The Ukrainian government has ordered the arrest of Natalia Poklonskaya, the moemoe chief prosecutor of Crimea after she was charged with sedition for collaborating in what the dastardly Ukrainian anti-semites and their American masters still insist on maintaining was an illegal restoration of the region to glorious Mother Russia.
Ukrainian authorities say she violated their unreasonable laws against participating in an overthrow of the government or handing over Ukrainian territory to a foreign power, and so put her on their wanted list for treason.
There is of course some reason to speculate that if she had never came to global attention for her looks the Ukrainian authorities would never have bothered with her – Ukrainian arrest warrants for other Crimean “collaborators” now working in service of Putin are only 7 in number – making her very much a victim of her own cuteness.
Fortunately for Natalia – now Crimea’s acting chief prosecutor – as she is now in indisputably Russian territory and under the protection of armies loyal to Putin there is no real danger of the wicked Ukrainians nabbing her for treason or otherwise, although she may sadly have some trouble travelling overseas to visit all her new fans in future.
Fortunately all these efforts to besmirch her good name have not diminished the quality of art she continues to inspire:
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Ceaselessly Naughty
“Abusive” Breast-Groping Fundraiser Molested by Petition
Hanayo Koizumi’s Birthday Highly Revered
Toyota Prius CM Goes Full KanColle Mode
Usamimi Anette-san Micro-Bikini Figure
A Full Course Dream 3some “An Otaku Wet-Dream”
Dimension W “Both Cute & Grotesque!”
Monster Monpiece Naked Trailer Shamelessly Shameless
Digimon Adventure Tri PV Full of Promise
Tekken Moves Performed in Real Life
Energetic Lucky Chloe Figure
Otoko No Ko Harem – Will You Admit To Wanting This?
Dagashi Kashi Irresistibly Sweet
Oshiete Gyaruko-chan Pantsu-A-Plenty
Nitroplus Blasterz English Trailer Quite Rousing
Valkyria Chronicles Remaster Trailer Retells The Tale
Sickeningly Sweet Enju Aihara Miko Figure
Top 20 Anime Girls With The Sexiest Ponytails
Lovely Nekomimi Ero-MMD Quite Handy
Koukaku no Pandora “Nonstop Girl-Love!”
Skimpy Sonico Cosplay Barely Contained
Kumiko & Reina Cosplay Hardly Blows At All
Skimpy Elf Bikini Cosplay by Saku Supremely Sexy
Gothic Lolita Hatsune Miku Cosplay Busts Out
Delectable Dizzy Cosplay by Lechat
Dark Elf Cosplay by Non Very Dark Indeed
Titillating Tamako Cosplay Perfectly Pink
Goddess of 2ch: “Full of Lust & Urges (& Also Videos)!”
Raunchy Reisen Inaba Cosplay by Tsuyato
Haruhi Bunny Girl Cosplay Rocks Out
C86 doujins of her fucking when?!
Its funny that I know this'll happen. The question is, will they have her banging Putin or Obama?
Why not both?
This is how international treaties are made.
She can bring them closer to each other just by arching her back.
Best reply I've seen in a long while XD
I'm guessing this is what a 'First Lady' is for, eh?
Dia-sama, you sir are a GENIUS.
I hope Asanagi draws her getting gangraped by neonazis.
neonazis? u mean Russsians? those are biggest nazies in the world
Russians are the biggest Nazis? that's strange, considering the Nazis invaded Russia, and Russia fought back...
.... Why? They'll just amputate her arms and legs and torture her, and then the 3rd World War will start. Not what I want to read.
It'll be both and you know it.
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>>C86 doujins of her fucking when?!
>>C86 doujins of her
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In august?
"I'm a lawyer not a pokemon."
-Natalia Poklonskaya
Natalia uses cute! It's super effective! Otaku fainted!
I'd throw a pokeball just to be sure.
That's also the name of her new Sitcom on CBS
Why Ukrainian wants to arrest her ? she's not Ukrainian citizen anymore, but Russian and she's protected under Russian Federation jurisdiction.
it's all for public play
She need the support of FEMEN and get naked....Go Nudist Beach!
so when the white ass keyboard fighter will join the marines to go to war against Russians then?
umm is the answer 6? it's 6 right?
She needs her own cryptocoin to complete her fame, something like MOE-coin.
Poklonskoin.
Don't worry everyone.
I will go to the Ukraine, retrieve her, and keep her in my basement until *cough* this blows...Over.
I think as109 nailed her the best. Quite literally so.
When even as109 draws you, you know you're fucked
I'd be too much to hope he does a series on her. That's my favorite creepy fucker, right there.
I wish she'd arrest my penis.
She would, but nobody makes handcuffs that small..
You... I like you.
I walked right into that one.
That's what she said when she opened the bedroom door.
OHHHHHHHHH!
IDIOTS! Her hands are the best handcuffs!
Balalaika would rape that chick. Seriously.
that last photo, My natalia cannot be a helghast! =p
So all it takes is a cute girl for Japan to lose all sense of right and wrong? The foolishness of idiots is astounding. No wonder most of the region there wants that island obliterated.
Because cuteness is more important than killing the fuck out of each other over stupid shit.
All it takes is silly hentai for someone who doesnt like Japan to visit this site.
Interesting when people use the term "right and wrong" to describe any real world war situation, this is precisely the kind of mind your leader, whoever he is, wants you have. We're right, they're wrong.
I guess having a referendum of "yes" or "yes" is good enough for such a lame argument against right and wrong.
what exactly is there wrong ? are you one of the butt hurt ukrainians or something ??
Miss Poklonskaya, anime is cute but life isn't, eh?
You fucking pigs.
you jellybitch
I don't like your tone, fArtefact... why don't you read an actual book some time, retard.
The pony one looks delicious. :3
here's a reality http://mvs.gov.ua/mvs/control/investigation/searchresults/wantedPerson?FIRST_NAME=%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F&LAST_NAME=&MIDDLE_NAME [http://mvs.gov.ua/mvs/control/investigation/searchresults/wantedPerson?FIRST_NAME=поклонская&LAST_NAME=&MIDDLE_NAME]