to do so. Imagine pulling a heist, getting back to your hideout, opening your loot and finding thousands of condoms. Great if you have an active sex life, but not so great if you were expecting something that you could sell for money.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  10. Can ya imagine trying to fill that many?

    Hmm couldn't resist. 700k condoms, one healthy 16 year old able to ejaculate 6 times a day. Lad will take 319 years pumping those condoms full of sperm hehe.

    Whoever stole them better have a lot of friends able to do a lot of fucking hehe.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  11. Sukunai said:
    Can ya imagine trying to fill that many?

    I may have a dirty mind...but no, not that dirty.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  12. ashita said:

    I may have a dirty mind...but no, not that dirty.

    What makes it even more nasty is that he is as old as your dad.

    Posted 5 years ago #
  13. Old news is old.

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  14. Has tingle made any more thread recently?

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  15. palmtop-tiger said:
    Operation Dragon Rising, part of Japan's government's efforts to increase the birth rate.

    Thats what i thought when i read the post name

    Posted 5 years ago #
  16. somebody got laid 700,000 times. lucky bastard.

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  17. niggers stole it? jks

    Posted 5 years ago #
  18. weird things stolen in japan :3

    http://news.www.infoseek.co.jp/search/story/01fujizak20110201009/%25C6%25B9%25C2%25CE/

    lol but arent mannequins worth alot? or was it just a fetish? XD

    Posted 5 years ago #
  19. I think it's obvious that this heist was pulled by Aya Hirano. She complains that she doesn't like thick condoms, and she won't shut up about how she likes to fuck many many many guys sometimes several at once, also not paying will help avoid taxation.

    Just my theory

    ~pictured, evidence

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  20. marcos67450 said:
    I think it's obvious that this heist was pulled by Aya Hirano. She complains that she doesn't like thick condoms, and she won't shut up about how she likes to fuck many many many guys sometimes several at once, also not paying will help avoid taxation.

    Just my theory

    ~pictured, evidence

    Ha

    Posted 5 years ago #

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