Chikan Clergy Brit Busted

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A British preacher has been arrested for groping a young Japanese woman on a train.

According to reports, a 48-year-old British pastor was on board a train in Shiga prefecture one afternoon.

Over the course of 25 minutes he took a seat next to a 22-year-old office worker, groping her legs and breasts for the duration of his trip.

Both got off at the same station, where the woman reported him to staff who in turn summoned the police.

The good preacher maintains his innocence, saying he “may have touched her but it wasn’t deliberate.”

As his name was reported, online investigators quickly identified him as a member of the Sekai Fukuin Dendoudan (“World Gospel Mission”), a prostestant missionary church based in Shiga and the surrounding prefectures, originally founded by British missionaries in 1950 for the purposes of converting the heathen Japanese.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    16:05 15/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    i call bullshit, clergy only touch young boys. they have no interest in women, let alone old hags.

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    Comment by cpc65
    08:40 16/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You're thinking of Catholic priests.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Women for breeding, boys for pleasure.

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    Comment by tingle
    07:57 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    that's a real old Afghani saying, kinda paraphrased, but women are for boys, men are for pleasure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:45 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    and where is my breath now?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:49 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    did you mean bread? or breeding?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    But they are not allowed to breed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:54 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They breed in secret

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:27 18/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, what he's saying is "Old of enough to bleed, too old to breed"? :)

    Seriously: Yes women are generally at their hottest at 17~23. But there's more to just looks when it comes to GF. My GF is 30yrs old, has the body of a teen at 102lbs. The girl I dated month or so before her was 22yrs old, 5-0" / 95lbs and easily smaller than my GF. Her body was very tight, great dancer. We had our fun for a few dates.

    While my GF - we had a stronger connection much quicker and more compatible.

    Women don't become good serious GF material until after 25yrs. Otherwise, just have fun banging.

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    Comment by Sylar
    10:36 29/01/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Calling a 22 year old, old hag. How old are you 8?

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    Comment by Conduit
    04:28 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, everyone knows that clergy prefer their victims under aged and male.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:30 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...She's 22

    If that's an old hag to you, seriously, get out of your basement and see some sunlight.

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    Comment by Chris
    04:35 16/09/2013 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    It was a jo... Nvm *Sigh*

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    Comment by Conduit
    04:29 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Its Japan, anything older than high school age is granny territory.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Ask a Girl what she considers "granny" and you nearly exclusively find that that anything above 18 years is considered Granny´s hell even sometimes 16 is considered an old Women...

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    Comment by yezeik1
    07:53 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    he probably masturbates to too much lolicon and other...underaged porn. Do you want to know why preachers are so perverted and touch woman? It is because they are too sexually repressed...so their sexual urges will manifest in the strangest and most inappropriate ways possible. If you masturbate to moar porn (instead of avoiding porn), then chances are you will not express your sexual urges in such appropriate ways.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:53 21/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm going to call typo there. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:33 26/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    no

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:53 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    "If you masturbate to moar porn (instead of avoiding porn), then chances are you will not express your sexual urges in such appropriate ways."

    Apparently for YOU they are appropriate but for the sake of the rest of the World, lets call it inappropriate ok?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:36 15/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    She sat there and let him fondle her for 25 minutes?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:26 15/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Traditional japanese politeness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:53 15/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Yep, on a train full of other people. I;m going to call bullshit on this one. Someone squeezing your boobs and rubbing your legs in public for 25 minutes and you just sit there and accept it. Sure.

    Typical insular Jap behavior instead I think - scary gaijin sitting on train accidentally bumps elbow or knee while train is in motion.

    "omg the foreign devil is trying to rape me!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:38 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There are similar stuff in other countries too so ai think it is possible

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:41 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    no. he is only talking about 1 incident he KNOWS and that person is unable to feel internet groping

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:56 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait didnt that happen in that Chikan-AV,
    I was watching last week?.

    This stuff is worthy to be turned into a Hollywood Blockbuster!

    Comment by Char
    02:03 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    25 minutes there should be a few eye witnesses who saw it as well.
    If there are none then it's pretty obvious she's making stuff up or exaggerating.
    In that case simply throw the claim out and hand her a ticket for abusing emergency services if this is a repeat offense.
    Part of being a good cop is knowing when someone is making a bullshit claim and pulling your leg.

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    Comment by DarkWisdom
    21:28 26/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not just in Japan, everywhere.... As long as they cry enough.

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    Comment by Kohaku
    23:48 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You forgot this is Japan, women are always right.

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    Comment by kintama00
    07:59 16/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    he didn't manage to make her cum, so she reported him.. the usual nowadays..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:27 15/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    But did he really do it, or is this just another case of some bitch falsely accusing someone. I find it hard to believe he could have done what she claimed for as long as she is claiming, without her making a scene of some sort. Unless of course she wanted him to do it. This one just doesn't smell right.

    Comment by Char
    01:51 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yah my BS meter is pegged on this one.
    Now do the cops have enough common sense to see what I plainly see?
    If they don't then they must be far beyond keystone cops level of incompetent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    it's institutionalized stupidity and discrimination, he will go down with a 99.7% certainty (+/- for being white).

    Comment by Char
    04:26 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Makes me wish I could introduce twenty thousand bloods and krips to the region or just typical people from the Southern US states with their guns as they end up owning the place in a few short days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did you never watch any Samurai Animes?,
    your filthy Guns are useless against fine Japanese Steel.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:52 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Filthy barbarian? Definitely +

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:49 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    probably a racist jap who did'n like the foreinger so he got off the same station as him and she decided to fuck with him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope you got it wrong, it clearly states he didnt get to the 4th Base with her....

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "groping her legs and breasts for the duration of his trip. (25 minutes)" really? I don't know by grouping does it mean the typical hentai/ ecchi anime type of grouping? (having hands all over the boobs) I don't think doing things like this with people around watching for 25 minutes is possible, not even in Japan. I assume the fact may be the dude sit next to the lady had his arm contact with her side of her boobs and his legs is just having contact with hers. I mean come on, in NY subway it is just a daily basics. If in fact he was grouping her with people around watching it for the 25 minutes, the chikan densha has come to reality.

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    Comment by cpc65
    08:45 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He was probably really fat and hanging half into her seat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:47 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Both got off at the same station, where the woman reported him to staff who in turn summoned the police."
    Lesson of the day - Don't get off at the same station, don't get caught.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or he got "called" out maybe?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe she didn't mind the groping but got a bit worried when he decided to follow her.

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    Comment by fxc2
    09:03 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    At least he wasn't molesting children.

    09:21 15/09/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That's because he's Protestant, not Catholic

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:24 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ha ha ha!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess that also explains why he didn't grope a dude.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 17/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do I smell some Jealousy here?

    Comment by Anonymous

    explains why you do, though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:40 15/09/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Hey! She is a Japanese woman! He might have mistaken her flat chest and petite body with a young boy body!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:43 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    why do you use the word hei?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:10 15/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i am MISSING a / here

    Comment by Char
    04:32 16/09/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also why I'm crying foul.
    When these christian types do go bad they almost always trick their victim into going some where secluded vs doing the crime out in the open like a drunken saleryman.





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