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Square Enix’s latest effort to milk poor Lightning sees them cover her in a layer of filth and wounds for a spot of macho post-reboot Lara Croft DLC cosplay in Lightning Returns – much to the despair of Lightning fans, most of whom seem to think she has been dragged through the muck quite enough already…

The trailer:


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    Comment by Anonymous
    23:25 07/02/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Needs more child sex.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    looks 16,has tits.it no pedo

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    Comment by Chris
    17:24 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed. Square could def add some good pedo.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Pedo bear

    >get out

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:22 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The most useless use of an arrow.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    DO NOT CONFUSE LOLICONS WITH PEDOS YOU WORTHLESS SCUM!!

    Comment by Anonymous

    you need to be ass-raped until your hole bleeds.
    Preferably with a prickly 'object'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:14 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU'RE HOLE

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:41 10/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    So what you say is that he wasn't correcting him but trying to call him a hole. I see. Now that makes sense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:38 10/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, he was right. When responding metaconditionally, such as a retort as in the example above, one uses the subjunctive tense and a genetive copula.

    Source: Oxford English Dictionary 2013, Verbal Tenses appendix

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:47 10/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No your hole is correct. You're means "You are" and would not make since in the sentence. Please stop fucking the English language.

    Comment by Anonymous

    So thats why YOU'RE ALL HATING THIS GAME, PEDOPHILES...
    MAN, JUST BAN SANKAKU COMPEDOPHILES ALREADY.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 09/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    And a still greater difference when dealing with 2D / 3D animation and CGs.
    When some brain damaged will recognize the difference between real life and fiction?
    Then followed his theory, those who watch horror goes out killing people around?
    Particularly I do not think it's right real below 16 ok, but what you and many do is to generalize the wrong way ..

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    Comment by Rene
    21:28 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Square guy 1: How far can we push this Lightning thing?

    Square guy 2: You mean more than we have already?

    Square guy 1: Yeah...I GOT IT! We make Lightning dirty and give her clothes from the Tomb Raider that was incredibly stupid!

    Square guy 2: *Sigh* I hate working here.

    Square guy 3: We work here?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:27 10/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I actually like Lightning but they are just taking this too far LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:24 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1 Internetz for you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    DLC? Enix is begging for you money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:50 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No undubbed version...

    Fuck you, Square!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:16 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Voice actors get paid extra for performances released outside Japan. And depending on who is in the cast, it can actually be cheaper to dub the entire thing than pay the original cast for their performance. Welcome to cost cutting 101.

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    Comment by YOG3NSHA
    01:10 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    supposedly, theres a download coming out after realease to include JP audio in the NA/EU version.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That would be a first. Where did you see that?

    I'm unsure though if I would pay money for that. FF13-1 should have included dual audio in the PS3 version from the beginning. And it didn't. Lame, Squenix, lame.

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    Comment by YOG3NSHA
    02:04 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-21-lightning-returns-final-fantasy-13-has-japanese-voice-over

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:48 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, free for a week, then you have to pay for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:48 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why I dumped my last GF><

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rather play as a Lightning skin in Tomb Raider than other way around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:35 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I can't stop laughing off about this game, Q-E effectively destroyed the Final Fantasy XIII world and characters. The very way this game is designed is simply the silliest thing S-E did using Final Fantasy brand name since Chocobo Dungeons and Dissidia.

    Way to go, making so much effort at crushing your favorite (so far) characters.

    Do me a favor and DO NOT TOUCH ON FF7 EVER AGAIN!

    If I see a re-make of FF7 done by the idiot that made FF13, 13-2 and forever. ILL BOYCOTT IT! ALL OVER THE INTERNET !

    I'LL BOYCOTT S-E!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:06 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Dissidia did well and Square knew it would do well, because they already tested the waters with Tobal. Not that I'd expect some 00s kid to even know of that title.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:43 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tobal's dungeon mode was fun, fighting system was shitty as hell.
    Dissidia did well because you could get over 20 hours of fun before getting tired of leveling and unlockings. It was not the best game ever, but it was actually fun before getting repetitive.

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    Comment by Satonaka
    17:01 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best fighting system Square ever did was Ehrgheiz(sp)

    I personally liked The Bouncer but it was a watered down version of Ehrgheiz, still got the disc tho to this day XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:00 09/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    it`s EHRGEIZ!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:55 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    >> Q-E effectively destroyed the Final Fantasy XIII world and characters

    And nothing of value was lost.

    >> silliest thing S-E did using Final Fantasy brand name since Chocobo Dungeons and Dissidia.

    Dissidia was actually a decent game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:42 07/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'm going to sit over here and sip a juice box while you ramble on like a dimwit of your internet powers of boycottingness....please please continue

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 10/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The outraged be the fans of Lara, the cabin boy apathic "female prota" of FF13 is light years to compare to Lara.

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    Comment by Daniel Park
    11:25 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The dub is like?...have no words to explain sadness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 11/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I the only one that thinks lightning in general is unattractive, in both looks and mannerisms.

    she looks like a stick and lacking proper voluptuous features.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:27 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jeez. It's just a costume. I you don't like it, don't buy it. It's not like you're really missing anything that way. So why all the hate?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 09/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I really disliked that debate of "don't have to buy it". First thing every costumes they announce is already in the game complete finish but hey all video games company are just lazy and greedy to support the game in the right danm way.

    Would of been cool if SE or any game company add more stuff too their older game like COD4, skyrim, star ocean 4, street fighter 3 and ect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:05 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Call me when they release the "Complete" version of the game.

    Some of the DLC is seriously pay-to-win Overpowered at this stage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 17/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No dlc for PC ? Shame
    ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:16 18/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor Lara, really i see in a forum many costumes of FF13 in other females chars of FF, and is true, only in Lightning or clothes look totally ugly, for example in Lulu the cat look sexy, the lara clothes in Riku make her more badass, so is not fault of the clothes, is only to Lightning look to a Men who have a bad change sex operation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:19 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go away, Square-Enix.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    15 years later and Final Fantasy IX is still the best.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    WRONG!!!!!!!!!, FINAL FANTASY 7 IS DA BEST!!

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    Comment by Satonaka
    16:59 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    8 baby, eight :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:03 12/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just adore 8 and explaining the story the best I know to people who don't like it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    VIII was ahead of it's time. That's the one title actually WORTHY of a remake, because it would better fit the mood of today's gamers. Back they all it did was catch crap for being too mature, in a world where everyone rode big bird and wizards were faceless dudes in blue robes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 09/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    VI is easily the best

    then IX
    VII is way overrated and VIII is cool but a lot of the casting system is broken.

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    Comment by Asian Guy
    08:52 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Try and milk final fantasy for all its worth SE

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:24 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ...they're been doing that since X-2

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:12 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    everyones Hating on ff13, what if ff15 turns out to be worse than ff13, then what?

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    Comment by Satonaka
    16:58 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    15 is gonna have to pull out all the stops and be all KINDS of bad in order to trump 13 in terms of BAD XD

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    Comment by Chen-04
    08:28 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    then that one gets hate, too. What else?
    What's surprising is that FF still gets enough attention for haters to not only consist that one weird guy that still bought FFXY.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 08/02/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's already guaranteed FF15 will be worse, as FF15 is blunt a knockoff of The Last Story. And populated by more visual kei rejects.





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