palmtop-tiger said:
I have two waifus.Wait, it's not what you think! Of course you know my 2D waifu, but my other waifu is... my car. I did love my previous car, but she and I were always hurting each other. We were in denial. But now with my Z, she's really like a housewife, keeping me warm or cool, always starting up, never hesitating to show her strength. And it's so easy to read her when something's amiss, no guessing games.
So, if your car is your waifu, how do you two...erm...you know..."consummate" the marriage?
Is it with the exhaust pipe?

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