Miss Universe 2013 “A Parade of Monsters”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Nov 10, 2013 23:04 JST
- Tags: Cosplay, Events, Gravure, Idol, Image Gallery, Mecha, Miss Universe
The annual Miss Universe pageant commences yet again, once again putting on quite the spectacle, with the universal hopefuls donning a variety of extravagantly made costumes portraying the distinct flamboyance and pride of their country – although it has also been condemned as being “more ridiculous than ever” and “a parade of monsters.”
Canada:
France:
Panama:
India:
Costa Rica:
Great Britain:
Curacao:
Brazil:
Japan:
Nigeria:
Mexico:
Germany:
Ecuador:
Jamaica:
Turks & Caicos:
Netherlands:
Guatemala:
China:
Venezuela:
South Africa:
Honduras:
Singapore:
Bolivia:
Guyana:
Peru:
Dominican Republic:
Nicaragua:
Russia:
Angola:
El Salvador:
Indonesia:
Belgium:
Argentina:
USA:












































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Bountiful Bunny Girl Charlotte Figure
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Everyone else: "let's all make pretty dresses with feathers and colours like peacocks"
USA: "WE MUST FIND THE ALL SPARK BEFORE MEGATRON"
I want to see Ms. Usa roll out
What the fuck America. Who's bright idea was it to put Michael Bay in charge of costume design?
Nah, not enough explosions for it to be Michael Bay's work. Most likely a poor copy-cat >.>
like this:
http://i.imgur.com/CW9spSU.gif
but first what her transformation? Definitely not a truck.
A wrecked truck.
"And here we go, slutty statue of liberty.......holy shit, Optimus Prime!?!?"
To hell with fucking peacocks and murals.
This comment made my day.
That's not even her final form.
If that not her final form, then I don't ever want to see it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYBZw5fP1Us think something along these lines
Robo-USA kills other girls, wins competition.
They fucked it up so badly. With the shit-ton of mecha-musume art that's around these days they couldn't at least steal a few designs?!
Lol yeah other than the American one, most of them look pretty nice. I can't imagine what the designers were thinking.
Too bad she is not an autobot. You could at least transform her into something useful.
Are you guys sure this isn't a competition, made by ZUN, for becoming the next Touhou boss?
Then Dominican Republic won. She has the most frills.
They are all too old/oversized for that.
I'd blast whoever the fuck looks bad.
U.S.A new boss touhou 14.0
You mean 15, right? 14's bosses rooster is known since ages.
Great Britain is holy shit that's hot.
Dem thigh highs...
that gown costume looks normal and hot thanks to zettai ryouiki.
Though it's only grade-B+, needs another 4~5cm of thigh highs or so... still gotta commend them, so close! Works PERFECTLY with the rest of the outfit too. I'm suspecting the designer is a manga and/or JRPG fan. Subtle but undeniable influences everwhere.
Canada is pretty hot but would have been better if she had a little beaver plushie instead of the flag.
I'm sure her beaver is plushie enough.
The stereotypical Mountie outfit combined with the flag was over doing it. Intant recognition, yes, but too stereotypical.
She could add some waffles with maple syrup on top of her hat.
At least she didn't come on stage riding a moose, eh ?
Agreed Canada is the most normal looking one and actually looks kinda hot vs WTF like the others.
I second that, only one in the whole bunch.
... Russia, wtf is that? Seriously, what is that??
That because her costume very bad crafted. Also she must wear hidjab since she muslim.
That's stereotypical russian snow queen. Boring to me, i'm russian myself.
Agreed
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
-_-;
America mistook its miss for Iron Patriot.
Just the initial idea of transformers have been stolen from the Japanese, and be considered 100% American by Hasbro, as if it never existed robots turning before 1980..
Maybe the Transformers franchise was cheaper than the iron man, but as a colleague wrote above, iron patriot would be more right ..
Optimus prime i'd say...
I was thinking more like miss Gundam.
I'm surprised Japan didn't show up dressed as a Gundam or maybe a Zaku or in a Zeon uniform.
I'd hoped for something from the kantai collection myself. Shimikaze for the win?
USA is just keeping up with their transhumanism agenda. We will be seeing a lot more of this, in an incresing trend from the US. Don't be surprised.
At least Britain got thigh highs. Japan, I'm disappointed in you...
The US must have entered the wrong contest by accident.
Somewhere out there is a test pilot wearing a bikini, wondering where his power armor went.
I bet she's thinking "they had to pick this year to hire retarded 12 yr old boys to be the costume designers.".
Its like they stuck a dead woman's head onto a shitty robot.
Transformers, more than meets the eye.
Transformers, women in disguise.
Beware of the Transforming Traps!
not a trap, it's a plasma cannon