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giascle on "Disaster thread of survival"

giascle — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:59:53 +0000

Mikorio wins

Mikorio on "Disaster thread of survival"

Mikorio — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:58:29 +0000

>mfw I'm Chinese >mfw I just get on my exploding toilet and fly to civilisation

Uncommon0taku on "Disaster thread of survival"

Uncommon0taku — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:53:12 +0000

<blockquote><cite>kudichan said:</cite> </blockquote> so in other words you can't swim?

Professor Kudington on "Disaster thread of survival"

Professor Kudington — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:58:07 +0000

>mfw I'm British >mfw my county doesn't have hundreds of thousands of square km of empty wasteland >mfw reception in all open spaces >mfw I could just walk to the nearest town >mfw I have no face (just like Charla Nash!)

桂言葉死 on "Disaster thread of survival"

桂言葉死 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:46:21 +0000

<blockquote><cite>sylphin said:</cite> Character Request =X..looks familiar but cant remember, Sora No Otoshimono? Tomoko? </blockquote> ====== <center></center>

Sylphin on "Disaster thread of survival"

Sylphin — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:25:01 +0000

<blockquote><cite>Deth said:</cite> </blockquote> Character Request =X..looks familiar but cant remember, Sora No Otoshimono? Tomoko?

lil rude bitch on "Disaster thread of survival"

lil rude bitch — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:29:59 +0000

<blockquote><cite>mere said:</cite> i always read this as "disaster of a thread". good thing i'm pretty much right. </blockquote> Came here to post this

The Superior Triniking on "Disaster thread of survival"

The Superior Triniking — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:04:55 +0000

<blockquote><cite>mere said:</cite> i always read this as "disaster of a thread". </blockquote>

Uncommon0taku on "Disaster thread of survival"

Uncommon0taku — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:57:51 +0000

<blockquote><cite>palmtop-tiger said:</cite> Let's see the cat survive this disaster of a thread. </blockquote> its been 2 days, unlike my last one which lasted 2 hours..... Buht nobody has suggested a new scenario, wutz the matter no imagination? Okay here is another one more simple less complicated. You're on a boat supposedly on a fishing trip, the proprietor (boat owner) was washed overboard & lost presumed drowned, when the boat was rocked and nearly capsized when stuck by the wake of a container ship. Either the container ships autopilot had a glitch or some drunken idiot was at the controls again and had the ship at top speed. Your fishing boat is swamped and gradually taking on more water. Who knows when it will sink completely. What are you gonna do? Panic is not an option. Oh yeah one more thing, its the Atlantic Ocean,... because there are more Great White Sharks in it than the Pacific Ocean. :P

お茶 on "Disaster thread of survival"

お茶 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:39:39 +0000

<blockquote><cite>Deth said:</cite> THEN after all this is said and done.. <center>I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FUCKING ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE AND KILL YOU!</center> </blockquote> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESpNXHfHM6Y" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESpNXHfHM6Y</a> Run Kitty Run..

3 on "Disaster thread of survival"

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:36:36 +0000

this time, lol

Mere on "Disaster thread of survival"

Mere — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:30:29 +0000

i always read this as "disaster of a thread". good thing i'm pretty much right.

Palmtop Titan on "Disaster thread of survival"

Palmtop Titan — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:28:29 +0000

Let's see the cat survive this disaster of a thread.

桂言葉死 on "Disaster thread of survival"

桂言葉死 — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:22:52 +0000

<blockquote><cite>UncommonOtaku said:</cite> wut if I ran through the bushes, its not like you could chase me in broken uneven terrain. </blockquote> ======= So you're - really - going to attempt to - u-n-d-e-r-e-s-t-i-m-a-t-e - me just because of - "that?" hehehehehehe... hahahahahahahaha.... <center>MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! </center>

Uncommon0taku on "Disaster thread of survival"

Uncommon0taku — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:06:14 +0000

<blockquote><cite>Deth said:</cite> <center>I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FUCKING ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE AND KILL YOU!</center> </blockquote> wut if I ran through the bushes, its not like you could chase me in broken uneven terrain.

Envoy Loves You on "Disaster thread of survival"

Envoy Loves You — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:57:06 +0000

<blockquote><cite>Deth said:</cite> ====== I would check and see what the issue is with the vehicle, if it can be repaired, even for a few hours at a time, then I would use what (back-up) though simplistic repair may be warranted. Then I would use my ONSTAR and make a call... ¬_¬ If it didn't work, then it would be an (obvious) indicator that it was electrical...however, no mind, phone/mobile reception wouldn't be needed, this will be explained later.... ====== I would always be (rotating my stock) within my fully equipped BoB, so I wouldn't have expired cans or whatever in it - (plus) - I would always have at least 3 MRE's broken down for emergency use. I would wait (at least) 2/3 days (and I'm, pushing it here on this).. before starting to TAB back 80 miles to the last known point of civilization, to see exactly what traffic (if any) actually flowed, then plan the TAB during the evening hours. (since its desert) this to conserve energy, water, and make the trek easier all round. Before that, I would collect, separate/filter, boil the water (which is not anti-freeze) as you stated, ensuring that its safe to drink and use that for the trek to the closest point. ====== In this day and age w/o a GPS? - even on a mobile/smart phone? where you been? - under a fucking rock? O.o So, as I mentioned before, I would be using the GPS on my mobile, which is always up-to-date (for this reason) which can be used w/o a mobile signal, as it will be using the battery, and would (already) be set to caching the last waypoint on a map that I access with/without a signal. (in addition, I would also be using my GPS/radio combo as well...) then again, in this scenario, I would know how to use as simple compass (*which would be already in my BoB) and know where my location is, by using a small paper-map that I use as back-up, marking my waypoints along my trip. You say your 80 miles from a town, (yet) see buildings on the horizon, and your on a used road? ... between them? Despite having little traffic, I would gather some rocks, and place them in a - "visible indicating arrow" - in the direction I started TABBING toward, which can be seen from the air - (in addition) - I would place a note on the windscreen of my car to let (anyone) know what occurred, what I am doing, and leaving a 9-line (if needed). Its still possible that traffic flows between each town, no matter how slight, as I wouldn't be following a dirt road between A and B, if it wasn't used, considering that you didn't mention that it was completely abandoned. - ¬_¬ Besides, who travels without being prepared to begin with? THEN after all this is said and done.. <center>I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FUCKING ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE AND KILL YOU!</center> </blockquote> Best answer so far.

Peter Barton on "Disaster thread of survival"

Peter Barton — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:29:28 +0000

I survived page 1. Get me a beer and I'll tell you how I did it in 2 hours with Matt Damon playing myself.

Sylphin on "Disaster thread of survival"

Sylphin — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:24:17 +0000

<blockquote><cite>triniking1234 said:</cite> Answering these questions is a lot of work. </blockquote> Thats why I dont do much prep for it. What gonna happen, happens cant stop it either lol, and Id usually go SHIT when it does =X

The Superior Triniking on "Disaster thread of survival"

The Superior Triniking — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:52:16 +0000

Answering these questions is a lot of work.

Sylphin on "Disaster thread of survival"

Sylphin — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:36:19 +0000

A Troll Witch on "Disaster thread of survival"

A Troll Witch — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:14:08 +0000

<blockquote><cite>hayabusa1 said:</cite> First rule is that if you're stuck in the desert, then don't leave your vehicle. It's the biggest easy to see object for helicopters and search parties to spot. Assuming that the car won't start no matter what, the only thing to do is make the best of the situation. After a couple of days with no contact from my family, they will notify the authorities that I am missing. A search party will be sent. Until then you can only sit tight. Things to do: 1) Ration the water over a longer period of time. Save your urine to drink it again. (Hey, we're talking about life and death here.) 2) If there is any brush around, gather it and burn it so that it acts as a smoke signal. If there's no brush, then the tires can be burnt. 3) Break a mirror in the car to act as a flash signal for any helicopters that fly over. 4) Don't leave the vehicle. Wait for rescue. </blockquote> Actually #1 is incorrect Les Stroud says don't drink your urine you may loose more water then you'll gain and possibly shock your system. Yes it's 95% water but the other 5% is urea , salts,and toxins you body is trying to get rid of. It's probably not much better then drinking seawater as on Man Woman wild they did drink it and their condition took a nose dive soon after and they had to be evacuated out. The guy's wife almost passed out and he didn't look much better. Instead you can still use it for cooling to try and prevent sweating which will save water ie wet down some thing like a shirt down still gross but preventing excessive sweating and staying cool is life and death in the desert. To drink it you need to make what's called a urine still pretty much piss in a hole put a container in it and cover it it with clear plastic the water evaporates levels the urea salts and other toxins behind and condense on the plastic. Salt water and radiator coolant also can be rendered drinkable via the same method though cross contamination with radiator coolant can kill you vs just make you sick.

Pyrolight on "Disaster thread of survival"

Pyrolight — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:11:11 +0000

<blockquote><cite>Deth said:</cite> ==== Yet... You posted within the thread you care not for.... </blockquote> Well he cares that you know that he does not care.

桂言葉死 on "Disaster thread of survival"

桂言葉死 — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:32:28 +0000

<blockquote><cite>giascle said:</cite> I do not currently care about this thread. </blockquote> ==== Yet... You posted within the thread you care not for....

giascle on "Disaster thread of survival"

giascle — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:19:52 +0000

I do not currently care about this thread.

N/A on "Disaster thread of survival"

N/A — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:13:44 +0000

<blockquote><cite>UncommonOtaku said:</cite> Okay, hmmmmm,... Just answer the previous posters disaster scenario the best way you can given your own experiences or guess at what you would do if you were in that situation. When you're done, give a new survival situation for the next poster to answer. ---- You're driving along a dusty road with little or no traffic, way out in the boonies. Suddenly your car/truck dies on you. There is no phone reception for your phone. You've got some water in your trunk (for the radiator 2 gallons & maybe a couple cans of chili 4+ yrs past the expiration date). The nearest bit of civilizaiotn is a gas station you passed 80 miles behind you. You were traveling to the next state, you don't know if you're closer to the next gas station/town. You also think you see buildings on the horizon. What are you gonna do? </blockquote> First rule is that if you're stuck in the desert, then don't leave your vehicle. It's the biggest easy to see object for helicopters and search parties to spot. Assuming that the car won't start no matter what, the only thing to do is make the best of the situation. After a couple of days with no contact from my family, they will notify the authorities that I am missing. A search party will be sent. Until then you can only sit tight. Things to do: 1) Ration the water over a longer period of time. Save your urine to drink it again. (Hey, we're talking about life and death here.) 2) If there is any brush around, gather it and burn it so that it acts as a smoke signal. If there's no brush, then the tires can be burnt. 3) Break a mirror in the car to act as a flash signal for any helicopters that fly over. 4) Don't leave the vehicle. Wait for rescue.

The Superior Triniking on "Disaster thread of survival"

The Superior Triniking — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:24:04 +0000

Sylphin on "Disaster thread of survival"

Sylphin — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 10:49:02 +0000

<blockquote><cite>Deth said:</cite> THEN after all this is said and done.. <center>I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FUCKING ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE AND KILL YOU!</center> </blockquote> Lol...So much WIN!! Deth is on your tail Mr.Kitty XD

桂言葉死 on "Disaster thread of survival"

桂言葉死 — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 10:04:43 +0000

<blockquote><cite>UncommonOtaku said:</cite> Okay, hmmmmm,... Just answer the previous posters disaster scenario the best way you can given your own experiences or guess at what you would do if you were in that situation. When you're done, give a new survival situation for the next poster to answer. ---- You're driving along a dusty road with little or no traffic, way out in the boonies. Suddenly your car/truck dies on you. There is no phone reception for your phone. </blockquote> ====== I would check and see what the issue is with the vehicle, if it can be repaired, even for a few hours at a time, then I would use what (back-up) though simplistic repair may be warranted. Then I would use my ONSTAR and make a call... ¬_¬ If it didn't work, then it would be an (obvious) indicator that it was electrical...however, no mind, phone/mobile reception wouldn't be needed, this will be explained later.... <blockquote><cite>UncommonOtaku said:</cite> You've got some water in your trunk (for the radiator 2 gallons & maybe a couple cans of chili 4+ yrs past the expiration date). The nearest bit of civilizaiotn is a gas station you passed 80 miles behind you. </blockquote> ====== I would always be (rotating my stock) within my fully equipped BoB, so I wouldn't have expired cans or whatever in it - (plus) - I would always have at least 3 MRE's broken down for emergency use. I would wait (at least) 2/3 days (and I'm, pushing it here on this).. before starting to TAB back 80 miles to the last known point of civilization, to see exactly what traffic (if any) actually flowed, then plan the TAB during the evening hours. (since its desert) this to conserve energy, water, and make the trek easier all round. Before that, I would collect, separate/filter, boil the water (which is not anti-freeze) as you stated, ensuring that its safe to drink and use that for the trek to the closest point. <blockquote><cite>UncommonOtaku said:</cite> You were traveling to the next state, you don't know if you're closer to the next gas station/town. You also think you see buildings on the horizon. What are you gonna do? </blockquote> ====== In this day and age w/o a GPS? - even on a mobile/smart phone? where you been? - under a fucking rock? O.o So, as I mentioned before, I would be using the GPS on my mobile, which is always up-to-date (for this reason) which can be used w/o a mobile signal, as it will be using the battery, and would (already) be set to caching the last waypoint on a map that I access with/without a signal. (in addition, I would also be using my GPS/radio combo as well...) then again, in this scenario, I would know how to use as simple compass (*which would be already in my BoB) and know where my location is, by using a small paper-map that I use as back-up, marking my waypoints along my trip. You say your 80 miles from a town, (yet) see buildings on the horizon, and your on a used road? ... between them? Despite having little traffic, I would gather some rocks, and place them in a - "visible indicating arrow" - in the direction I started TABBING toward, which can be seen from the air - (in addition) - I would place a note on the windscreen of my car to let (anyone) know what occurred, what I am doing, and leaving a 9-line (if needed). Its still possible that traffic flows between each town, no matter how slight, as I wouldn't be following a dirt road between A and B, if it wasn't used, considering that you didn't mention that it was completely abandoned. - ¬_¬ Besides, who travels without being prepared to begin with? THEN after all this is said and done.. <center>I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FUCKING ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE AND KILL YOU!</center>

The Superior Triniking on "Disaster thread of survival"

The Superior Triniking — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:23:17 +0000

This thread is a disaster? What?

Peter Barton on "Disaster thread of survival"

Peter Barton — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:20:03 +0000

<blockquote><cite>the-envoy said:</cite> You get knocked out on the street. When you awake, you find yourself in a foreign country that speaks a tongue you don't understand. You also seem to be the prisoner of some criminals. </blockquote> /open mailbox

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