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Sankaku Confessions
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Posted 1 year ago #
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I feel like doing evil
Posted 1 year ago # -
triumf said:
I feel like doing evilI just feel like destroying things.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I got in a wrestling match with my roommate's brother.
Even though we both gave up after 5 minutes; I feel ashamed of myself for not being able to pin him. Hell; the entire match was me trying to move him, and him just trying to pin me when I failed. He left him self open for a lot sambo legal techniques, but this was wrestling, and that was a no-no. Forest Gump was all trying to give me a hand shake and congradulate me on not getting pinned by a guy 4 times my size (He's a big 'simple' guy), and I kind of felt ashamed. I know I'm supposed to be glad we had a clean match, I didn't get pinned, and that everyone respeted me for my effoprts, but I just couldn't shake the feeling of failure. I felt like I should have been weight training for the past 5 years of my life, instead of reading. He only Weighs like 125KG; I should have been able to lift him at my age... I mean- nobody ever got points by not getting pinned, if that were a real match; I've have lost by points.I almost murdered my roommate's nephew's girlfriend. She has the borderline, like my mother, and it made me sick to my stomach. What's worse is; she doesn't even take care of herself... She's worse than my mother- and this isn't an 'Oh; I luv my mommy' thing, no! this woman doesn't work, she still has the pregnancy weight (and then some), she may or may not have a high school diploma, she's rude to guests, and can't calculate her 'warp reality to abuse others and make myself the victim' moves. It's fucking disgusting.
At one point in the day (3 days ago), I told the guys exatcly what she was going to say to him, what tone she was going to use, and mapped out her body language. I was almost 100% correct, but I forgot that she's slower than my mother, and couldn't think of the things to say fast enough (I predicted more stabs at him than the amount taken).
I told her to use her 'inside voice' and she flipped. Yelling at the guy just like my mother has every day of my life for so many years... I almost stabbed her in the throat with my hand. Eventually she let me talk saying "Choose your words carefully".
"You don't have no authority over me, you are not a tenant. This is called borderline personality disorder, it's a behavioral disorder in-which -"
"Excuse me, I'm bipolar! Are you some kind of fucking doctor or something?"
"Yes, you could say that technically"
"Where's your PHD then?"
"Now that's what we call ad hominem- that doesn't work on my because I'm too smart for that-"
"OMG I cannot even talk to him right now!" *Nighger hands up in the air rotating walk*
and this blob says "I can!"
so XXXL sponge roommate tries to waddle over to me and says:
"Look here motherfucker; I have multiple personality disorder- I flip like a switch! One time I got so mad, I picked a guy up over my shoulder, and threw him on the ground!"
*Smirk* "No you don't, you're a spoiled brat and you throw tantrums. You've quite literally just failed to contribute anything to the lecture; no thesis was stated- and one is chemical, and the other is behavioral. I know it might come as a shock, but that's why they both have different names."
*simultaneous hands up nigger walk off*
girlfriend: "I want him out of my house, I had to go to the hospital today, I'm not going to deal with this shit!" (she had a urinary tract infection... she pretends like it's more serious than the blood vomit inducing ulcer her boyfriend just got out of the hospital with)
"That's alright: I'm walking to MY JOB, because I WORK FOR A LIVING."
ready to leave and the poor starts shoutting about how funy the saftey meeting the other day was to try and change the subject
"YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON AND AND UNFIT MOTHER, YOU HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IS THE 1ST STEP YOU WHORE."
(not quite shouting- just spoke loudly so she could her me on the other side of the apartment)
I close the door behind me, and it's thrown open a second later.
She beast tries to swing at me, and I catch it, lock her wrist, turn her around and pin her against the wall.
I whispered in her ear and I'll admit: I was kind of drooling, the thrill of knowing I could end her life right there was hard to describe.
"I can rape and kill you 7 different ways before your nigger brain realizes you're in danger- and I'd lick your face and call you a pathetic weakling if you weren't so filthy"
I wrenched her arm and made her walk back into the house, and with a little push made her sit on the couch.
"I am Osmand Sandler- I am your superior in every way, don't forget that."
walked out and slammed the door, with a smile that quickly faded and became a mask of pure rage and hate. I should have killed her. You can't fix people like that, and worse than my mother, she contributes nothing to society! FUCK I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!
Just thinking about her makers my blood boil! I was a better parent to her child, and I had just met the bastard spawn. I mean; she just left the kid alone at almost 2 years old, and when she did come home, she brushed him aside with her foot... I fed the fucker, and that stupid psycho-masochist changed his fucking daipers... If I had killed her, I'd be saving that child's life. He's going to become a drug addict at a young age and he'll end up a train wreck because of her abuse. I was so close, but tehre was nothign I could do about it! society's fucking 'protect the weak at all costs' policy is an incurable plague that will not end until humanity does! It pains me knowing that I could do so much good in the world, and I'm completely prevented from doing so. It's fucking maddening...
I'm glad that idiot had enough brain cells to tell his girlfriend that my name really was Osmand Sandler. She's too lazy to call the cops anyway, that and they'd arrest the blob, because she has a warrent out for her arrest. at lest I got that much... I just can't help but feel that I should have killed her...
sorry about the long post.Posted 1 year ago # -
sgtmango said:
I got in a wrestling match with my roommate's brother.
Even though we both gave up after 5 minutes; I feel ashamed of myself for not being able to pin him. Hell; the entire match was me trying to move him, and him just trying to pin me when I failed. He left him self open for a lot sambo legal techniques, but this was wrestling, and that was a no-no. Forest Gump was all trying to give me a hand shake and congradulate me on not getting pinned by a guy 4 times my size (He's a big 'simple' guy), and I kind of felt ashamed. I know I'm supposed to be glad we had a clean match, I didn't get pinned, and that everyone respeted me for my effoprts, but I just couldn't shake the feeling of failure. I felt like I should have been weight training for the past 5 years of my life, instead of reading. He only Weighs like 125KG; I should have been able to lift him at my age... I mean- nobody ever got points by not getting pinned, if that were a real match; I've have lost by points.>only weighs like 125KG
>only 125Kg
>125Kg
>onlyAmerican detected.
Posted 1 year ago # -
i'd like to think he meant 125 lbs.
but if not, lmao
Posted 1 year ago # -
kudichan said:
>only weighs like 125KG
>only 125Kg
>125Kg
>onlyAmerican detected.
okay so I over estimated by 10-15 KG, roommate figures him at 250lb, 125KG is more than that by agood 20-30lb. I'm too lazy to do math.
EDIT: English system sucksPosted 1 year ago # -
i....what
what
what
Posted 1 year ago # -
Please don't tell me you read that tl;dr, Mere.
If so, we may have lost your mind forever.
Posted 1 year ago # -
H-Ero said:
Please don't tell me you read that tl;dr, Mere.If so, we may have lost your mind forever.
the ramblings of a psychotic with mommy issues is pretty interesting though
Posted 1 year ago # -
mere said:
i....whatwhat
what
So I take it you read Mango's post.
*Pats Mere on the head.*
I'm sure he's not really that crazy at least I hope not.Posted 1 year ago # -
mere said:
the ramblings of a psychotic with mommy issues is pretty interesting though
...Yeah.
Posted 1 year ago # -
mere said:
the ramblings of a psychotic with mommy issues is pretty interesting though
I'm sure the problem would go away if I could kill and eat my mother, but that's not exactly legal. I guess it can't be helped.
^ I tried this already... ^Posted 1 year ago # -
What in the actual fuck is going on I don't even
Posted 1 year ago # -
moemerodii said:
What in the actual fuck is going on I don't evenInsanity, and not the fun kind.
Posted 1 year ago # -
H-Ero said:
Insanity, and not the fun kind.
Mango does seem to have some serious issues.
Posted 1 year ago # -
moemerodii said:
What in the actual fuck is going on I don't evenJust ignore it and hopefully it will go away. Oh please, make it go away...
;-;Posted 1 year ago # -
I stop reading after wrestling to be honest. Not that I couldn't read the whole thing, it just that I figured I'd be uninterested immediately after I understood what happened and the context in which it did.
Posted 1 year ago # -
That was quite a story, I must say.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I just read the whole story.
I have to say that I'm a little aroused.
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