Behold Tokyo’s Cutest JK – 2014


The selection of Kanto’s cutest gyaru-type first year high schooler of 2014 has managed to inflame the passions of not only Japan but also Taiwan and China too it would seem – though unfortunately not in the way which was perhaps intended.


The winning gyaru Maaya, who managed to find her way back to the critical eyes of her homeland by a Japanese translation of a Chinese report about a Taiwanese article, such is the regional import of the topic:


The Miss Kanto JK Gyaru contenders (those who won anything at least):









The overall winner Akyannpui (if social media is allowed to swamp actual votes), who freely lists her charm point as “my fangs”:


The contenders for Miss JK Kanto “Natural” (i.e. “no dirty chapatsu gals”):


The natural winner by votes “Tomomii”:


The overall natural winner Manyanoko:


Japanese themselves are predictably nonplussed, at least about the choice of gyaru or the need to rank them in the first place:


“You must be kidding…”

“Those eyes.”

“She looks foreign!”

“Not some half!”

“I’ve seen better looking AV stars.”

“What happened to her face?”

“How did she end up winning now…”

“This is a Filipina, right?”

“Can we just eject Tokyo from Japan now please.”

“Even Kyari is ugly without makeup, but this one looks like this I dread to think what she looks like without it.”

“Why the hell are the Taiwanese media reporting this…”

“What were their cuteness criteria…”

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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:37 21/08/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    If that's what they consider cute, i don't even want to imagine the ugly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:28 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You've mistaken pretty with cute, you can be ugly but cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 22/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol not. Cute and ugly only exist in animemanga kid only in animemanga, this Critters are uglys and fucking 0 cutes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 19/01/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Levels of looks:

    Level one: Super hot/ gorgeous/takes breath away and you do anything for them

    Level two: Cute/very nice/ other sex wants to own or you eat you up

    Level three: Average/hi there friend/nice to be around/my buddy

    Level four: ugly=when guys see girl/creepy=girl sees guy/girl will never marry/ that guy needs money to get girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 22/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not only are they kind of ugly... they are still severe jail-bait.

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    Comment by Kiljoy616
    14:13 29/01/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    ugly jail bait just what the doctor did not order.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    "i don't even want to imagine the ugly."

    Imagine Jar Jar Binks female version man hahahaha.

    Really how can thats things be considerated cute?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Meesa horny!

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    Comment by VandalsChiow
    03:06 21/08/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    05:00 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    why not?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    why ask why?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    why not why?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:14 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    ask why not?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:05 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    9:19 yes yes dem higurashi memories, first thing that popped into mind after "why not?" lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:14 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    09:19 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tell me why, or why not. Complaining way too much,
    Maybe I overlooked something fatal for me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    It's been a while since I saw ALF, is this a new season?

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    Comment by Satonaka
    05:33 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Yeah, the video game, remade and remastered for the PS4/XBONE

    10 dollars cheaper but probably not worth it :O

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    miss-jk-gyaru-8.jpg proof that vampires do exist

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:14 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    give him to Cullen

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:27 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "Not a half!" well than get out from behind your computers you lazy fucks and get to breeding or japan will become a nation of halfs ignorant jap

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It takes 2 to breed...

    Comment by Anonymous

    Credit to Japan for not allowing their country to be filled with muslims and eastern Europeans who mostly(Some do work, rare I know) drain whichever country they settle ins welfare system.

    Americans can emphasize as they have the Mexicans on welfare ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:06 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least they aren't crackheads like a chunk of the whites.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:24 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You nean blacks, whites do meth or just get drunk.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:05 22/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    They actually have a bunch of muslims in Japan, just saying.

    Comment by WEL
    05:04 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    why do you complain about something like welfare that helps people but not about all the money that most governments waste on the military or the subsidies to private companies? Do you realize that Americans will not have social security benefits by 2030 because it was all used for war in the middle-east? And do you know from where your social security money comes from, right? It comes directly from your work, so the government stole from you to use the money for war.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:43 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Because people come to countries with a generous welfare system specifically to live on welfare. Why work to support these people? They're economic migrants.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    You're under the impression I am for the subsides and war. I'm against the government spending money in general, including what you mentioned. I work and earn my money, I don't want the government stealing it with taxes, least of which to hand it to incompetent and lazy hobos. If you earn money, then keep it all. If you don't, then get out of your fat ass and go work or starve to death. Welfare is stupid and immoral, just like subsides.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:30 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Good, Sadam needed to be put down and a lot of future attacks have been halted, i'll gladly sacrifice a lazy bum's welfare(which most lied to get) for a better equiped military.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You do know that the Social Security fund was emptied in the 1960s to pay for the Great Society, a.k.a welfare. The 2030 thing is where the ponzi scheme turns over. There won't be enough workers paying in compared to people taking out.

    The Middle East wars have nothing to do with anything. It's a straw man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    American here, I see they have white trash over there too... Eurotrash, rather.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Like the White trash rioting and looting in Ferguson... wait.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Like the White trash rioting and looting in Ferguson... wait."

    Do you even read or watch the fucking news? It's a bunch of blacks that are looting and rioting moron!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:05 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Like the country hick white trash rioting and looting in Ferguson...wait.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:39 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's all they know, rape, drugs, murder, and looting. They go through training at early ages, they know when to bide their time waiting to loot a disaster area. After a tornado destroyed my town, everything i worked for, 20 years of my life, all gone by one black family, i knew who it was, as they had my computer monitor box on their porch, yet the detective never went to them to check, as he was black too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:29 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Blacks are always rioting somewhere. This is not news.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:56 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Same happened in the UK in London a few years ago. Some black dude was killed by a cop, and a whole bunch of black people started rioting, more looting and stealing a shit load of stuff from shops, literally smashing windows and taking electronic equipment, clothes etc. These aren't protestors, they're just criminal scum taking advantage.

    The media was too scared to admit that 90 percent of the looters were black because society is too politically correct.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 22/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    White boys are just so full of sh!t it's quiet funny to see their antics. Funny you mention Ferguson on a site that caters to Otaku's and Weaboo's.

    Must like that flat chest huh you epic pervert diasters that or screwing farm animals. Oh and getting your asses kicked by sandmen in blankets.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:43 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    America can't afford to have another recession.If it does,the whole atmosphere will be just like in every other scene of Jericho TV series.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:18 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Black Power

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:05 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are more than just mexicans on welfare.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:32 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Blaxicans, real Mexicans work thier ass off, heck the ones here are super Mexicans that can build a sturdy house in 3 days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    06:52 21/08/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    just getting the best grade because everyone else got an F doesnt mean your D is something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 21/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    My D certainly is something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's true. His D has a face.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your D is actually a lowercase d. Know the difference.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:43 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why? The last one I'd definitely hit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:24 23/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You belong in a jail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:19 21/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I really hate how bright and glaring their lipstick is though. It's such a turnoff.
    Something more on the tone like

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