A man has been arrested after admitting he punctured the tires of “about 1000″ women so that he could offer to help change them and thereby hopefully arrange casual sexual encounters.
The 25-year-old Nagoya salaryman frequented various supermarket car parks throughout Aichi prefecture from April of 2011 to December of 2012, all in the hopes of picking up girls.
However, rather than just attempt to to talk to them and thus risk immediate arrest, he instead hatched upon the scheme of first ingratiating himself by helping them change their tires after they sustained unfortunate punctures, after which the grateful ladies happily surrendered their contact details and the prospect of future encounters.
Unfortunately, it also transpired that he was the cause of the punctures, having deliberately holed their tires with screwdrivers and compasses, a tactic he was charged with repeating on 5 occasions.
His Samaritan snare was only uncovered when one of the women he helped commented on his good deed to a friend – who has also had the exact same encounter herself. She became suspicious, thinking “this may have been on purpose…”, and sought advice from police.
Police extracted their customary confession, and in addition to him admitting to repeating the trick on 5 occasions and pleading guilty to a to a variety of assault-related charges, he also conceded that “I think I did the same thing like 1000 times,” suggesting not only that he was behind the destruction of an awful lot of tires, but also that he likely had more than a little success at bedding his grateful victims.
His unique modus operandi has understandably been the subject of much curiosity amongst the new compass owners of 2ch, not least since it was apparently worth repeating 1000 times:
“Seriously!? Let me just go buy a compass!”
“This is genius. I never realised you could pull this off…”
“What an amazing nuisance this guy is.”
“Not bicycles but cars? What an ass.”
“Rather than him being clever I really just feel this is incredibly pitiful.”
“Now all men are going to suspected of deliberately doing this stuff so they can offer to ‘help.’”
“I’m interested in what his success rate was.”
“Seems risky and an awful lot of work. And if it did work a lot, what a bunch of loose idiots those women were.”
“If he really did it 1000 times a lot of his victims must have known each other.”
“How much effort did this guy put into getting to know girls…”
“And to think I have just been sat here waiting for one to come out of my monitor.”
“Will women really go with you if you just change their tires?”
“It’s novel at any rate.”
“The issue is how many of these victims he had sex with – for him to do it 1000 times, it could be a lot…”
“What a punc.”
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puncture a tire with a compass? either japanese tires are weak shit or their compass' needles are ridiculously strong.
I was thinking the same thing.
Well aren't I a big silly Pantsu (yet again)
i do believe they are talking about THIS kind of compass
http://cloudfront.zorotools.com/product/full/10F269_AS01.JPG
shh, it's funnier if you don't explain it to them
Could of been this one http://www.puzzlepuzzles.com/imatjes/rooster-shaped-weather-va_51642c63a6105-p.jpg
That's not a compass it's a weather vane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_vane
the Compass is a lot stronger in Japan, it seems. XD
The side wall of a tyre is really easy to puncture, you could do it with a thumbtack if you wanted.
It's a geometric compass, not the navigational aid. It has a pointed, steel tip several inches long.
"It has a pointed, steel tip several inches long."
Sounds like that compass would have made a good substitute for our willy culprit's dick too.
Umm I figured that.
you figured that, yet you still questioned it. Dumbass
You obviously have no fucking clue how thick car tires are anon.
The car tire companies won't be happy to hear about his arrest.
I bet he fucked 85% of those whores too lol
"pleading guilty to a to a variety of assault-related charges"
How the hell does this constitute assault?
This is Japan we're talking about here, which is why he had to defraud those women in order to get so much as the time of day from them.
The direct approach would have gotten him arrested much sooner, and with a 100% chance of arrest; his cunning plan only failed because two of the women he tricked knew each other, and he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling chicks.
Scooby Doobie-Doo!
did the tires file charges?
Driver's Side Tire: "I was just standing in the parking lot, minding my own business & holding up my end of the car, when all of a sudden I felt something enter me..."
Damn the prosecutor of the case is a complete dumb ass what he did is vandalism not assault.
It's assault since the consenting women changed their minds after the act(err I mean fact) and pressed sexual assault charges against a slimy guy.
Fraud I could see, but assault is women not taking responsibility for being whores and blaming the man for the unpleasant reminder. I sure hope it was protected sex.
If you damage a car with someone in it it can be called assault, at least in the US it can.
Wouldn't his act fall down right away if he punctured the tires with someone in the car?
Didn't you know women can claim rape, after willingly giving it out? 3DPD; can't kill them, can't reason with them.
That and you get put away for rape for far longer than if you just killed them afterwards. Dead men tell no tales and dead women spread no legs.
It's just sad that you can't do anything right in this world without someone getting on your case about it. And then this schmuck (in the article) comes along and makes it worse... *sigh*
Photo of the guy offering to help these women
http://tinyurl.com/c9qyn62
Simply killing two birds with one stone
That's funny!
Do you know... the Michelin Man?
Michelin Man?
Michelin Man!
Yes I know him, he lives on Tiretread Lane.
he did what? that's genius!
Well hes got determination
Geniuses don't go to jail.
They do. Cause they are human too.
After this, Japanese police will arrest a man who help woman changing her car tires, suspected "deliberate puncture"
Someone call a Mangaka and get the whole story.
the length this dude went to, just to get their details, and the bitches didn't appreciate it. What is the world coming to?
some kind of sin city bull shit....
Didn't read, save picture instead.
this guy is a genius, albeit a bit odd, but what geniuses aren't. he sets up the oh so famous hero encounter - an encounter not many have the privilege of having. instead of diving in front of a bus and saving a girl, he does it the modern way. genius. and he has enough game to follow up on it and get laid. this guy is my hero.
"Miss, you seem to have a puncture. Just give me 5 minutes, I'll stick my pump in it and you'll be good to go."
Like that ?
What if he would meet a girl with hammer with self inflating tiers ?
trying to tap her dirty ass without getting dirty.
honestly.
luke: but not my fathers one.
some idiotic orange baka from gintama:
and not the front from the other father.
At first I thought this was going to be about blowup dutch wives. :)
With 365 days in a year and him only pulling this stunt for a year and a half, I'd say he grossly overestimated that number.
Brilliant!
Doujins when?
My list has grown shorter and simpler within the past year or two:
1. Hiraku Kaneko
whoops, wrong tab ehehehehehe....
I came to this article just for the picture.