Cawaii Makeup = “3D Photoshop”

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The latest egregiously skilful use of makeup to be terrifying Japanese men has been unveiled in a recent mook, and is proving as upsetting as ever to those who would rather wake up next to the same person they bedded.

A selection of the “adult gyaru” makeup procedures the previously featured “S Cawaii Beauty Mook” describes:

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Aside from the usual complaints about the evils of makeup, the mook now seems to be provoking curiosity from the next generation of otoko-no-ko, and more than a little admiration:

“We could put makeup on you lot and you’d probably look like this too…”

“Men would probably be cuter than this lot.”

“With the right makeup some guys are surprisingly cute…”

“I never thought of men that way but with the right makeup they do look pretty fine.”

“The facial differences tend to make it only work to a point though.”

“I’ve got this book – it is pretty amazing. You’d be amazed at the transformation you can pull off. Give it a try you lot.”

“Fake eyelashes really make all the difference. Any man with those and a small, round face can come out looking cute.”

“How do they manage to change the shape of their noses like that! Amazing…”

“Just get plastic surgery and be done with it.”

“Come on, you could always pull this off with it. It’s nothing new!”

“It should be classed as a type of fraud.”

“It’s the same as a man claiming he is a doctor or pilot or something.”

“Don’t they have to keep redoing it on hot summer days though?”

“One of those girls was hot even without makeup though, she doesn’t even need it.”

“I’ve never seen anyone change that much with makeup alone.”

“It’s also in how they take the pics, angle and so on forth.”

“They are using tape and all kinds of stuff to do this. It really looks unnatural.”

“Photoshop!”

“Makeup is 3D Photoshop!”

“This is sheer talent. I’ve never seen anyone that skilled with it manage to pull off that level of change. Just people with lipstick on who look largely the same as without any makeup. They ought to be proud of themselves.”

“I still remember how I went on a company trip and saw all my female colleagues without their makeup on – I could barely recognise them!”


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    Comment by Asian Guy
    05:57 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Makeup, the photoshop of real life

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    Comment by Vishy
    05:53 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Before make-up, their skins looked so ugly. Was it the side effect of applying to many make-up or was it their natural skins just like that?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:45 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, I hear that Chinese people like bleach their skin. Probably not very healthy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:38 29/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bleaching=/=Using bleach, papaya soap is used to bleach the skin in asian countries.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Likely a bit of both... Make-up can dry out and partially 'suffocate' the skin depending on the quality and amount of the make-up.
    Also, some people can 'have' make-up better then others... And the latter certainly only ruin their skin when applying make-up.

    Comment by Anonymous

    What a stupid question. It's like you've never seen people with their natural skin before. Newsflash: Natural skin has a variety of issues. Are you twelve?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Make-up... in the wrong hands it's the work of the devil!

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    Comment by PirateKing
    04:27 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rouge on asian women looks horribly out of place. No matter how much make-up they use, adding these bizarre amounts of rouge always makes it look like crap.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:07 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    its a trap

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sucks to be a woman, it really does.

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    Comment by Hoshi
    11:52 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is it that almost all "before"-photos like that, Asian girls appear to not have any eyelashes at all?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The way I see it, eyelashed on Asians tend to be straight, making them look nonexistent. Not to mention they also have finer and thinner hair.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most people don't have enough eyelashes to show on photos. Cosplayers and idols are always wearing false lashes which are really thick and dark.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:34 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    NO ANSWER?

    no payment.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    do not try to mix up my personality with my sex jutsu as you call it. its just fapping like everything else... AND NOTHING I WRITE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SEX!!!!!!!!!!

    GET IT IN YOUR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ELSE I AM GONNA USE A SLEDGEHAMMER THE NEXT TIME

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:18 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    human transform monster battle

    in distant planet, there are all human can transforming to monster but they cant change their
    face. in overwhelming competitive battle in their life, come one shota,one lolita, one shonen, one Shojo, one bishonen, one bishojo, one seinen, one josei, one old fart, and old hag enter the
    battle royal in their planet to conquer their planet, each one of them are dreams to be the
    best fighter. the fight begin ferociously

    season2
    human transform monster planning to conquering earth, the reason because human in earth was cruel preying eachother using medication, war, government, social, and human itself. human transform monster invade earth and begin dire clash between human transform monster and human earth.

    season3
    while in heat of fight in earth, otaku agree to join alliance with human transform monster, so battle continue on. but solar storm approaching universe, what will happen to them all?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:29 29/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They all have incredibly nice skin even without make-up, though. I thought make-up was supposed to ruin it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:36 29/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    and this urban legend you got from?

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    Comment by cpc65
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    Comment by Riiku
    21:15 29/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wanna see a guide for older men, how to make yourself look like Downey Jr or Jhonny Depp

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 07/08/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do japan has photoshop user as superior studies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:22 30/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is why i stay away from 3D..

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:32 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    are gay man read and watch fujoshi?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:59 30/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    so fujoshi critize? do not accept criticism? hide themselves behind their leader which they critize? putting all the presure on him so they can write relaxed? and them calling their leader the only non fujoshi?

    equality now my ass.

    this gender equality business is NON of my concern.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:19 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    at least I do NOT consider a man interested in the manga of woman read (reading fujoshi-shit to know what woman read is NOT gay).

    i consider the word gay as an DEEP insult.

    especially if otaku's like this basement dweller heres use it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see any prices listed on this brothel's flyers. They HAVE to put the costs/hour so people can know how cheap these whores are!

    inb4 trolls claim these as ordinary girls that just want to show off makeup skills...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    make up and cartoon, I know sancom is site for wuss

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:41 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    did writing this hateful comment make you feel all tingly?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:57 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Come on, you could always pull this off with it. It’s nothing new!”
    exactly. Fake eyelashes, circle lenses and make-up are so common, and not just among Asian women. It's cheap and anyone can pull it off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are so desperate.
    It's obvious how much they envy 2D.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:59 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's more makeup involved in these BEFORE images of these craptastic bits than the after.

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    Comment by Benoist
    05:50 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i wonder if there is an alternative fashion magazine like "yamato no nadeshico"...

    Avatar of VZ
    Comment by VZ
    05:54 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

    IN OTHER NEWS, THE SKY IS BLUE AND WATER IS WET

    Stick with 2D people.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Yes, please. So that you 2D freaks will die out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think they look pretty without makeup.

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    Comment by Rya
    04:58 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This commercial:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25vWgGxR5o

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:15 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a girl is willing to put in that much time and effort to look cute, why would you complain about it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:44 28/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    By the same logic, a person could put in that much time and effort to make your life a living hell. Why would you complain about that?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Thing is, a girl with a fake face will have a fake personality also.

    If it made a difference, it'd surely be nicer in terms of results if she spent the time on exercise and other healthy living, instead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    well, a girl with a real face might have a fake personality and vice versa

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    People who complain about fake personalities full of shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:18 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    sell your housekey's ? ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:06 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ anon 11:40:

    One of the sexiest-LOOKING women I ever met -- she could have been a Playboy centerfold -- had a fake-nice personality hiding her real, ugly user-of-people personality. Think evil whore.

    Personality DOES matter. Even if you only want to pay for sex, the evil ones will Taser you, steal your cash and your credit cards, sell your housekeys to a robber gang, sell your kidneys, etc...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's the difference between a fake and real personality? So long as they keep the kayfabe I'm not as pretentious as to think I care about personality so much as looks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:36 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'll be one mighty happy old man after that hot young chick is finished fleecing me. My butthurt children denied their inheritance will make the occasion all the better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:56 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy shit man your a complete idiot you know that right. In your old age I bet some hot young chick takes all of your money and leaves you looking like the old fool you are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:28 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i will take over her job to fleece over you just to destroy your pitiful dream of a mighty happyness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:14 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Time management... why waste time for something that isn't necessary? There's better things to do instead!
    2. Waste of money... well, cosmetics cost a shit-ton of money, women's products are also more expensive than men's
    3. Health and nature... the production of cosmetics = chemicals leads to pollution and destruction of nature and wildlife. As they are chemicals, they also harm one's body (ex. some deodorants contain aluminium crystals to block the sweat glands(?). Those crystals enter the body and cause breast cancer)
    4. Looks... makeup is fake and looks like shit, natural looks all the way!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:39 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    > 1. Time management... why waste time for something that isn't necessary? There's better things to do instead!

    A person hanging out on Sankaku Complex has no room to criticize how others spend their time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    "as they are chemicals, they are also harmful to ones body" um..... yeah no.... everything is chemicals..... if you dont have chemicals, you will starve to death....

    we are organisms that survive on chemicals....

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:12 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Looking good is always worth the time
    2. Possibly, but only poor people complain about prices. And poor people are not the sort of people they want to attract anyways.
    3. Shut up hippie, your computer is made out of chemicals and causes pollution, stop using it.
    4. Unfortunately not everyone is naturally good looking, just like every steak isn't Prime AAA Angus sirloin from a lovingly coddled calf, it's why we slather ketchup on burger.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:30 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If someone would rather spend time on the materialistic rather than what matters in this world, I wouldn't want to have a lot to do with 'em, romantically speaking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:39 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i consider sumire voice as eroge voice and romantically speaking i have not met yet.

    is this this so called fantasy so many "people" speak about?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:27 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    english as a second language? why should i teach myself some english?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i explained my hate. now explain your ESL class.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Take an ESL class...PLEASE!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some people are mature enough to do both. Someday, you might be, too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    why are you forming a conclusion that i would ever complain?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:43 28/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    why are you giving a personal response to a rhetorical question?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:21 28/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i havent learned IT better through my non existent conversations with "humans".





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