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I had a dream that Nefly got kidnapped. I had to stab a guy to rescue her.
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giascle said:
I dreamt I heard someone badly playing scales on a flute. When I woke up, I heard someone badly playing scales on a flute.I've had the same dream, but with a piano.
When I woke up, I heard the same thing. But with a piano.
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H-Ero said:
Are you a prophet?
Yes. You are going to die in 12 minutes.
kudichan said:
I've had the same dream, but with a piano.
When I woke up, I heard the same thing. But with a piano.
Weird. :U
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mere said:
I had a dream that Nefly got kidnapped. I had to stab a guy to rescue her.Freud would have a field day
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mere said:
I had a dream that Nefly got kidnapped. I had to stab a guy to rescue her.You're a true friend, Mere.
Would you stab someone to save me as well :3c
giascle said:
Yes. You are going to die in 12 minutes.Le gasp! I had so much to live for ;-;
Oh wait, it's been over 12 minutes since you predicted that. Ha! You're a terrible proph-
*H-Ero dies of a heart attack*Posted 1 year ago # -
H-Ero said:
You're a true friend, Mere.
Would you stab someone to save me as well :3c
I would do anything for all of my friends.
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I had a weird dream that I was part of a three person team of special ops that had just completed some kind mission involving biological weapons. We were just boarding a large air transport helicopter when the woman in our team, who seemed to be psychic as well as a chemical and biological expert, said that one of the "specimens" had gotten on-board and was going to attack us.
I pulled out my knife, since we had learned that bullets didn't do enough large scale damage to bother these creatures, just before it jumped out from behind some crates. It was all black and almost looked like it was made of worms and insect legs; it was some kind of spore or bacteria based life-form, created from biological experiments on autonomous weapons. I stabbed at it a few times, but couldn't do enough damage to hack any parts off.
Apparently it had done damage to the deck above us, because we noticed the flood of water pouring in through a hole in the ceiling when it started to get up over our ankles.
The psychic told me that all we had to do was wait until the water was high enough, because a tank of prototype nanites designed to fight these bacterial creatures had been broken open in the flood. The idea was that we would just wait until the water was saturated with the nanites and reached the creature. Unfortunately, she also knew that the nanites weren't finished and didn't have all the resources they needed to destroy this creature, but that I would be able to do something to fix that, even though she didn't know what yet.
The black guy, munitions and weapons expert (my dreams sure do use a lot of stereotypes), got impatient and attacked it with a toaster with an electrical short that was in the cargo area. It didn't do much damage, but it wasn't immune to electricity, and it backed up into a corner. The psychic kept telling him not to do anything, but he wouldn't listen and kept trying to attack it because he thought that inaction might get us killed, because knowing one possible outcome might change the course of our actions (the whole "knowing your own fate" paradox thing).
Finally, the water got high enough, and the psychic determined what it was that was needed to kill the creature; urine. Yeah... apparently, I had to get close enough to pee on the creature, and the nanites would be able to consume the elements and destroy it. So, naturally, I whiz on the thing, and it freaks out as the nanites attack it. It tried to defend itself by transforming into a package of sausage (????), but the nanites chased it down and ate it anyway.
Right about then I woke up and had to go to the bathroom.
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Why was your helicopter underwater?
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mere said:
I had a dream that Nefly got kidnapped. I had to stab a guy to rescue her.♥
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kudichan said:
Freud would have a field day
I wish I said this first.
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mere said:
I had a dream that Nefly got kidnapped. I had to stab a guy to rescue her.I would have shot the guy as I own a couple of guns and know how to use them.
Not sure where I'd shoot him that would depend on what the situation calls.
That or taze him as I have tazer that I built myself.Posted 1 year ago # -
aneko said:
Why was your helicopter underwater?Apparently the upper cargo deck was full of water tanks for some unspecified reason. When the bacteria creature got loose, it broke some open and they spilled down into the lower decks.
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Char said:
I would have shot the guy as I own a couple of guns and know how to use them.
Not sure where I'd decide that on what the situation calls for.
That or tazed him as I have tazer that I built myself.A taser is an insufficiently phallic weapon for such a dream.
But a gun is fine too
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kudichan said:
A taser is an insufficiently phallic weapon for such a dream.
But a gun is fine too
Neither is a knife as it's not very phallic either in your case every weapon involved probably would be something like a bat,a pipe,a missile,or a giant sausage.
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Char said:
Neither is a knife as it's not very phallic either
Knives are the most phallic weapons there are. The shape is phallic and their function is to penetrate when you thrust them into someone.
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Freud would have a field day, but you're not enjoying it any less, huh~
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kudichan said:
Knives are the most phallic weapons there are. The shape is phallic and their function is to penetrate when you thrust them into someone.
What about a dildo? I should think that would be even more phallic by way of being an actual representation of a dong.
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Neat Hedgehog said:
What about a dildo? I should think that would be even more phallic by way of being an actual representation of a dong.
Both form and function contribute to a weapon's phallicness. So no, unless you use the dildo to penetrate.
Vegio said:
Freud would have a field day, but you're not enjoying it any less, huh~Posted 1 year ago # -
kudichan said:
Freud would have a field day
Freud is archaic to modern psychologists.
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kudichan said:
Both form and function contribute to a weapon's phallicness. So no, unless you use the dildo to penetrate.
You totally could, you'd just need to push really hard. Or give it kind of a cone-like end. Then it wouldn't be a knife, it'd be a lance.
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