travtrav said:
When I was little I remember hearing of a lady who found a dead mouse in her can of soda AFTER she drank it, maybe that's why I don't like drinking soda to this day...
I did found a dead mouse in a coke bottle, but it went like this:
I went to a friend's house in a fucking hot ass summer day, his mom let me in as he was in the restroom and as usual told me to make myself home. Now I went to the kitchen to get some water, but then I noticed an open bottle of coke (in Mexico they still use reusable glass bottles) so I figured I could take a sip and no one would mind. As I lean the bottle to take a gulp, I feel this fuzz ball against my lips, I look at the bottle, dead mouse...
what no one fucking told me is that that morning they have been cleaning their storage room (which is in the back yard) and that half full coke had been open since Haruhi knows when.
When my friend walked in the kitchen I had my mouth glued to the faucet, gargling and spitting water and cursing, then I told him what happened and he laughed, then his mom laughed, then the rest of his family, and I died a bit inside.