abracadvre said:
Mato and I were having sex in my basement while giascle was watching one of the gundam series on my tv. When we finished up Giascle and Mato went to the farther end of my basement and started fucking on my pool table. I tried changing the channel but every channel had gundams. I also couldn't find my pants.
You did say that you had a crush on her.
Oh, Welp, I guess my dreams are back to showing me terrible things again.
I had to watch various species of headcrab-esque parasites mutilating people and animals.
The most readily describable of the visions was as old woman who had her face covered in masses of what I might call "fleshy spaghetti." She tried to wrench them from herself when the pain eroded her rationality; but when she did she only revealed the extent of the butchery in post-mortem, as her face had already been entirely eaten away underneath the writhing mass, condemning her to death upon it's forced removal.
Hmm...
In hind sight, I guess that particular species looked kinda like tubifex worms turned pink.
So something like this:
There were other creatures, but most of them are too lovecraftian to articulate in written language.
*shiver*
I'm going to go take a shower.
kudichan said:
MAXIMUM BETA!
Nah, not even close.
I once had a dream where I told a girl that maybe our relationship wasn't really working out if all she was really interested in was getting laid.
abracadvre said:
Mato and I were having sex in my basement while giascle was watching one of the gundam series on my tv. When we finished up Giascle and Mato went to the farther end of my basement and started fucking on my pool table. I tried changing the channel but every channel had gundams. I also couldn't find my pants.
You're right I didn't want to know it; I'd never be watching Gundam.
Neat Hedgehog said:
Nah, not even close.
Nah, pretty close.
Neat Hedgehog said:
Nah, not even close.
I once had a dream where I told a girl that maybe our relationship wasn't really working out if all she was really interested in was getting laid.
I say over using the term beta makes one beta themselves as they're obviously trying to cover for some sorta shortcoming or self image problem.
I had a dream that I was with my ex and we had moved in to this really shitty apartment. While he was away at work I started to clean the bathroom. While I was scrubbing away, I noticed a moth fly in and land on the shower rail. I decided to spray it with water because it looked dry and dehydrated.
Suddenly my spray bottle turned into a paint brush which I dipped into water and carefully smoothed across it's abdomen which it appreciated a lot. Each time I'd come back from dipping the brush in the water, the moths skin would get more inflated and wrinkly.
This continued for several minutes until it grew into a frail, wrinkly paper skinned hybrid between an ancient lady and an old moth. I was disgusted. It looked like wrinkly bags of flesh tied onto sticks.
So basically the rest of the dream was the moth humping my back because I had gotten it so excited. I couldn't run away because my body was trying to run in real life. So I just got humped on the back by a wrinkly bag of papery flesh for I don't know how long. Plus there was a lot of powder from the flapping wings so I couldn't breathe. It also smelled like moth balls.
what
That's one horny moth.
Or she was violated in her sleep.
I think it was because when you're dreaming you're privates are mostly stimulated no matter what you are dreaming about.I was turned on and disgusted at the same time.
Or you have a thing for moths and are finally beginning to accept it.
giascle said:
Or you have a thing for moths and are finally beginning to accept it.
Or really old women.
Or both! :D
H-Ero said:
Or both! :D
Well I really like insects and am very scared of getting old. So maybe that's what it is. Or maybe it's just a fucked up dream.
I had a dream were we here inside a castle owned by a crazy person and there was an
epic fight in the main hall.
Pacpon said:
Well I really like insects and am very scared of getting old. So maybe that's what it is. Or maybe it's just a fucked up dream.
Or maybe... you were predicting the future.
H-Ero said:
Or maybe... you were predicting the future.
WELP, it was nice knowing you guys, I got a bridge to catch!
I had a dream about a CG Hamster masturbating. The hamster was like some dreamworks style thing, or like those Kia commercials. Probably the weirdest dream I have ever had.
Then after that, I had a remarkably normal dream. I saw friends from high school, went to a birthday party, then went to work, which was the same work I do now, except I was working at a middle/elementary school instead.
motaku96 said:
I had a dream about a CG Hamster masturbating. The hamster was like some dreamworks style thing, or like those Kia commercials. Probably the weirdest dream I have ever had.Then after that, I had a remarkably normal dream. I saw friends from high school, went to a birthday party, then went to work, which was the same work I do now, except I was working at a middle/elementary school instead.
Maybe you are sexually attracted to hamsters.
Dreamt about seeing Peter barton's gravatar when I was bout to wake up, eew..
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