China’s SHN48 “Make AKB48 Look Even Uglier”

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SHN48, China’s answer to AKB48, have lately been making waves amongst the Japanese – although so far more thanks to the undeniable impact of their photographs than the media saturation and obsessive followers which have helped make AKB48 such a “national” institution.

Charitably dismissing AKB48 as merely “orthodox” and Korea’s 2NE1 as “a plastic surgery group,” Chinese state media instead pushes the purely Chinese charms of Shanghai’s own (officially licensed sister group) SHN48 – which it patriotically praises as “both natural and moe”:

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Amazingly, even creepy idol fans find them objectionable for some reason:

“Those eyes!”

“The eyes are too scary.”

“Made with Adobe’s help.”

“Can’t this lot manage to take normal pictures of themselves or what?”

“What the hell are these supposed to be?”

“Pretty extreme Photoshop usage.”

“Looks like China has chosen to use freaks for its idols too.”

“They look like love dolls…”

“Why can’t France or someone make a knock-off 48 group instead.”

“Was that Akasan I just saw at the end there…”

They have their believers even amongst the Japanese however – “They are actually super-cute!”:

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    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 03/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    the pictures are all of the same girl (Tang Min, 1st pic is a picture of Xinfang and Tang Min), who is incidentally, the most popular girl of the group. Except for the group pic which is a picture of unsuccessful first generation applicants. SNH really are cute though
    http://i.imgur.com/80rngTf.jpg

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:33 05/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I don't know much about Japan so i can't speak for AKB48, but I'm a Chinese (4th generation immigrant) who frequently travels to China due to my job, i will "guarantee with warranty" that these girls are all sleeping with the people who owned them(showbiz director?).

    They probably didn't only sold their bodies but prolly their soul as well if when needed.

    Thats how extreme everything is in China now, every government officers i come upon is hinting me to give them money (bribe? even when theres no reason or advantage for me doing it, they'd still make constant hints)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:08 06/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Same as Korea.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 08/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a first generation immigrant who lived in China over 20 years and lives in Australia over 5 years,I'm ashamed for you.
    Are you really can recognize today's China? Or just get the information from Falong Gong and think you have already know everything?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 07/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    sick because the ace and center of the group is 14 and tang min is 16...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:26 25/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's how it mostly is these days around the world...
    The problem with underage children getting involved sexually at a young age, is getting more and more common.

    @12:07 08/07/2013: Get your head out of your ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:11 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Their eyes look scary, like some doll... anyone like this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    flap flap flap flap

    uh...

    flap flap...

    Let me get back to you.

    flap flap

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:57 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    flapping for fapping?

    are you binkan salaryman the bird?

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    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    01:22 04/07/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    He's doing it while flaccid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It's all good until they age slightly, then they are done for. Ah...to be Asian and fickle.

    Comment by Taylor
    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go back to naruto forums

    Comment by Taylor
    15:15 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    you kno some? link me

    Comment by Anonymous

    typing like a real teenager taylor. Mommy callin you out better not miss your dinner.

    Comment by Anonymous

    says a submissive, weak-willed asian whose people are known for opening up their legs to any foreigners that step on their shores.

    You must have some self-hate issues since most asians think your people are tainted half-breed rape-products and think you funny for trying to compensate too hard )))

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:17 05/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    two virgins bitching at each other with half-baked comebacks. How cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:05 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL this kid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:57 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yet dat ":)" somehow just feels so brimming with teary celibacy... Aww I'll leave you alone now oyaji-san

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL how long since you've had sex?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:46 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Plenty more than you boy :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:39 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I am a Chinese, to be honest, this is the first time I heard SHN48, they simply do not have little awareness in China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:13 10/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They have barely debuted yet, no wonder.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:44 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better not to spend $10,000 to buy a hand shake ticket, Mr. Chinese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mr.Foreigner

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:32 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    AKB48 actually I do not know, just know Rina Nakanishi

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Communist girls = egalitarian. They shake hands for free, just present Communist Party ID.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:01 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    He may need to sell his kidney.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:51 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol Chinese girls don't cost even a fraction of that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:01 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Selling your kidneys is for newbies. What will you do after your second one? Sell your eyes?
    Real pro creepy otakus sell disgunting 3D bitches' organs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:09 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sell ​​it to you, can you?

    Comment by Anonymous

    sell my kidney?I just want to fuck your mother,because she give birth to you so feces.Chinese people a lot, you are very easy to put them as a class, you must pull the feces just your mom.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I call lies on that, everyone knows anything Chinese blows up here at Sankaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sankaku 在乎中国的一切

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:48 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    only artifact cares apparently. Though I'm only here for the explosiveness, other than that meh~

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    no it doesnt. the government doesnt even know sankaku

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    AKB48 is just a money-hog scam. An imitation is even worse.

    The girls are cute, though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:03 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Iunno how anyone can see that as "cute". They look like some possessed, disproportion porcelain dolls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:27 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You hate that and you watch Anime. Get out, you fucking hypocrite.

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    Comment by k
    15:05 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Paint them blue and they'll look like my avatar

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:01 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

    Comment by Anonymous

    beauty is in the eye of my cock

    Comment by Anonymous

    Your one eyed trouser snake. But herpes and syphilis would make it blind by now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:34 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And Got Talent, Idol, etc shows in the west aren't the same? Of course the Japanese ones cater to the creepy weirdos while western ones tend to cater to the dumbed down TV watchers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    A distinction without a difference. Japan weirdos = western dumbed down TV watchers.

    Comment by Anonymous

    As long as they dont explode on stage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:36 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As long as your pants don't explode - just use Kleenex.

    Comment by Anonymous

    How is it money-hog scam when you admit the GOODS is GOOD?

    Comment by Anonymous

    A delicious non-Haagendaz ice cream that proclaim itself as Haagendaz is still a scam.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:42 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ITT: Plebs can't spell Häagen-Dazs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too much Haagen-Dazs leads to need for Non Protein Hagedorn. (insulin)

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:23 11/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The bitch is so bitch ,zhose bitches' photos are ps,or their eye can't be so big

    Comment by Anonymous

    More creepy than cute. Although it's very impressive that they're natural. AKB48 girls don't come close to this even after going under the knife.

    Not sure if an imitation that surpass the original by this much qualify as a ripoff.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    teh eyes....THEY'RE STARING INTO YOUR SOUL!

    Comment by Anonymous

    Overly attached girlfriend, out now in China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:19 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Natural.

    Like the Korean claims?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Every "celebrity" is all natural until proven guilty.

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    Comment by Ciscotaku
    12:28 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Chinese knock offs?? wait until they explode....

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:37 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ciscotaku will cream his pants. He has trouble with mixing his pronouns. He meant "wait till I explode".

    Comment by Anonymous

    Explode into your heart?

    Comment by Taylor

    -any negative disgusting immoral shameful embarrassing destructive worthless thing in the world..-

    "The girls are cute, though."

    and suddenly nothing else matters.

    -Society

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except a group of young girls singing is not "shamful, immoral, embarrassing, destructive", etc. thing in the world.

    They are cute and they're singing. There's nothing immoral there. Good for them. Maybe they can siphon off some money which would otherwise go to Western hacks.

    Comment by Taylor
    16:19 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you don't understand the social destruction and failures created by akb, then thats your own fault and you deserve to be entertained by bright colors, children's songs, what you have been taught to think is cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:47 03/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I luv how this site had a crown like you lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 06/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahaha trying too hard to deflect and deny. You sure sound like one so maybe you fit right in. Keep yourself from writing paragraphs on each and every fucking comment if you want to be taken seriously,

    Comment by Taylor
    18:06 05/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Judging by the fuckups in the rest of his sentence I doubt that. And who the fuck said I was asian? Lol dumbass. I've been called just about every ethnicity in existence on here by you retards desperately and embarrassingly attempting an insult. If you have to resort to random ethnic insults trying to guess what I am then you're pretty pathetic and stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:48 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or maybe he's referring to your asian origin (or whatever the fuck happened to fuck your grandmothers) about R and L pronunciation difficulties. But you were too busy bitching to even notice that shit/

    Comment by Taylor

    Did you try to insult me and misspell the word clown? Good job.
    You sir took a single tiny sentence and completely fucked it up. You had one job... I'm embarrassed for you. Yeah I'm a 'crown' alright.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:26 04/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Taylor from Vox Day?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 07/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gaylor is fucking back







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