Finally: MMDxHMD – “Oculus Rift Lets You Sleep With Miku!”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Mar 2, 2014 06:33 JST
- Tags: 3D CG, Hatsune Miku, Medical, MikuMikuDance, Otaku, Sleeping, Technology
Japanese researchers have finally discovered an acceptable use for VR in general, and the Oculus Rift in particular, enabling lonely otaku everywhere to sleep next to a virtual girl – in this case holographic princess Hatsune Miku herself.
Tsukuba University researchers developed the technology “for hospital patients who find themselves immobilised,” implementing rendering with MikuMikuDance (the Miku featured is “Tda” Miku) and using the Oculus Rift as the HMD.
Although the considerable healing powers of Miku are beyond doubt, the many other possibilities offered by this particular combination of technologies seem likely to be even more formidable in the coming years…
Top 5 Anime Songs of Winter 2016
JK to Ero Konbini Tenchou: “Clean-up On Aisle 3!”
Prison School OAD Punitively Penal
Project Diva X Girl’s Day Medley Feminine Indeed
Star Ocean 5 English Jump Festa Trailer Arrives
Gate Bides Its Time
One Piece Film Gold Teaser “At Least Shows Something!”
Shy Laura Bodewig Bunny Figure
Top 20 Anime Clubs You’d Gladly Join
Shinsei Futanari Idol Massive & Messy
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Works The Pole
Yandere Simulator Causing Trouble
Live Action Terra Formars Movie Totally Buggered
College Student Erects 1:3 Scale Gundam
Dagashi Kashi Frighteningly Cute
Miku Maekawa Megane Nekomimi Seifuku Figure
To Love-Ru Darkness Forceful Breast Exposure Action
Haramase no Kuni “These Should Exist!”
Pantsu no Kakikata: “How To Draw The Panties”
Final Fantasy XIV Developer Diary Sounds Off
Revealing Zeta Cosplay by Mike Red Hot
Sexy Syndra Cosplay Brimming With Power
Satsuki & Ryuko Cosplay Scantily Clad
2D Or Not 2D: Cosplayers Back Into Illustrations
Goddess of 2ch: “Watch My Onanism Videos!”
Sakuya Izayoi Ero-Cosplay by Akiton Immensely Tight
Luo Tianyi China Dress Cosplay Exceptionally Exquisite
Tamamo no Mae Caster Maid Cosplay Immensely Lovable
Shimakaze Cosplay by Reku Momoiro Quite Cheeky
Nico Yazawa & Toujou Nozomi Cosplay Cute & Colorful
Japanese birthrates just dropped again
This has opened up the perfect solution: put the device on those lonely otaku, and put it on sex videos--after which, have them use a "custom" onahole which is actually just a girl stuck in the wall. No pulling out, no condoms, no birthrate drop.
I approve of such technological advancements.
Just imagine the possibilities of all the sweet, sweet loli, shota and delicious toddlercon mods for this ! A fap enthusiast's dream !
*Blorf*
Sorry I threw up in my mouth.
lol
Praise the country of the Sun !
Sunlight medals for everyone !
Small stepping stone, next up virtual reality
You are getting confused between Augmented reality and Virtual reality
blah blah blah... This means SAO is soon going to become a reality!!!
Screw SAO, I hope they make The World first!
Soon is pushing it, we probably still have many years before that gets here.
Hopefully it won't be a game of death like it was with SAO. What would they do without all of those otaku?
I only regret that most of us will probably be dead before we reach the stage of affordable, realistic robotic bodies to house the souls of our waifus.
But sufficiently advanced A.I. software is on the horizon, so we can at least have virtual companions in our computers.
She won't be able to go on real date with you. But she will be able to truly interact with you, with all the wit and charm that real women don't possess anyway.
She won't be able to cook you a delicious dinner, waiting for you to come home at night. But you'll be able to sit down to your screen and share a meal with her, like in all those staged Lonely Day photos, only this time it's real.
She won't be able to snuggle against you on a cold winter night. But her smiling face will be there to bid you "Good morning!" when you wake up.
She won't have her own autonomous body. But she will love you and the time you spend together.
There are degrees of waifus we're are prepared to accept.
Hehe... not sure if the post is serious or silly...
"She won't be able to go on real date with you. But she will be able to truly interact with you, with all the wit and charm that real women don't possess anyway." Yeah, women get bitchy, emotional... as do guys. Its odd to complain about real women, so there is an attraction for an artificial "pretend" personality based off of only the GOOD parts of real women? Hey, sometimes I'm in a foul/upset mood and been an asshole to my wife... goes both ways.
~clownpuncher
1. Dates - take the AI with you on mobile phones or use a portable kind of Oculus Rift with advanced augmented reality that adapts better to your surroundings
2. Cooking and food - 3D Printer?
3. cuddling - USB connected dakimakura?
4. ????
5. psychological damage! :D
Here is the thing with prositutes and strippers... there is no actual feelings for you, its not real. Rubbing their REAL tits in your face ($20 usuallY) or getting a blowjob, etc is no more exciting to them than taking a shit, other than they are getting paid.
Same for fake-AI-GF. Oh yeah, my wife does cook. And no USB or power required for sex.
I like my anime porn... but its still nothing compared to a real girl gripping your body and cooing or other vocal effects as your shove your dick into one of her holes... and leave REAL girl juices on your sheets... but of course, then YOU have to wash the sheets dammit!
4. USB onahole
it would be sad actually....
wish I could sleep with my eyes open :o
Why would you sleep?
You could .. just tape your eyes open at your eyelashes .. or if you wanna go more extreme remove your eyelids
Yeah, and then suddenly this foreign guy would come and say he wants in on them. And you wouldn't be this heartless kind of a person.
Or do what they did in A Clockwork Orange.
"but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible."
- T.E Lawrence
you can't really fuck her though.
That's now. Soon you will be able to, and in a long time you probably will be able to have kids with her.
How? Don't ask me, japanese WILL make that for sure.
1. Onahole of the Future
2. USB Port
3. Nanotech
4. Oculus Rift
5. Miku program
6. ???
7. Voila (fine... Profit!)
There is nothing impossible for SCIENCE! Just you want until my BMI device is ready. Once I've trapped the fools in my world, I'll show them who is crazy. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Are they still calling this creepy? Seems like every otakus' dream.
Does not seem to be a train otaku's dream
Maybe they could sleep with... a train?
That's what makes it 'creepy'.
That looks incredibly uncomfortable.
only needs to be worn for about 10 minutes.
You know how you can like your tracks looped. Yet again, I didn't know they had Braille versions of the Ishihara charts.
Now even in your dreams you can be a sad lonely fuck.
But now maybe only in the eyes of others, though.
Pity we don't have Star Trek level holographics. One holographic emitter + knowledge of computers = Otakus dream.
Google for "project holodeck", another project with the oculus rift.
Holography? You are thinking too small. Just imagine the power of programmable ocular implants...
Neither one nor the other, perhaps the most incredible step would be access to the brain ...
Once fully accessed when you no longer feel the difference between fake or real sensations ..Or even if what you sees is real
At an even higher level, their memories, as well as Remember Me. Game (with beneficial results or not!)
Meanwhile conform us to see Miku snoring and drooling in bed .. in a loverlabs version something more interesting ..
And then you take the red pill and it's all over.
Imagine being the Star Fleet janitor that MUST clean the MESS off that floor!
that's what happens when looking at women is outlawed
Next thing you know we can some physical activity with Miku ;) If you know what I mean. Maybe they'll even add other anime characters.
Japanese are a sad crowd.
They only find crappy applications to useful technology and produce nothing useful by themselves.
Please make a shinobu version of this.....
Working great with any 3d ero games(like schoolmates) too
Now, we, humans will have even less reasons to marry in the near future. Continuing on the aging trend.
If they give me 13 years old loli I'm willing to marry her and have kids. Otherwise - enjoy your aging society.