A school teacher who distributed a DVD containing her home made sex videos to her own pupils has been mortified by the ordeal of trying to chase down the copies before her reputation was irretrievably besmirched, though sadly for her it appears her impromptu surprise sex education programme worked wonders…

The lady, Crystal Defanti, a teacher at the California elementary school in question, compiled a DVD of the year’s memorable events for distribution to pupils, and soon the DVDs were in the hands of parents.

However, soon after the DVDs reached parents and children it became apparent that she had included an unexpected extra in the form of her private sex videos, which apparently cut in after a few minutes.

The intimate video provided some unscheduled sex education, as one anonymous parent attested:

“It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch. My son’s reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?’

We were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees.’”

The next day the distraught teacher featured in the video tearfully called parents and begged them to help stop any more children being exposed to the evils of sex, specifically her own.

School authorities are said to be considering disciplinary measures, but as the teacher is much liked (perhaps more so after this) and respected, she is unlikely to be dismissed.

At least some parents are said to be wondering how their children could cope with the knowledge of such an unnatural and hideous thing as sex.

Via CBS.

Such “unfortunate” events perhaps do more damage to the success of parents in keeping their children in the dark about natural bodily functions than they do to the inquisitive children themselves…

A respectable pair of oppai displayed here by an enthusiastic web-camera user, with even more visible below:

Sadly, this may not have been what was expected, though at least the endowment is impressive…

Via Heaven.

Relief.

Loli yuri anime Needless has attracted some attention for the lolipan packed nature of its ED. Needless to say, Needless is proving immodestly popular as a result, at least amongst the lolicon demographic.

Sadly, viewers are saying that the ED is the best thing about the show…

You can see the loli shimapan packed ED below:

These three young lions have been named after the iconic cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion (Shinji, Asuka and Rei), but in a stroke of misfortune it seems the naming is rather wide of the mark:

Rei: Sister of Shinji, she is the most active of the pride and is the leader.

Asuka: Since she was born a month later than Shinji and Rei, she was bullied a lot. She is the same size as them now though, so they get on well.

Fans have been surprised to note yet another remaster of Evangelion, with the newly airing HD TV version of Evangelion You Are (Not) Alone 1.** carrying a trailer differing both from the theatrical and DVD versions, with some saying it looks to be the definitive version.

The comparison is visible above, with the DVD on the left and the TV on the right.

Just when will the remasters end for this series?

For those wondering, the TV version also leaves Rei’s oppai well alone…

The Ukrainian government has passed a law banning all possession of pornography, “except for medicinal purposes,” with possession of identical images taken as evidence of the even more egregious offence of trafficking in pornography.

Just what is considered pornography and what constitutes medical necessity are not clear…

The bill passed into law on June 11^th, after being submitted by the ruling party, comprised of supposedly liberal pro-western elements.

The Ukrainian President, Viktor Yushenko, famously disfigured by poison in a probable assassination attempt by pro-Russian political opponents, denied an appeal by human rights supporters for him to veto the proposal.

Criminal sanction includes up to three years imprisonment. The definition of medical necessity and pornography are both left vague, so it is not clear how the law will be applied, which is perhaps intended.

Via MosNews.

The Ukraine of course, or at least parts of it, has expressed the intention of pursuing EU membership, so it will be interesting to see their (non-)reaction to this grotesque assault on freedom of expression and healthy sexuality…

Cosplayer Ayaka here portrays 2k-tan, the moe anthropomorphisation of relatively beloved operating system Windows 2000, in erotic fashion, complete with cleavage, T-back and gravure pouting…

A gallery of AV-inclined idols having sex in a wide variety of positions, perhaps one of the few opportunities on offer for their enthusiastic copulation to be seen without the affected squealing which is apparently obligatory in Japanese AV, or the arousing concealment offered by overly enthusiastic mosaicing…

Top eroge maker Nitroplus has announced it will be making its properties available in English in partner with English language localiser JAST, in a move which is likely to finally put an end to the notion that English language localisations consist chiefly of B-rank titles.

A Chinese low-cost airline is planning to run flights with standing room only tickets, with passengers being made to stand for the entire duration of their flight, allowing up to a 40% increase in human cargo.

The president of the airline, Spring Airlines, claims the Vice-Premier Zheng Dejiang suggested the idea:

“He suggested that, for a lower price, passengers should be able to get on a plane like catching a bus, with no seat, no luggage consignment, no food, no water, but very convenient.”

The plan would entail discounted standing room only tickets, which has apparently been previously mooted by aircraft maker Airbus, with passengers strapped to boards during takeoff and landing.

Approval has not yet been granted, but with the blessing of so senior a figure the president is confident of approval.

Via Wanderlust.

What could possibly go wrong…

Funimation has released the trailer for the English dubbed American edition of the first of the Rebuild of Evangelion movies, “You are (Not) Alone”, the second of which recently hit Japanese theaters.

Fans who have watched the original trailers cannot help but notice the stark contrast in style between the two, and many are not amused…

The all-American version:

Original Japanese versions:

(More detail of the recently re-remastered Blu-ray version is visible in the previous article)

The original Japanese trailers basically shows scenes that would evoke memories of the TV series, coupled with the song Fly Me to the Moon, a much appreciated element of the original series.

The US version meanwhile focuses on the giant robot action, complete with the mechanical crotch shots seen in the posters above, making it look rather like typical Hollywood fare…

Even source Gigazine can barely contain their scorn, and fans are generally scathing, though of course the reaction of the wider cinema going public is what will be of ultimate concern to the distributors, for better or for worse…

Fans of lesbian romance are falling over themselves to view and, in many cases, praise the yuri quotient of promising schoolgirl love anime 青い花 / Aoi Hana, or “Sweet Blue Flowers”, which has just started airing.

The OP, above, indeed looks quite promising, but so does the sweet cake, below:

It is not clear how far things will proceed, but those seeking young girls embroiled in homosexual romances will doubtless be satisfied either way…

The delicious cake in question:

The good source.

Anyone ever curious as to what large, jiggling breasts in skimpy bikinis look like recorded in ultra-slow-motion at 600 frames per second would do well to observe the following two videos closely:

Those who have developed motion sickness may wish to recover whilst perusing the breast groping gallery…

Hatsune Miku’s mysterious appearances in Sony’s virtual stalking sim Playstation Home have been ongoing for some time now, but lately she has been officially released into the game, with not entirely unexpected results…

The “ideal”:

The actuality:

It seems disturbing Hatsune Miku cosplay is no longer solely restricted to throngs of cosplayers, now the menace spreads online…

‘Don’t say Indy’, the MAD remixed version of K-ON! ending tune ‘Don’t Say Lazy’, has proven to be exceedingly popular. Soon enough a version using 3D computer graphics was spawned, though with Daler Mehndi the results are somewhat different…

Comparison version:

Moeblob fans may be a fickle mass easily led into the next fad, but it seems the popularity of K-ON! is unlikely to wane anytime soon…

A Japanese eroge developer has courted controversy, or at least bemusement, with its decision to include a major character based on Russian Federation President/Prime Minister/Tsar Vladimir Putin.

The game in question is ALcot’s 幼なじみは大統領 / Osananajimi wa Daitouryou, “My Girlfriend is the President”, a game which takes an otherwise apolitical harem setting and gives it an air of parody with the inclusion of characters apparently derived from real world political figures.

“It would be best not to anger me…”

Most notable amongst these is the charming President of Russia, Irina Vladimirovna Putina, a name which seems strikingly familiar, especially when her nickname of “Puchin” is considered…

Via New Akiba.

Although more irascible Russian premiers might indeed be sending spetsnatz snatch squads after the developers at this juncture, Putin at least seems relatively good humoured, so it seems possible they will live.

In light of recent events, we might wonder at just what Rozen Aso’s response to appearing in an eroge really was…

Police have arrested a man for breaking into the club room of a school volley ball team in order to steal their school uniforms; searches of his home soon discovered he was a maniac and had stolen over 500 uniforms, but police soon realised that the thief was part of a much bigger trade…

Police arrested the man, a 24-year-old car mechanic and resident of Yamaguchi prefecture, and charged him with theft. An interview with the police responsible reveals the details of the case:

So about this case…

He is charged with breaking into the locked volleyball club room at the high school at about 1 in the morning; he took their uniforms and bags. We actually started investigating online auctions of schoolgirl uniforms, and he came to light. Soon we had him.

How did he get into the room?

Well, he unlocked the door and locked it when he left. He didn’t pick it or duplicate the key; we can’t very well let slip how he did it though, we’re the police after all…

You found a lot of school uniforms at his place.

It was mostly skirts and tops, but also with socks, ties, ribbons, scarves and so on, even complete uniforms. He had hired a storage facility near his home to store them all. He lived with his parents so he couldn’t keep them there it seems.

Where did he get them all?

He “aimed for schools all over Yamaguchi prefecture”. They do seem all to have badges from there, but checking them all will take some time. He claims he bought some, but we’ll have to check. It could take a while, as there are a lot, you know…

This was really about his particular interests?

“Taste, and for sale” he says. He had a lot folded up, but he also had them hung up in his storage…

Via ZakZak.

It seems a sinister underground economy trading in the paraphernalia of the Japanese schoolgirl, to say nothing of the schoolgirls themselves, exists in Japan…

The latest and second episode of Juuden-chan may not have quite reached the levels of fetishistic depravity inherent in Queen’s Blade, but it is certainly getting there, with all manner of bondage , oppai and even dubious liquid spillage on display:

Superb ero-mangaka Naruko Hanaharu’s work here graces a PSP, one which has perhaps been rendered much less portable as a result…

The original source illustration can be seen here.

Those looking to make their own ita-PSP need look no further than the previous article detailing how.

Touhou’s premier witch Marisa Kirisame is here portrayed by snaggle-toothed charmer Kipi, a legend amongst the gravure-type Japanese cosplayers who seem to enjoy so much popularity.

Every form of mizugi gravure and panchira has emanated from Hatsune Miku’s highly successful PSP debut, but now it seems we are treated to the topless edition, though its provenance may be dubious…

The game is of course available now.

This 2ch projection of what sort of Nagato Yuki we will have by the time of the Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu / The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya story arc expected for near the end of the 2nd season in August should be amusing to others familiar with the light novel’s stories.

(Note: Those afraid of spoilers would be well advised to not read these sort of online posts, and reading any comments made below also sounds like a terrible idea.)

Another 2ch poster, whom we’ll charitably assume to not be terribly familiar with how to make these sort of GIFs, even offered this animated GIF (click to view) of what Nagato might look like with some suitably moe hand-trembling added:

This lush view offers more of interest than just verdant greenery, with the idol pictured also succumbing to a major structural weakness in the kimono…

More lush natural views can be found in the Kimono Idol Gallery.

This cheeky little cat seems to be enjoying some intimate rest with its mistress…

Of course, such fresh behaviour is widely tolerated from cats.