Otaku have elected HKT48’s “super carnivore” Rino Sashihara as their “national idol” in the 5th AKB48 “general election.”
As was widely expected, Sashihara maintained her early lead and won out even over AKB48 proper.
The top 10 election front-runners, including both AKB48 and their various sub-groups for a total pool of 246 girls, which also saw prominent placing for a certain freshly shorn little lamb at 18th place despite having been demoted to trainee as punishment for her sinful fornication:
1. Rino Sashihara – 150570 votes
2. Yuko Oshima – 136503 votes
3. Mayu Watanabe – 101210 votes
4. Yuki Kashiwagi – 96905 votes
5. Mariko Shinoda – 92599 votes
6. Jurina Matsui – 77170 votes
7. Rena Matsui – 73173 votes
8. Minami Takahashi – 68681 votes
9. Haruna Kojima – 67424 votes
10. Sae Miyazawa – 65867 votes
Although the mass media is observing a total blackout on her scandalous background, the fact that otaku would still elect even after their quasi-Wahhabist complaints about any member of the group who is so much as seen in the company of any male non-family member has not escaped comment:
“So having lots of sex is how to win this…”
“Is this the first non-virgin to be elected?”
“Saseko: I screwed my fan and they made me number 1!”
“With a slut elected #1 the thing is pretty much done.”
“I don’t get otaku. Why’d they elect this bitch when they are constantly moaning about them dating?”
“The rest of them just need to start having sex with their fans to gain more votes.”
“Such a complete and total farce!”
“They have made their own general election into a joke with this.”
“Was this a comedy act all along?”
“Sashihara is a can-do idol in all senses of the word – I forgive her!”
“I guess they will restore her to AKB48 now?”
“Leave her in HKT so we can enjoy seeing her fans being upset.”
“What are they going to do next year, they have ruined the whole stupid thing with this.”
“Well, they are already pretty much on their way out.”
“All those creepy otaku who blocked voted this girl to the top have done us a great service by exposing this absurd farce for what it is.”
“So now we’re in an age when a girl who got pics of her sucking off her boyfriend is voted our ‘national idol’.”
“If a sex scandal gets you pumped up to number one they may as well just let them have as much sex as they want now.”
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I pity those who spend their money....
These who have money to spend pity you...
YES THEY PITY YOU SO HARD. THAT THEY DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. and never knew you to begin with. its like the world is so big you cant know all the poors and riches.... seriously . why am i even explaining this? this should be logical.
Anon 02:34, I think you need to wash the sand out of your vagina.
Slut, because she slept with her boyfriend?
So 2chan still wants girls to oppress their natural desires and their feelings so that they can fap to the fantasy of deflowering them? Idol Otaku are pathetic.
Even better, slut, because someone claiming to be her former boyfriend said they had sex in a tabloid.
lol @ you think 2channers are idol otaku. Of course ani ota are going to react this way.
They made dozens of millions of dollars in selling votes and producing nothing at all in return. What a ploy.
SquareEnix should learn something from them
>SquareEnix
>Learn
boy, you funny.
LOL@YOU
Nothing can save SquareEnix. Not even Final Fantasy Hentai
yuri save 15:48
Not even a yuri only, bondage, paipan live action Final Fantasy Hentai staring the members of AKA48?
yuri never saved anything.
Hours of entertainment for tens of millions of people is not "nothing".
If they are so entertaining then why are there so many second hand CDs of theirs selling for 1 yen?
Trick question. Their CDs are not selling for that much.
How is this not entertaining? What if some people actually like the election/handshakes/bonuses/whatever.
Also, everyone keeps at least one of each of the editions, duh.
Japan only has 120 million people and more than half of those are not in the target age group. I highly doubt more than 10% of the population are entertained by AKB48, or even 2% for that matter.
Case in point, this "tens of millions of people" you speak of does not exist.
"So, they elected a little girl president or something...?"
Would be the reaction..
@cats2 Already a Hgame. My girlfriend is the president.
Only shotas can be Emperor. Lolis are Empress.
you forgot about china.
No one is entertained by AKB48 eh? Funny how the election tv broadcast got a 30% audience share in primetime then.
the most stupid comment of all.
Yeah. no one outside of Japan knows or even entertained by AKB48....
The elections were rig to make one girl win it doesn't matter why they choose her now the moral of this whole thing is fuck up!
I could see Japan electing a loli leader as emperor.
and then a couple terrible adaptations of it where she goes tsun tsun over her childhood friend she may or may not have given a blowjob to. I could see it.
Mayuyu should have won this. She's the best girl.
Not enough controversies to have her shoved into the spotlight, though....must be the norm these days
“Is this the first non-virgin to be elected?”
LMAO.
Seriously, if they honestly believe any of these girls are still virgins, they're delusional.
If there's anything I've learned in life, it's that virgins and kind/innocent girls don't exist in reality.
That's why there are so many of them in fiction. Fiction consists of what reality lacks.
Nah, virgins and kind innocent girls do exist. Its just that the kind innocent girls only ever date raging douchebags and the virgins have unrealistically high standards.
She's so Carnivorous she should be called a Cannibal!
So was this the work of what....10, 15 otaku that mass-voted...? I wonder if its possible to check how many people actually voted, rather than how many votes.
That is a damn good question.
The funny part is that these 10-15 otaku have outvoted the other 7
The voters who picked Rino are more stupid than the US having Bush as president.
Moar Sex = Moar Votes....
I see what you did there...
It's not that easy. You have to suck the dick of one of your otaku worshippers. You will only get hated if you suck the dick of anyone good looking especially if it's another pop star or band member.
What is Aya Hirano?
Someone who fucked a good looking band member and not one of her otaku followers.
You know too well? You did it before?
Depends I was the one getting his dick sucked and sure as hell I voted for her! It was the least I could do after all.
must be the other way around!
you did what?
“So now we’re in an age when a girl who got pics of her sucking off her boyfriend is voted our ‘national idol’.”
Whut? Links, please...
The blowjob pic was outed as a fake a long time ago.
Artefact and SanCom staffs are creepy AKB48 fans!! Given the frequency of these stories...
too bad nobody outside japan really cares...apart from that one guy in china