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Please Tell Me This Isn't Real!

  1. ...I really don't know what to say. I suppose this is why many people think those who believe in God are idiots. These people are an embarrassment.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

    It gets worse. The entire forum is dedicated to disproving "secular science". There are so many fallacies, errors in thinking, etc. Honestly, I don't even know where to begin...

    Also, according to the following image, condoms (which were invented by the devil) actually cause HIV!!! Seriously!!! LOOK AT THE GRAPH!!!

    *dies inside*

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  2. Welcome to the world of troll science/math. Did this really need its own thread?

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  3. If you use them more than once or if it rips, yeah, but otherwise no.

    And condoms causing HIV? Honey, the Pope was laughed at for that a long time ago. That's old news.

    Meh, do I really care what these extremists think? See, this is why I'm not very serious about my religion.

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  4. Zerocaliber said:
    ...I really don't know what to say. I suppose this is why many people think those who believe in God are idiots. These people are an embarrassment.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

    It gets worse. The entire forum is dedicated to disproving "secular science". There are so many fallacies, errors in thinking, etc. Honestly, I don't even know where to begin...

    Also, according to the following image, condoms (which were invented by the devil) actually cause HIV!!! Seriously!!! LOOK AT THE GRAPH!!!

    *dies inside*

    Of course it's true! I believe that I proved Intelligent Falling over in the physics thread, go check it out! You're sooo behind the times if you still believe in Secular Science. The only true path to understanding reality is to convert to Christian Catholic Pagan Baptist Scientology! And if you don't, you'll burn in Hell!

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  5. at least they're having fun..... - -

    Posted 5 years ago #
  6. odysseus said:

    Of course it's true! I believe that I proved Intelligent Falling over in the physics thread, go check it out! You're sooo behind the times if you still believe in Secular Science.

    The only true path to understanding reality is to convert to Christian Catholic Pagan Baptist Scientology!

    And if you don't, you'll burn in Hell!

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    ~ Hell?

    That place really exists?

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  7. Deth said:

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    ~ Hell?

    That place really exists?

    Hell no.

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  8. brningpyre said:

    Hell no.

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    Of course not... its a myth ...preprepared by the those who wanted to signify a place where evil dwells.. and the image of the devil is something that is always attached to something evil...

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  9. Deth said:

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    ~ Hell?

    That place really exists?

    Can't be proven or disproven without dying first, which is why I'm agnostic instead of being atheist (the way most of my old college buddies are) or religious (the way my parents were). The best you can do is thought experiments... and thought experiments are responsible for ideas like the aether. The mythos is fun to play with, though... as are all mythos' (in my opinion).

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  10. Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

    I can just as easily debunk his three steps:

    1. Jump- try jumping in an airplane or an elevator. So what happens?
    2. Blow- static electricity foils them, not to mention the ballon gained almost no mass.
    3. Get high- there are spots high enough where you can see the curvature of the earth, but let's get higher. Get on an airplane or even better get into space.

    Of course they will try to deny this and say it is the devil tricking you. When confronted with these people it is best not to argue with them, just laugh as maniacally as possible.

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  11. Also, flinch really hard everytime they say "God", "Jesus", "Yahweh", etc.

    And scream if they throw water at you.

    I give bible knockers shit at my door, and they usually just say, "We don't need this from you," or "That's very offensive. I'd like to ask you to please be more open-minded."

    THEN you laugh maniacally, as palmtop suggests.

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  12. Oh, I suppose I should add that my favourite way to prove that the earth is a psuedo-sphere is the old Greek method... watch the sails of a ship approaching you from over the horizon. You can see the sails before the rest of the ship. It's my favourite because it's the simplest method I know, grade-school children can draw their own conclusions (figure out that the world is round on their own) if you focus their attention on what's going on.

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  13. Also I like the irony in this:


    Crazy Rev. Jim Osborne said

    It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves!

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  14. palmtop-tiger said:
    Trolls trolling retarded trolls trolling retarded trolls trolling retarded trolls.

    I can just as easily debunk his three steps:

    1. Jump- try jumping in an airplane or an elevator. So what happens?
    2. Blow- static electricity foils them, not to mention the ballon gained almost no mass.
    3. Get high- there are spots high enough where you can see the curvature of the earth, but let's get higher. Get on an airplane or even better get into space.

    Of course they will try to deny this and say it is the devil tricking you. When confronted with these people it is best not to argue with them, just laugh as maniacally as possible.

    Fexx'd &

    ^^This in agreement

    *insert "Yuripe Laughing" here

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  15. Reminds me of the StarCraft II thread they made

    (*And no, my grav does not match the reaction I had when I read it*)

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  16. Now if you put glasses on her and changed her hair to black it could almost be a self portait.

    ^_^

    Posted 5 years ago #
  17. I saw a guy's signature like this:

    "Who Will Jesus Damn" List » The Hypocrites

    Then I saw this:

    brningpyre said:
    "That's very offensive. I'd like to ask you to please be more open-minded."

    ( ゚ヮ゚)

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  18. UncommonOtaku said:

    Fexx'd &

    ^^This in agreement

    *insert "Yuripe Laughing" here

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    Length was un-needed and sound quality sucked... had to *fix*

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  19. What a bunch of bullcrap.

    Don't go thinking this idiocy is what all Christians or religious people stoop to... anyone who is against religion because of stupid retarded things like these people... are fools themselves.

    That site is full of people who are an embarrassment to Christianity. God and science don't belong in the same discussion ever. One is observable and theoretical, the other is based off of history, ancient texts, followings, tradition, and faith.

    People who hate on religions just don't want to believe anything rather than choosing something because science hasn't shown them "fact" and uber religious freaks like those on that site are blindly led retarded cattle.

    This entire discussion doesn't belong on SanCom. Age old unsolvable debates are pointless. (Closes thread) .... Oh wait... I can't do that. lol

    Posted 5 years ago #
  20. You guys are aware that the Landover Baptist Church forums doesn't really depict the actual opinion of the posters...right?

    Posted 5 years ago #

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