New Crimean Attorney General Criminally Cute



Crimea’s new Attorney General Natalia Poklonskaya may well be Russia’s cutest stooge to date, with even the BBC commenting on Japanese besottedness with the bishoujo keiji and

The original video of her press conference that sparked wild otaku affection:

Other photos of the youthful lvl 33 prosecutor Natalia that have incited otaku lust:










Fan art of the Attorney General by her admirers:














Quotes from her newly acquired Japanese fans:


“Japanese are, as expected, weak to S-type Russian women.”

“She looks better in 3D for once!”

“Her voice is seriously cute too.”

“Very pretty, for a 33-year-old.”

“The BBC must be in trouble to resort to publishing articles about this…”

“I’m not sure if all this reporting is even accurate. Half the art of her on Pixiv is by foreigners rather than Japanese, so just how popular she is here is not even clear.”

“The cute one of her blushing was by a Vietnamese artist…”

“The art is not as good as usual, where is everyone!”

“Weak stuff, they are just drawing moe-moe blondes in uniform!”

“Amazing to see a Slavic women over the age of 20 who has not aged into a sagging withered old hag like most of them do.”

“How long before she appears in Hetalia…”

“Falling for Putin’s little honey trap, shameful Japanese.”

“We should send these to her.”

Such a development is hardly unexpected, considering most individuals consider the AKB elections more important than the general election.

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    Comment by Webbmaster62
    12:08 21/03/2014 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Her pointing: I'm too moe for you! ha!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'd fuck her. Cutest attorney general I've ever seen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:31 21/03/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    But would she fuck you? That's the only way it works in Mother Russia...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:14 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Are you asking what she wants? Why is that important?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:09 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What's a meme? Is it fuckable?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:11 23/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like there is no redemption for people who post on Sankaku...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:03 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    In mother Russia she do yooouuu

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    She looks like someone that would just fuck him up, not fuck him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:17 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    @16:14 - you don't know the basic Russian meme? really?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    She is worthy of bearing my child. I fly now to Crimea.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:33 29/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    As the prophecy said...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG I'd totally fuck the living daylights out of this woman. Fuck her so deep and so hard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    doubt he'd last more than 10 seconds

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:22 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean "as deep as my tiny penor would go, and as hard as i could with it being flacid."

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:14 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    And assuming you survive the KGB that will be on your ass as soon as you get close to you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:11 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Assuming you could wriggle your toes after she puts you in a choke hold. Also assuming that you survive her backflip-somersault-flying axe.

    Comment by Anonymous

    In Russian Crimea, attorney general fucks you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:34 21/03/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    How is that different from anywhere in the world?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:48 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol amazing backfire

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    Comment by cpc65
    07:18 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    She only puts out for Putin.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:19 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Because it is unheard of women to do men in a osition of massive power for that reason alone /sarcasm

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:24 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nobody "puts out" for balding short Putin.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Looks like a typical tsundere expression to me, actually.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:10 21/03/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Dead fish eyes, Hachiman Hikigaya level.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:47 21/03/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Fitting for an enforcer of law, don't you think? To me, her eyes spell 'cold justice'.

    Then again, she's associated with Putin, so I'm still not turning my gun's safety off around her. You feel me?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:02 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Hey, this is how James Bond flicks start... sooner or later they all fall for that scotish accent

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The whole Crimean situation has nothing to do with actual law, which makes it even more silly. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:42 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And here I thought this happened in anime only!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:35 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Of course, a Russian woman in some kind of uniform would be named Nataliya...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or Natasha, or Tatyana...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:20 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually Natasha as a name is just a pet name for Natalya

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    Comment by electricmole
    23:44 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    USA: Fear is power!!!
    Russia: Beauty is power!!!

    Comment by Anonymous

    Pretty sure most US presidents wouldn't make an opera house full of innocents explode to eliminate the threats posing a bigger danger inside. Just saying, Russia is meaner than the Us if anything

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:33 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    US presidents would and did similar things many many times. They just did it outside US...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Considering some of the most beautiful women in existence come from Eastern Bloc countries such as Ukraine and Russia, it's no wonder the US want to bomb them... USA jealous of all others...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:26 23/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    in the U.S. nowadays,women are considered beautiful with the looks of the Kardashians,Lohans and even Miley Cyrus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 23/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Their looks aren't the problem (hourglass figure, big natural boobs, or a petite frame?), it's their personalities and idiocy that is, honestly. Kim has the same kind of body that Christina Hendricks or Sophia Vergara have but you don't see them getting attacked like she does.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:24 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    >some of the most beautiful women in existence come from Eastern Bloc countries such as Ukraine and Russia

    Shitty opinion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:09 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Definitely. I don't know what the Japanese dude is saying, Europe is full of milfs. Polish women too, like on Then there's Yulia Nova, Anna Semenovich, Valory Irene. All of them are natural women to boot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:58 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The idea is to cause misery everywhere else, so that they look better in comparison.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:20 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    One word: feminazi.

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    Comment by John Hayabusa
    12:03 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Looks almost like a real life Eli Ayase.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:51 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    хорошо! (HARASHO!)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Не сказал бы, что похожа. Взгляд не тот.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Moe is reaching power positions!

    Does Thailnd's Prime Minister can be considered moe too?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:44 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Doesn't anyone use the word kawaii anymore? It's weird seeing the word moe used on an adult woman, having some grasp on what it really means.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:45 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    moe is restricted to non-adult women? Because the kanji is 萌 which originally means bloom so you think it is restricted to whether theyre still growing or not?

    I dont think it really is meant in this way. I mean when the reaction to things like dojiko behaviour is "moe" it has nothing to do with maturity. I could think of other examples but it isnt really about age in any of them.

    Bloom could also refer to simply the blooming of emotion in response to cute behaviour. Was what I originally took it as actually until the k-on and people sort of started using it too describe cutsy art styles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:47 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess it could be used as the Japanese equivalent of "precious", something you want to protect or gives you feelings of wanting to protect. But she still comes off as more sexy than precious to me anyways.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 22/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL @ fail weeaboos thinking they know Japanese.
    萌 is not bloom. Moe is 'sprout'. 咲 is bloom. l2漢字pl0x

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    Comment by Dia
    23:29 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I noticed myself using moe instead of kawaii when kawaii was more appropriate. I figured I would never say kawaii because it's something that girls use too. It's just too damn embarassing, even if it was more accurate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Absoulutely NO, Do not destroy my dream by putting on that idiot of a Prime Minister please.

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