

The Internet is aghast at grisly pictures which purportedly show a protester who was gruesomely flattened with a steamroller by Chinese government enforcers, after he dared to oppose a local land grab.
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China has resorted to the desperate expedient of attempting to firm up its claim to the Senkaku isles with some topless bodypainting action, handily giving its notoriously enthusiastic patriots the opportunity for two forms of onanism in one.
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Japan’s little monsters have been decrying the sight of Lady Gaga hungrily waddling about the stage after putting on “30 pounds” (13.6kg) – which could hardly be more topical, as recently published estimates suggest 44% of US adults will be clinically obese by 2030, Gaga among them it would seem.
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Amazingly, surveys of the American people now reveal the vast majority of them do not trust their new Chinese friends at all, with most apparently considering them a more pressing threat even than Iran or North Korea – coming as something of a relief to Japanese who had been left pondering being dumped in favour of China.
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Many have dyed in a violet explosion in a Chinese village which caused the streets to run red, after large quantities of powdered violet dye fell from a truck and was scattered over a wide area after other traffic smashed into it, quickly turning much of the village fetching shades of red and violet after contact with water.
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China’s rampaging mobs have further proved the might of their great nation and its ancient and irrevocable claim to the Diaoyus, this time by attacking Italian diplomats for daring to drive a Japanese car.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Sep 17, 2012 08:56 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Cars, China, Crime, Internet, Okinawa, Politics, Senkaku Complex, Toyota

The case of a Chinese man who faces permanent paralysis after being dragged out of his car and brutally beaten by a mob who were infuriated by the fact he was driving a Japanese-made car has scandalised many Chinese, who are apparently starting to question the patriotic nature of such acts.
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China has in recent days been convulsed by violent hatred of all things Japanese, with mobs forming in cities throughout China in order to loot and burn anything associated with Japan and its refusal to concede the Senkaku islands to China.
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19 have died in a horrific accident as their elevator plunged 30 storeys down a residential skyscraper, killing everyone on board.
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China has lately been admiring the twin talents of busty 25-year-old “boob goddess” and model Zhang Wan You (or Yoyo), yet another shining example of China’s rapidly rising soft power.
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The majestic wonders of China’s aqautic environment are yet again in the news – this time with the news that the great Yangtze River has turned rust red for “unknown” reasons.
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The latest controversy to attach to the surreal world of “Miss World” contests is the revelation that contestants are being judged by the distance between their nipples, with 20cm held to be the bare minimum.
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