“Dirtiest Ever” JK Upskirtist Found In Gutter

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An upskirt voyeur has been caught lying in wait in a gutter for women to walk over him, after worming his way 20m through a 30cm wide crawlspace.

Hyogo police arrested the 26-year-old salaryman for voyeurism offences, after he found his way into the gutter.

He apparently removed the cover of a roadside gutter one morning, and crawled 20 metres through the 30cm wide and 45cm deep gutter to a busy street where lots of JKs and JDs were known to pass by, and used the ventilation holes in the gutter to peer up their skirts as they walked overhead.

Amazingly, a 24-year-old woman walking past noticed “something like eyes moving” in the depths of the gutter, and sought help from a male passer-by.

He admits his crimes, although quite why he eschewed the classic “camera-in-shoe” or even the crude “phone shoved between legs” tactics for the pleasure of crawling through a muck-filled duct is not clear.


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    Comment by Helvetica Standard
    07:39 07/06/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Genius.. this guy.

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    Comment by God
    08:52 07/06/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Don't know if genius, but he's definitely committed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:56 07/06/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    A true professional dedicated to his craft

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:57 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Taught him to get a better camouflage gear on the next try

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:38 07/06/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    This guy was in the gutter before he was in the gutter

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:21 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    yo dawg

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:58 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    well he did a gutter-ific job

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heard you like

    Comment by Char
    10:03 07/06/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    No genius would be sending a small robot with a camera into the gutter.

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    11:30 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, I'd do it just because.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    02:55
    Perhaps he's the legendary kappa.

    Comment by Char
    02:55 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's 30cm wide the guy must have been some sorta weird amphibian octopus to get down in there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:33 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah. Nothing beats seeing stuff with your own eyes. Even the best cameras out there for thousands of dollars don't come close.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:26 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seeing it on camera isn't the same.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:42 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ This.

    I will say he has guts though; I would never be able to do that, I'm claustrophobic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:06 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This GENIUS is the SHIT'S... triti

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:30 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's a fine line between genius and madness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:10 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not so fine line when you become the creepy teacher in Great Teacher Onizuka.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty sure they usually go hand-in-hand lol
    Either way, hope he at least uploaded his ...research online :D

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    Comment by Benoist
    23:02 10/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    or merely inspired by Sakurai in GTO

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn give him a medal in the ero archive
    Would give him a star if he put a camera instead lols

    Comment by Anonymous

    the question is, what the hell is a JK and JD?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 07/06/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    JD=Joshidaisei (College Girls)
    JK=joushikousei (Highschool Girls)

    You must be new ....
    *Flies AWAYYYYYYYYYY*

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    JY 0-3, JH 3-6, JS 6-12, JC 12-15, JK 15-18, JD 18+

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    Comment by Loli Ecchi
    03:21 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thx for the explanation. This guy is an idiot. Why would he get in a gutter on a street where mostly JK and JD are and not JS/JC?!

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    10:23 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    JK Joshi Koukousei highschool girl
    JD Joshi deka(?) middleschool girl

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    Comment by Hayate
    10:03 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    its just a short slang term Japanese use for Joshi Kousei(High school girls) and for JD im not so sure but i think its Joshi Danshi(something like high school boys, but i could be wrong on this)

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They're codenames Artefact is using to fuck with you instead of providing an english term.

    Assume JC, JK, and JD are women of varying ages. JC are college women and can be easily remembered by reading it as Junior College. JK are high school students. And by elimination, JD is either elementary school girls or pregnant women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:58 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    How did you get upvoted when what you wrote is blatantly wrong? JC are middle school aka. junior high girls (joshi chuugakusei), JD are college girls (joshi daisei), and elementary girls are JS (joshi shougakusei). The only one you got right by sheer coincidence is JK (joshi koukousei).

    At least try to get your facts straight before talking all smart.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:00 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol looks like Artefact fucked with you. JC are Middle highschoolers and JD are college women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JK = Jyoshi Kousei = High school girl
    JD = Jyoshi Daigaku = Uni Girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    J is for Joshi = Girl
    K is for Koukousei = high school
    then JK is high school girl
    What is D, i don`t Know
    but, a C means Chuugakusei = secondary school

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JS = Joshi shougakusei = grade school student
    JC = Joshi chuugakusei = junior high school student
    JK = Joshi koukousei = senior high school student
    JD = Joshi daigakusei = university student

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:23 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As far as Google explained me, JK is their short for high-school girl.
    I'm guessing that JD refers to uni students..?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Middle/high schoolers, I think? I know it's along the lines of schoolgirls but I can't remember the actual words. JK/JD is just the shortened form that has become common.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know this site has a horrible community when someone asks a perfectly valid question, a reasonable response is posted inquiring the same, and the response of the majority is to downvote both posts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:00 07/06/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    If you read enough articles around here, you'll pick the terms up. Maybe the downvotes are a "lurk more" statement?

    And for the record:

    JS (joshishougakusei) = elementary school girl
    JC (joshichuugakusei) = junior high / middle school girl
    JK (joshikousei) = high school girl
    JD (joshidaigakusei) = college / university girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Once again, people and their lack of knowledge, daisei is short for daigakusei . . zzzzzz daigaku = college, yeah?

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    Comment by Dia
    16:34 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't believe you guys didn't know JD...

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    08:59 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Could be "Joushi Kokosei"(highschool girl I think) which might be inaccurate romanji, but JD I have absolutely no idea =_=

    still could be wrong thou :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JD is actually Joshi Daisei... Joshidaisei (college girl(s))

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:06 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It also shows this community has people that don't come on for knowledge on Japanese culture but rather the R-18 content. It might be just me but I think anyone with little Japanese knowledge and a bit of logic can figure out JK and JD = Joushi Koukousei and Daigakusei.

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    Comment by Shaolan-kun
    08:52 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hope I got the Japanese words right:

    JS: Joshi Shōgakusei - Elementary school girl
    JC: Joshi Chūgakusei - Junior high girl
    JK: Joshi Kōkōsei - High school girl

    JD: ...dunno...

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:48 08/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JD: Joshi Daigakusei?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:44 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JK = "Jyoshi Kousei" (literally "female high [school] student")

    dunno about JD

    Comment by Anonymous

    >not sure if stupid or just trolling

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    trololol butthurt downvotes is full effect

    Comment by Anonymous

    thats what i want to know too.
    google doenst offer any usefull information. i guess the J stands for japanese. based on this:
    JC= japanese see
    JD= japanese dream
    JK= japanese k... k....killer? killers not dead... ah yeah .. they are upskirt voyeuring as it seems.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JC= Joshi Chuugakusei = female middle schooler
    JK= Joshi Koukousei = female high schooler
    JD= Joshi Daigakusei = female college student

    there's a play on JK which is Jitaku Keibiin = Home Security which describes a jobless person

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:16 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    No offence, but how the heck can people on a site like this not know?

    joshi chugakusei - junior school girl
    joshi kosei - high school girl
    joshi daigakusei - college girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    How can people be on a site like this and not know basic things like JK - joshi kousei - high school girl?

    JC - joshi chugakusei - junior school girl
    JD - joshi dan[gaku]sei - college girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The J is for Joshi which is girl. The other letters are an indication of age group. JK is Joshi Kousai, which is high school age.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:42 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    JK=high school girl (JoshiKousei)
    JC=middle school girl (JoshiChuusei)
    JS=elementary school girl (JoshiShosei)

    JD=typo, probably

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:58 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As far as I know, JK stands for Joshi Kôkôsei (joshi means girl and kôkôsei means high schooler).
    I thought there was only JS (joshi shôgakusei, elementary school girl) and JC (joshi chûgakusei, middle school girl).
    So I don't know what JD means.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:34 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    To an old fuck like me, it's all JB. haha

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 07/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Googling doesn't really help here, as the only way to really know these initialisms is to lurk around here for a while. From what I understand, JK = joshikousei (high school girls) and JD = joshidaigakusei (college girls).

    Also for reference, JC = joshichuugakusei (middle-school girls) and JS = joshishougakusei (elementary-school girls)






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