uteki said:
Have you attempted it?
I've tried a few times, but I'm too lazy to commit to everything.
One thing that really does work is looking at your hand whenever you notice anything weird happening. Hands look really fucked up in dreams. That way, you know you're dreaming.
I usually wake up as soon as I go lucid, however. Or the dream continues in the same vein for a few minutes and then I wake up. I need to work on it.
On a similar note, does anyone else have trouble with firearms in dreams, or similar things? I always have trouble getting to stay as gun, and they'll turn into just my hand making a gun shape and yelling "bang" or some stupid crap like that. Once, I focused hard enough that I shot a guy with my finger that way, though. Strange...
kudichan said:
Vegio, I have some bad news.
It wasn't a dream.
And that's exactly what makes it worse. No kidding.
Today, during a nap, I had a dream that someone was holding me in the air by the throat and choking me.
nEveR.Fly_ said:
Today, during a nap, I had a dream that someone was holding me in the air by the throat and choking me.
Damn! I'll have to be more subtle in future.
Neat Hedgehog said:
On a similar note, does anyone else have trouble with firearms in dreams, or similar things? I always have trouble getting to stay as gun, and they'll turn into just my hand making a gun shape and yelling "bang" or some stupid crap like that. Once, I focused hard enough that I shot a guy with my finger that way, though. Strange...
I never did that though have I produced guns in my dreams and had the ammo run out it's like I know during the dream that a 1911 for example normally only holds 7 rounds but then I either find more ammo or a bigger gun.
I can sometimes summon starships and mecha in my dreams when they are lucid.
nEveR.Fly_ said:
Today, during a nap, I had a dream that someone was holding me in the air by the throat and choking me.
Next time it happens think about using an energy sword or gun on the person and go Samurai Jack or Charles Bronson on his/her ass.
Last night I had a dream about a thing but I forgot about it. It was a pretty fucking weird dream!
I had a dream, and I think it was a lucid one. I can't remember most of it but the dream seemed pretty long and I knew that I was dreaming.
It was a weird dream which included liking for rape and vampires and I can't remember the rest.
Oh and then some part in the dream I remember some anime characters in the dream, 4 characters from star driver was in it...
uteki said:
It was a weird dream which included liking for rape
uteki said:
It was a weird dream which included liking for rape and vampires and I can't remember the rest.
Wonder if that was influenced by reading my fanfic.
STEFAN STOP GIVING AMY NIGHTMARES!
kudichan said:
Hey don't give me that look! D;
I'm sure you've had really sexy/terrifying weird dreams that is way worse than mine!
StefanKinoshita said:
Wonder if that was influenced by reading my fanfic.
Possibly,
Though I think the vampires were handsome in my dream. I don't remember who they were but I just know that I found them hot in my dream.
kudichan said:
STEFAN STOP GIVING AMY NIGHTMARES!
lolol, though I think it was kinda a lovely dream ;3
uteki said:
Hey don't give me that look! D;
I'm sure you've had really sexy/terrifying weird dreams that is way worse than mine!
Unfortunately not ;_;
All of my vaguely sexy dreams result in me getting cock-blocked by my alarm clock
i remember dreaming about being locked in basement and repeatedly raped by old hag, to this day i can still feel that weird sensation of loose pussy.
baronight said:
i remember dreaming about being locked in basement and repeatedly raped by old hag, to this day i can still feel that weird sensation of loose pussy.
Baronight, I have some bad news.
It wasn't a dream.
kudichan said:
Unfortunately not ;_;
All of my vaguely sexy dreams result in me getting cock-blocked by my alarm clock
Oh I know that feeling, it has happened to me many times too.
I had a fun dream.
I was in the parking lot of a Northland store from back home, standing near my car, which seemed to be a VW Beetle. I didn't seem to be myself, exactly, I think I was a British albino kid that I had dreamed about earlier, and I was living in one of his back-story segments. My, or rather his, adoptive mother was there with him.
It was late at night, and some bunch of redneck bikers smashed in the window of a drycleaners and were trying to rob it. I remember thinking "these things always happen when you least expect it, and they're never as flashy or exciting as they look in the movies," and I was strangely calm about it. I ran around to the other side of the car, and tried to get my rifle to stop them before they noticed me.
One of them saw me going for the gun, grabbed my mother, and pointed a knife at her throat. The rifle was single-shot, so I cocked the hammer and tried to get close enough to aim. The thug made a grab at the gun, and I shot him in the chest, but he was wearing a bullet-proof vest. Then he stabbed my mother and threw her to one side. I got pissed, and started swinging the gun at him, but it was proving rather ineffective, as he was at least two or three heads taller than me (I'm at least 5'11", and seemed to be the same height in the dream, so this was a big guy).
He grabbed the gun, but I was expecting it, and grabbed another weapon I had hidden. It seemed to be made of rope and hooks, about 35 to 50, actually, ranging from fishing hooks to big, heavy hooks, longer than my hand. I swung, and raked him quite badly with it, forcing him to back up. I seemed to be getting stronger with each swing, because I knocked away his knife. I swung as hard as I could, but he dodged, and the hooks embedded themselves in a steel candy dispenser by the door to the grocery store, almost tearing it in half.
The guy lost his nerve when he saw that so he surrendered; said he'd just wait for the cops to arrest him, and that he wouldn't give any more trouble. I said that was fine, so I let go of the rope and hooks. Then I punched him, which nearly tore off his jaw and just left it dangling by one side, grabbed him by the neck, and smashed the back of his head into a pipe until his eyeballs fell out and his skull broke open and he hemorrhaged to death almost instantly.
Then it started raining, and the dream switched back to another flashback from this albino British kid from his days at some research institute that reminded me of the old TV show "The Pretender."
I had a dream that Neko_Musume created an anime called "Ikayaki-kun!," in which a man with glasses was the cook at a magical fried squid ball stand (it was magical because the ingredients and the cookware were alive). He was also secretly the Green Sentai Ranger by night. Ikayaki-kun was in love with a kind, gentle glasses-wearing girl who was a frequent customer of his stand. However, this girl was not interested in him, because she had a major crush on the Green Ranger, and Ikayaki-kun was bound by magical law to never reveal himself as such.
In the episode I was watching in my dream, he was attempting to cook in the squid ball stand but failing to do so properly because the ingredients/cookware were annoyed at him, as he was distracted by girl he was in love with, and not making the food his top priority.
As a result of his magical kitchen friends not cooperating, he makes a fool of himself in front of the girl, and he starts to cry in despair, covered in fried batter and scorch marks. However, the girl hands Ikayaki-kun her handkerchief, and tells him to cheer up, saying he was kakoii for working so hard at the ikayaki stand, and that he reminded her a bit of the hero the Green Ranger at that moment. Ikayaki-kun is elated.
nEveR.Fly_ said:
I had a dream that Neko_Musume created an anime called "Ikayaki-kun!," in which a man with glasses was the cook at a magical fried squid ball stand (it was magical because the ingredients and the cookware were alive). He was also secretly the Green Sentai Ranger by night. Ikayaki-kun was in love with a kind, gentle glasses-wearing girl who was a frequent customer of his stand. However, this girl was not interested in him, because she had a major crush on the Green Ranger, and Ikayaki-kun was bound by magical law to never reveal himself as such.In the episode I was watching in my dream, he was attempting to cook in the squid ball stand but failing to do so properly because the ingredients/cookware were annoyed at him, as he was distracted by girl he was in love with, and not making the food his top priority.
As a result of his magical kitchen friends not cooperating, he makes a fool of himself in front of the girl, and he starts to cry in despair, covered in fried batter and scorch marks. However, the girl hands Ikayaki-kun her handkerchief, and tells him to cheer up, saying he was kakoii for working so hard at the ikayaki stand, and that he reminded her a bit of the hero the Green Ranger at that moment. Ikayaki-kun is elated.
Steal Neko's idea and make this into an anime!
Or at least write/draw a manga about it.
nEveR.Fly_ said:.
;u;
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