Monk’s Mighty Penis Pulls 18-Ton Bus

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A Chinese monk from Huizhou seasoned in the art of Kung fu has pulled off a penis-based feat of epic proportions by towing an 18-ton bus using only his masterful member, certain to make any onlooking male grasp their manhood in terror.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 04:29

    The bus will explode later. Penis always explodes in right hands...... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 18, 2017 01:44

    In short: fake... More


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The ransomware attack that has been regarded as the most wide-scale cyber attack in history has supposedly slowed China’s daily activities to a standstill, as its ATMs, traffic police, immigration authorities, public security bureaus and even school computers have been rendered useless (unless they pay the ransom, which will likely do nothing but line the criminal’s pockets).

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  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 03:25

    @22:35 "the left and right media machines of the UK fucked him by releasing all his private info against his wishes" how's that a good thing again?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 23, 2017 03:22

    @12:46 I'm sure Sankaku Complex is one of your bookmarks senpai... More


Oral Sex Encounter Ends in Death

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A man and woman found dead inside a car in New Taipei City were discovered to have succumbed to exhaust fumes whilst they were engaging in oral sex, a climax of the more deadly variety that the couple were likely not trying to achieve.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 10, 2017 23:25

    That's the beauty of asphyxiation. As long as there's no abnormal carbon dioxide build up in your body, you'll not sense the lack of oxygen or the impending doom. You'll just lost consciousness and death if condition... More

  • Riiku commented on May 10, 2017 05:01

    Shouldn't you feel the symptoms of poisoning, like headache, nausea, or just generally feeling shitty and realize something is wrong? I mean, it takes some severe dosage to die, you must be asleep not to... More


IdolMaster.KR Trailer “Thoroughly Disliked”

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The Korean live action series based around the beloved IdolMaster franchise, IdolMaster.KR, has unleashed an official trailer, informing the world of its premise and no doubt further building hatred in those who were against the project since its inception due to its live action blasphemy.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:41

    More than half of those girls are ugly. I think most of AKB48 were ugly too...why dont they pick the pretty girls?... More

  • Anonymous commented on May 8, 2017 18:40

    But when call of duty infinite warfare got like 92k dislikes they sold like 500k copies of their game so youtube doesnt mean anything... More


Constipated Man “Shoved An Eel Up His Ass”

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A visit to the hospital by a Chinese man afflicted with stomach pains has led to doctors astonishingly extracting an eel from his stomach, with the man inserting the aquatic animal into his anus in an attempt to unblock his intestines – and no doubt garnering the wrath of PETA.

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  • Anonymous commented on May 16, 2017 03:32

    What a dumb chink.... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 22, 2017 22:36

    I guess this bloke hasn't seen A Cure For Wellness.... More


Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers × Ford

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Western Sentai bastardization Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers has become the next series to star in parody videos promoting a Ford vehicle, this time utilizing a myriad of clever quips for the 2017 Ford Escape as the company attempts to reel in buyers with the magic of nostalgia.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2017 01:36

    Yep his reasoning is right man, since North America is the furthest continent to the west, that term is most definitely associated with the United States just like the term East or Far East is... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 29, 2017 01:33

    Because Rift is a fucking pussy that likes to criticize things but can't take criticism himself....that makes him the worst kind of reporter with no respect at all. Fuck off Rift, stay neutral or don't... More


First Ever Mecha Match Slated For August

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The first ever mecha duel previously declared between the US and Japan is to debut in August, finally pitting each country’s giant metal monsters against each other to determine which is superior when it comes to designing hulking and sadly as yet still impractical weapons of war.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 10, 2017 14:23

    waiting for a 20 second battle, same than normal battle bots ^^... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 17:53

    The Prez sure made some of SNL's sketches great again.... More


Chinese Man “Marries AI Robot Waifu”

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A Chinese engineer has recently wed an AI robot that he himself created, naturally garnering a wealth of concerned reactions (as well those who naturally consider this the way of the future) and certainly giving a whole new meaning to being “married to one’s work”.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 9, 2017 08:31

    It will rather burn. Li-ion low quality akku + gas emitted by China quality plastic... 60% burn his house 25% poison him 10% burn him nad his penis 5% explode.... More

  • Riiku commented on April 8, 2017 00:57

    her first words prorably was: 你的...呃...我的嘴巴... More


Ovarian Eggs For Cash “$40,000 for 20”

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Cash strapped Chinese are apparently no longer limited to just hawking a kidney or two to afford the latest iPhone, as it transpires women can now sell their ovarian eggs for as much as 250,000 yuan for 20, and with far fewer consequences given fertile women have hundreds of thousands of them to spare.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 4, 2017 18:56

    Puts a whole new meaning to Amu Hinamori's immortal question from Shugo Chara ep 03, "Why do you want my eggs?" But now that ovarian eggs have become a commercial product in China, will they start... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 23:18

    dafuk, they're already overpopulated as it is and now they're even having a backdoor deals to increase more of them? Chinks are crazy i tell you... More


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The debut of a trailer for the Netflix live action “interpretation” of Death Note soon brought about the emergence of a petition demanding Netflix replace its “whitewashed” cast with Japanese actors, naturally causing a clamor not dissimilar to the ruckus caused by the upcoming Ghost in the Shell film.

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  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 22:24

    @01:19 Choose one: "west is finally adapting stories" or "bring[ing] about new ideas Giving new artists more green screen environments to flex their muscles lol. How about going back to basics: Real backgrounds, props, practical effects and original stories. Then... More

  • Anonymous commented on April 3, 2017 20:28

    @01:20 Go ahead, throw your money away. Regardless of what the SJWs say, its looking terribly shit.... More


Caretaker Poisons Kindergarten Over Pay

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Chinese police have arrested an enraged caretaker who resorted to poisoning a kindergarten full of kids after she was denied a pay raise.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:08

    Americanize them.... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 29, 2017 01:07

    Murrican stereotype is not pedo, it's debu!... More


Woman Fends Off Rapist With Compliment

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A Hong Kong woman who managed to escape the clutches of a rapist by distracting him with an unexpected compliment has recently become the center of media attention for her novel self-defense tactic (complemented of course by a rather more conventional one).

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  • Anonymous commented on March 18, 2017 07:37

    now he knows xD not to try that shit... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2017 22:52

    Setting that aside, you yourself need help gaining a few more IQ points. And with "a few more" I mean enough to reach the average, even if it means a couple of dozen.... More


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