Darling Putinista and Crimean attorney general Natalia Poklonskaya has expressed her delight at all the adorable moe art she has been inspiring of late, even being so bold as to ask for more – something which may not have been wise given the direction some of the art is starting to take, and with there being so much time between now and the next Comiket…
Between Twitter and the reports circulating on the BBC and Russia’s ITAR TASS news agency, the moe contributions of various Japanese and international found their way back to Natalia herself, and she even thanked the artists for all their “creativity” via a twit:
The latest Natalia-tan arts:
That Crimea and the Ukraine are in the news for reasons other than being liberated by glorious mother Russia (which in her infinite wisdom has banned Sankaku Complex) has annoyed some and doubtless delighted others, suggesting some promising new careers at the Crimean ministry of propaganda are in the offing – at least before it is swallowed back up by Russia.
The anti-semites and western catspaws responsible for these despicable calumnies against her had better watch out, however, lest poor Pixiv wind up the same way:
Yeah, that’s a fake account.
F***, this bride is so damn cute!
my soulmate
her arsehole was awesome
And btw, Russia has unbanned Sankaku Complex recently. I’m from Russia and… well, u can see. I’m not even using TOR.
Too late… the damage has been done!
Even though i highly disapprove of what Russia has done, this was a brilliant political move my Putin. No on hate moe, so putting in a moe woman in a position of power was brilliant.
Ваш прокурор – аниме!
WOULD BANG 24HRS
Flattering 30+ year-old women by saying they look young enough to be a teenager is a cheatcode.
i was the one who popped her sweet cherry
you still believe in “the cherry”?
Lol at the last picture
That hug pillow looks great!
Not as good as Liru.
banged her last week
yeah? she’s in my bed right now
She wants my deek.
WOULD BANG
Russia could seize all of the Kuril Islands and Japan would be OK with it as long as they were headed by cute girls.
It’s a brilliant idea, comrade! (grab a phone and call to Putin)
BTW, which part of Japan you want to get as a royalty?
Shes not even remotely good looking.
Shes a sub-standard Russian, Ukrainian and most Russian women are much more good looking then her.
So who’s standards and rating scale of beauty should we go by? Your’s? The only truth to beauty is that it’s in the eye of the beholder. None the less, you must be smoking some really fucked up shit if you don’t think she’s even remotely good looking by any supposed standards. If she can go without one person here calling her 3DPD, she’s practically a goddess by whatever Sankaku’s standards are.
And most of them are not Crimean Attorneys.
I think that her being an attorney is kind of part of the point. How many real life attorneys do you know who look as hot as her? It’s either just her or no one… or you have pics that you need to share.
Putin hugging the Dakimakura has got to be my favorite of the pics.
KAWAII WILL SAVE THE WORLD!!
Some needs translations. the hells going on with the chainsaw and the snake ones? But if I were her I maybe would be offended by the derp one.
With a chainsaw: “The only source of power in the universe is the Emperor”.
With a snake: “LAW” and statement about “peaceful” protesters shooting at policemen.
oh, so apparently some of her fans might be using her image to make political statements now? thanks for the translation
ilke pic 2 XD
As you would expect, the fanart has quikly become less and less in line with her actual personality. Actually I thought that they would generally go with her softer facial expression than go wild since it’s based on a real person, like in her most popular fanart.
This stupid obsession is seriously creepy. Its cringe worthy to see all those senpai comments on YouTube.
To be fair, it’s becoming cringe-worthy seeing more and more “senpai” comments anywhere all the time these day.
Anyone know if she’s married? I want to know if there’s a lucky bastard out there somewhere. There must be, just look at her.
Divorced and with a loli daughter. The perfect for a doujinshi.
Doesn’t her non-virgin status suddenly diminish her in the eyes of most Japanese fans and general fans of moe?
If you’re strict about it, all eroge heroines are not virgins either.
Miyuki’s mother (Lucky Star) is considered Moe as hell. She’s not virgin either.
She can’t have a virgin loli daughter to despoil in an incestous threeway and be a virgin herself at the same time. You have to choose.
B-BAKA! It’s not like we wanted your peninsula or anything! I-it’s just that that there were Ruskies to protect. *scowl and blush*
ewww
disgusting
Her daughter actually was the first to tell her she had become a celebrity in Japan. Little Natalia Junior is lurking the Interwebs for pictures of her mum, seeing all that hentai rubbish with her innocent eyes. I hope you’re proud of yourselves, anons.
…
How old is her daughter?
I’m guessing it’s more of a perverse delight…
It is to our pleasure to corrupt what is pure. Am I right?
With all this cute fanart of a politician, I really can’t shake the feeling that Attny Gen. Poklonskaya may turn out to be some kind of horrific war criminal. What with war between the Ukraine and Russia almost certainly in the offing, we may see this criminally cute attorney general rounding up thousands of suspected enemies of the new Russian regime and sending them off never to be seen or heard from again.
The biggest problem I can tell from her interview is that she is almost blindly loyal to her motherland… which may or may not mean a devout trust in Putin. If that is the case then she may follow even the darkest of possible orders from the powers that be without reprehension… or maybe she doesn’t realize yet just what kind of things Putin’s government could ask of her.
Like when they Russian her to the bed & command her to let them Putin it in her
Sankaku is not banned in Russia) Writing from Moscow
I’m surprised you didn’t realize, that account is fake.
First of all I lol’d at half of these the rest fapped to
Second as a fan of almost anything from action yuri to loli from guro to shoujo/shonen ai I have to draw the line at some of these pieces as great as they are they, I dislike any artwork that involves real live people…sure I enjoy super Obama fanart like the anyone else but that’s somewhat fine because we know that it will take a lot more to shake Obama’s existence…but for this lady(GOD!!! she looks so young/hot) imagine the impact on her career if her enemies use this to ruin her. Imagine any fictional piece involving a close if not a parody of your existence. Even funny ones can drastically affect how others will treat you if said pieces get famous enough now imagine someone like her…I just hope the art stays in Japan but the chances of this is well…best of luck to her
I’m glad there’s someone else on here who can has feels. She is hot and I actually have great respect for women who look as hot as her and get into a job that uses her mind yet still maintains healthy looks. But after watching that video an anon linked to here I get the feeling that she’s flattered but at the same time she might be worried about how this reflects on her image. I hope she just takes it as complements and forgets about this, moves on, keeps doing what she’s doing, and that it never comes up again… especially not in a bad way. Giving her some celebrity status might cause in increase in assholes on the streets throwing verbal sexual abuses at her (like some of the ones commented here, even). Especially in Russia where it seems it’s becoming more acceptable lately to sexually degrade and force power over someone in public, with gays and women being the most obvious targets. Her being an attorney general it’s not like anyone would try to get away with doing something criminal to her, but it’s not like much can be done about emotional/verbal attacks. But yeah, getting back to the pictures, even the cute pictures can be seen as undermining her position of authority. Let’s just hope she never comes across the more hentai ones… I guess with rule 34 out there it was inevitable. I have to wonder if Obama has made it into any hentai… lol
Yes he ca…um…has!
I want to have sex with her!
Welcome to the 3D world! With Natalia we will make great progress in the otaku community!
that lana skye…
“I’m not a Pokemon. I’m an attorney”
– Natalia Poklonskaya
Natalia Pokemonskaya
She’s gotta catch them all.
All the R-18 artists.
…Said she before going “Awwww” after next portion of fanart of her.
Give me some other news… don’t want this anymore.
lol @ Beeburr
She looks like Song Ji-Hyo. Which is good.
Ublind?
She looks like a grown up version of that one Russian video where she is about 11 and being pounded in the crotch by a huge hairy man. She had plenty of bruises on her knees and elbows.
lol, never surprised to read fucked up shit like this around here…
Japan, not taken seriously by Russia since 1945.
Well, maybe she knew from the beginning that it also meant her image could become sexualized too… But she was thinking on ignoring it and focusing on the moe pics instead? I don’t think the media will care anyway.
Maybe it was PR induced too.
As I was scrolling down, I thought “oh that’s cute, I hope she sees these.” then… well, yeah, I now hope she doesn’t <<;
I think her response to those to those would be.
“Don’t you dare fap to me.
I’ll rip off your cocks!
YOUR COCKS!”
“Nyet…. nyet, nyet nyet!”
If the right woman speaks it, Russian can sound like a sexy purr.
The language already make her ideal for catgirl. She even said words ending in nya/nyu like “segodnya”
maybe Russia should invade Japan, they would have a cute attorney too.
I don’t think Japan has a very good record against them… but maybe if they’re feeling lucky?
I though Japan beat Russia the last time they fought. I believe it was some minor little war between WWI & WWII.
No, they lost that skirmish in the late 30s and it wasn’t even the last war they fought. That was in 1945 when the Soviets launched operation August Storm (after the Germans had surrendered) and defeated the Japanese army of Manchuria. But if you want to be technical these were against the USSR. In the Russo-Japanese war of 1905 Japan defeated Imperial Russia.
Ахахах! Что вы делаете, ну перестаньте!
“Cock your hammers Comrades!”
In Mother Russia, Comrades hammer your cock.
In Soviet russia, hammers cock your comrades.
In Russian Crimea, your cock hammers comrades.
あなたの創造性をありがろう！もっと写真を是非！私はあなたを愛しています！
“Anata no souzousei wo arigatou! motto shashin wo zehi! watashi wa anata wo aishite imasu!”
“Thank you for the creativity! I appreciate the pictures! I love you everyone!”
,cedr777
Russian Attorney General of Crimea knows perfect Japanese… naturally!
Or hires a good translator…
who does that for tweets?
It’s actually very broken Japanese. Certainly not from a Japanese person, and if from one, purposefully badly written to appear foreign.
well another anon says it turns out the tweets were faked, so…
She has some good taste.
she’s mine
Her fanart looks like Riza Hawkeye and in some cases, Annie Leonhart.
There’s also apparently Sonya from Kill Me Baby. And a Sister of Battle (which I think is the most accurate portrayal of the Attorney General).
I think one of them is parodying Ace Attorney or something too.
Yes, Lana Skye.
Fan art 10 is just a pic of Annie from Shingeki no Kyojin.
This woman is better than some a certain worthless and shitty IdolMaster game or some bullshit KyoAni sports anime.
To see an actual woman being gawked at on here is certainly refreshing compared to the usual salivating over 2d little girls.
What? Lolicon Compelx blocked in the land of Lolita?
In Soviet Russia, you don’t need no 2D lolis.
From what I heard it was supposed to be blocked but internet providers don’t give a fuck
Real-life military Eri Ayase? Yes, please.
Хорошо!
Somehow whatever you say is always multiplied by your avatar.
Oh i thought it looked familiar, lol. I like it but I prefer Bow Daitama’s Juuden Chan.
if your wondering where it came from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGmfmMrZEUY
one of my fav anime.
what IS it? A bald elf trying to cover up a doorway? A doorway to something??
Some of the latter pics seem to be suggesting or actually seem to cross very sensitive lines that are not related to making fan art of her.
It is fan art OF her not fan art FOR her, big difference.
She won’t like those at all! D: ._.’
Make an anime on this with Natalia as main character of course.
or add natalia in girls & panzer
just turn in to a hot chick titan allready!!!!
🙂
If anyone attacks her office, this is exactly what will happen.
Natalia is justice.
Nope !
She’s not flat enough
If you like ’em flat, stick with boys, Shotakon!
short a kun (yes its the most incredible thought out joke since 10 million years BC) become a homosexual…. and its best to mix it with pedophilia so that yooooooour homosexuality is the perfect twist of media hate…..
I think your Konata pillow is calling you.
HEY that’s vast glorious plains to you.
wouldn’t a konata chopping board be more accurate?
The twitter turned out to be fake, but this interview is real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX4JCQViRKg
Where is the art of Putin taking it in the ass, like the macho man he is?
in b4 this gives her the confidence to pose for Maxim Russia
Whose Twitter is it then? It’s all in what I assume to be Russian, so I can’t understand shit.
It’s as real as someone putting chuck.norris as their username and pretending to be him.
haha I remember seeing that “Chuch Norris” guys.
Her name on twitter is the only thing russian about the twitter posts.
hard enough being respected in any position when you’re a woman, even more so when you’re a pretty one…
Hard to reach any position if you aren’t.
flexibility?
I always have huge respect for women in missionary positions.
Amazon.
Missionaries are boring. Cowgirls get my respect.
They used to be called “minute men” for a reason…
there’s just no way someone wasn’t gonna take that one, but it being SanCom it really should have only taken 1 minute
How did anyone actually believe those tweets were her’s when they were clearly in Japanese?
Yes and only the Japanese are physically capable of writing in japanese…
Ever heard of translators? As in real human translators and not the (mostly) half assed computer based. You know, those people hired by most politicians to convey messages to other countries.
or both theories are wrong, and it was just a japanese born russian who was acting like her!
or someone intentionally made it off to make it seem like it might be legit.
Yeah, but how likely is that? When has someone in the media gone that far? But if it looks like it was done in a translator then I guess it’s reasonable…
Actually, the japanese is very off. I think it was machine translators, not human. Or the russians have really ad japanese translators.
Remember Balalaika from Black Lagoon? Turns out she’s real.
I remember Balalaika having pretty bad scars on her face…
Not bad scars, badass scars. Still hot though. But not like Luxandra Frail.
Would you dare to mention that fact to her?
Makes good music too.
Careful what you wish for…
ХТО НЕ СКАЧЕ ТОТ МАСКАЛЬ
so
when we will rise a war with the russians?