KIA: Cops Chase Drunken US Sailor Off Building

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A US sailor has died under perplexing circumstances after trying to smash his way into the home of an elderly man from a 6th floor balcony, falling to his death when police arrived for some reason.

Police were called to the 6th floor Yokosuka city apartment of a 77-year-old unemployed man at 2:35AM after he reported “the man who lives above me is trespassing on my balcony.”

The man, identified as 24-year-old seaman second class Alex Spedia, was a US sailor stationed at Fleet Activities Yokosuka, which abuts directly onto downtown Yokosuka, and apparently enjoyed off-base accommodation, occupying the apartment directly above the man.

When police arrived they discovered he had broken the window of the man’s balcony window, and according to police “fell off the building” just after they arrived. The fall proved fatal.

Police say they found a whiskey bottle and other evidence of intoxication in his apartment, and shrewdly surmise that he may have been drunk. The fall itself was witnessed by another resident on the 3rd floor, who reported it as well.

Between drunken rampages, gang rapes and Yokosuka’s surprisingly open attitude to potential Chinese recruits, the USFJ have been experiencing less than favourable press of late – though there is some curiosity amongst Japanese as to just how this latest accident occurred:

“Why the hell did this American want to get into the man’s apartment from the balcony?”

“What on earth was he up to?”

“Now just why would a drunken US sailor want to get into your apartment?”

“He may have fallen onto the balcony on the floor below whilst drunk and tried to get back home via this guy’s apartment, but he wouldn’t let him in. Then he broke his window to get in, but the cops arrived and he got scared and fell off. It sounds like there might have been a problem in how the cops handled it…”

“Please, if you’re a soldier, don’t die falling off someone’s balcony.”

“It’s pretty sick getting lectured about comfort women by people from a country like this.”

“Aren’t these soldiers normally out raping people all day?”

“God, he was going to rape this poor old man!”

“Related: Stars and Stripes reported 2 US soldiers at Sasebo are under investigation for raping a woman a few weeks ago.”

“They’ll probably have to ban US forces in Japan from drinking as well now…”

“Who is going to pay for this guy’s window? Not the US military I suppose?”

“Surprisingly little reporting on this incident from the press, I wonder why?”

“So he got drunk and just decided to go climbing on his building.”

“I’d be pretty scared if some foreigner appeared on my balcony breaking my window and trying to get in.”

“It’s pretty unexpected that he fell off a balcony like that. Sure the old guy didn’t give a little kick?”

“If he lived above the old guy probably knew of him at least. Can’t help but think some neighbourly grudge was in play, and he got drunk and decided to get the old man? But then it went wrong and the cops showed and he tried to get away but…”

“He went to break into the place below looking for someone to rape but the old guy called the cops on him, and then he fell off. The end. Life is sweet!”

“US soldiers make really aggressive drunks for some reason, don’t they?”

“They seem to keep breaking into people’s houses as well.”

“US soldiers are total scum aren’t they? Raping people and breaking into houses, why don’t you fuck off and do it in the filthy slums of your own country?”

“It used to be that you’d get a lot of people rushing to defend US soldiers when they did this stuff, not so much any more. People saying it was the fault of the women, that sort of thing. I guess even they reached their breaking point.”

“Was he not engaged in an urban combat exercise?”

“What is it with US soldiers and balconies?”

“Come on guys. Instead of moaning about him being drunk and bothering an old man, show some sympathy for this poor foreigner who died in a faraway land like this.”

“Sure. He was only 24 too, sad.”

“I’m from Yokosuka. There used to be a big red light district there, with bars which wouldn’t serve Japanese where they could get a woman any time. When they abandoned $1:¥360 exchange rates, they became relatively poor, and when I think of this guy drinking away in his room like that, and then falling drunk to his death, it’s so sad.”

“It was their decision, so I can’t help but think it is their responsibility.”

“Soldiers should die on the battlefield.”

“The curtains draws on 24 years of life for this trash.”

“Come on. I think he was going to do this old guy over, why else be so scared that he fell off the building when the cops showed up and he tried to run? You guys would not be saying the same stuff if this was a Korean.”

“He knew Japanese have no guns, so he thought it would be easy!”

“Just be thankful the guy didn’t blow him away. That’s all that would have happened in the states.”

“I don’t see why they have to let these guys off their bases in the first place. They already have their own bars and shops in there.”

“Keep them on their bases. And especially, don’t let them live off-base in private residences!”

“If he’d only had access to prostitutes he might have been able to relieve his stress some other way and this never would have happened…”

“Another sacrifice which could have been averted had the US forces just allowed their men prostitutes!”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    20:24 26/05/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Someone remind me. Why american soldiers are still stationed in Japan in the first place?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:28 26/05/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    One of my neighbors is stationed in Japan because he's a Nuclear Engineer. What better place to learn about what NOT to do, than in japan?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:48 28/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Chernobyl?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 26/05/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    US is using Japan as a proxy base for controlling S. E. Asia and to keep China/Korea/Russia in check.

    It has strategic value.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:20 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    'Controlling'

    That's what china's trying to do. Nice try deflecting it to US as always. Bitching about US is the very sign of lack of substance.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:45 30/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyone sucks.

    Comment by Anonymous

    What control? What "strategic value?" China's route is economic domination. They don't have to conquer you, they own you now...

    Last year China's GDP, military spending, and living standard grow by the same 8%. While America digs itself into the ground with record military spending on borrowed money, as the economy stagnated and living standard declined. Have we forgotten why the Soviet Union collapsed?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:50 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    In case you didn't know the reason why China's "GDP" grew is because it bases its GDP on construction and not on property sales, in order to prop that number up, they are building massive abandoned cities all over the country. Do yourself a favor and look it up. There was a special on Vice a couple of weeks ago and it is scary. When the US Housing bubble collapsed, construction accounted for 16% of the country's GDP, it's currently at 50% in china. Its only a matter of time before China experiences an even worse economic collapse than the United States experienced.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You talk as if the Government is building these things, I mean reality check: private investors, ring a bell?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:18 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    14:50

    They don't know or can't follow any other tune then that which best qualifies them as a prestige whores.

    Think of either Russia or US. Did either of them give a flying fuck about what their 'prestige' is on the world stage?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:45 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It really baffles me that they're wasting resources and freaking land (in a country where the population is bursting at the seams) to build abandoned cities just to raise some numbers instead of properly making some decent housing/towns and support their own people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:55 27/05/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    It's basically a good thing that the US is physically present there in force. Japan wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of fending off a Chinese onslaught. Say good bye to your saucy (and especially propaganda-free) anime, manga and eroge if that happens. But US presence there is in serious need of restructuring and improved handling, especially complete and strictly enforced isolation from the civil population is long overdue.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are retarded if you think US is in Japan to "protect Japan", it's there to protect the US of A.

    America never does anything in other people's interest, only it's own. No wonder Americans around the world are all cocky as shit cuz we think we are the saviors to everybody, when in reality we are just taking advantage of people while claiming to be the hero at the same time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 28/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What if I told you that the US military likes anime?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Dumb cunt with self-hate issues. Or maybe daddy issues?

    No one is saying they will 'protect' anyone. All nations are motivated by self-interest. If you want to bitch about attitude talk to nations starting shit around a fuckin rock pile of islands and having an international pissing contest. US maintains the longest demilitarized land border on Earth.

    No one in American seriously believes they are out to be 'heroes'. Only bitches like you with no other excuses constantly moan about what you think America is doing. Facts speak otherwise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:41 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Where did I say they're there to "protect Japan" you retarded dumbfuck? I only said it's a good thing. China won't dare to invade as long as the bases are there and a strategic priority to the US. I couldn't care less what their strategic objectives are as long as they keep the communist party out of my animu producing Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    09:26 Actually the us military has always resided within foreign countries to protect our VESTED INTERESTS, by assuring American funded companies are provided protection in the event of an invading force.

    And a lot of that early vested interest came in the form of cheap manufacturing. I know it may be hard for you children to imagine, but at one point Japan was America's Chinese labor force.

    Anyway, if you really wanted to blame anyone for America's military presence abroad, I'd say Cuba is to blame. There were a lot of upstarts interested in Cuba and invested in Havana, who got shafted after Castro took control and everyone watching paid close attention to their mistake.

    They placed money & pressure on their rich political buddies to assure the same thing did not happen to them. Especially the Jews that went drilling for oil in the middle east. Which is why Saudi Arabia got bases and America became hated by fundamental extremist groups. /Jews being Jews

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 28/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As long as military organizations exist, there will be conflicts. Not having a military in your country = invitation for armed countries to invade you... having a SDF is the best option. You can defend yourself, but are not meant to attack others or go into action.

    Stationed troops from other countries? Well, not really needed in Japan's case. Sure, China + Korea are "enemies" and the air can get pretty heavy... but I doubt that Japan would be invaded or attacked by them. South Korea already has enough on hands with North Korea and China tries their best to be recognized by the Western Nations and lose their negative communist image. Attacking peaceful little Japan would get them lots of enemies.
    As long as the fuckheads in Japan don't talk shit about their neighbors or "friends", there won't be conflict (fuckheads = those who talk about American soldiers "using" Japanese whores; those stupid islands; war crimes not being crimes... etc. those retarded politicians you can read about on this site)

    Comment by Anonymous

    I am sorry to inform you that we have planes that can make the trip drop some bombs and be back in under 2 hrs. So no.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    These soldiers can't protect a thing. It's human shield, just like the base in South Korea within artillery range of the North. If there's a war with China, that base would be a smoking crater before they wake up from their bunks.

    Not that there will be any war. China is interested in economic domination. The earlier Japan wake up and build their own economy back up, the better off they will be.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's not the US presence that is in need of restructuring, but the japanese attitude and mouth that is in need of "restructuring". Anyone with an ounce of common sense knows this.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Good goyim boy, keep repeating neocon propaganda as if you know jack shit about foreign policy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:44 30/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, I have seen plenty of Americans who do believe they are saving the world, so there are definitely some out there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 27/05/2013 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    LOL dumbass yellow monkeys

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    Comment by starsplash
    10:22 27/05/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Because one of the conditions after WW2 is that Japan must demilitarize in exchange for American protection.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:11 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Basically. NK and China (tyrannical countries) hate SK and Japan (prosperous and free) and vice versa. If US military announced tomorrow that they would be leaving SK and Japan, NK and China would throw a party - "Yeah let's fuck up SK and Japan!!" SK has a decent military on their own, but even they might not hold out long enough, and Japan would just be smashed. I'm not saying US has military bases in countries solely to protect them, I'm sure there is some degree of self-interest involved. But the presence is necessary. US military is the strongest in the world, hands down. Not thumping my chest or anything, I'm not even American, but yeah that's basically what it is.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    17:56 02/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty sure most Japanese people would ask the US not to leave them, knowing full well what would happen if we just packed up and left.

    Or atleast I would hope they would, common sense in Japan being what it is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 28/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Neither the Japanese government or the US government want to get rid of the military bases.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    19:06 30/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    because of China

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:34 04/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    So China doesn't get any funny ideas

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    Comment by cpc65
    20:57 26/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    China, Both Koreas and all the other countries who still hate you for some unknown reason dating back several decades or so.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:39 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    US has bases in Korea, too, fyi.
    Similar behavior.

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    Comment by Anonymous

    Because Japan is too pussy to defend itself from foreign aggressors.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:22 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why down vote the obvious facts? If, despite the extremely strict immigration policy japan is still having problems with 'minorities', and also that japanese are being fucked by korean and chinese criminals and how japanese police can't do shit against them, then this statement is 100% true. Unlike other countries where police go toe-to-toe with hardened criminals on a daily basis, apparently japanese cops can't do anything unless yakuza gives the go ahead, and that same yakuza is filled with koreans.

    Comment by Taylor
    20:36 26/05/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Because of pearl harbor and we Americans never forgive or forget moddafukka we're gona be all over Japan like chikans on trains till the end of time this is MURICA!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:56 26/05/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    We are living in Amurrika, Kokakola, Wundarbra!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:51 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The gay drivel-meister is at it again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:23 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    03:40, 08:51, and 20:56 Dumbasses all got trolled like fuck. How broken can your sarcasm meter be?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:35 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It doesn't look to me like two of those anons were even agreeing/disagreeing with him at all. The downvotes were deserved, sarcasm or not, and Taylor welcomes them anyways.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    18:00 02/06/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I laughed my ass off at his post. hehe

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    Comment by fxc2
    20:17 26/05/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    In Japan a 77-year-old isn't retired. He is unemployed.

    Comment by Zettai no Majo
    00:52 27/05/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    In Japan you retire when you die.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:47 30/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like Asstralia.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:44 26/05/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    No surprise there. Sankaku reports 16-year-olds as unemployed too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:40 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell im 20 and never been employed in my life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:25 28/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow even more proof that this last election cycle has completely fucked the chances of real political discussion happening.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:15 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    how is that democrat? i am and i have 2 jobs. about to get a 3rd. he is more likely son of rich republican failing his way through college

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:35 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ democrat ^

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:56 26/05/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    rofl. good catch. I bet many have read the post and didn`t notice this irony. the sad thing it is true, cuz in Japan you can`t retire and live with the money this shit government pays you. it is not even possible to pay your rent with it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:55 27/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    The government doesn't pay you anything, you sacrifice a proportion of your wage/salary and then when you 'retire' the government pays you back.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 29/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    In SanCom's mind, anyone age 0-100 should be "employed" or "unemployed"

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 26/05/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    “He knew Japanese have no guns, so he thought it would be easy!”

    LOL right because all the crimes that happen in the states are against homes and people without firearms. Dumb jap bitch.

    “It’s pretty sick getting lectured about comfort women by people from a country like this.”

    Is this bitch really moaning about and comparing comfort women issue with one drunk sailor? If this is how japanese talk and behave, it's no wonder they get treated like a bitch by rest of the world.

    In a true japanese tradition, I would like to empathetically state that this is all the fault of japanese 'victims' who were 'asking for it' because they were acting 'japanese'.








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