A man has been arrested after admitting he punctured the tires of “about 1000” women so that he could offer to help change them and thereby hopefully arrange casual sexual encounters.
The 25-year-old Nagoya salaryman frequented various supermarket car parks throughout Aichi prefecture from April of 2011 to December of 2012, all in the hopes of picking up girls.
However, rather than just attempt to to talk to them and thus risk immediate arrest, he instead hatched upon the scheme of first ingratiating himself by helping them change their tires after they sustained unfortunate punctures, after which the grateful ladies happily surrendered their contact details and the prospect of future encounters.
Unfortunately, it also transpired that he was the cause of the punctures, having deliberately holed their tires with screwdrivers and compasses, a tactic he was charged with repeating on 5 occasions.
His Samaritan snare was only uncovered when one of the women he helped commented on his good deed to a friend – who has also had the exact same encounter herself. She became suspicious, thinking “this may have been on purpose…”, and sought advice from police.
Police extracted their customary confession, and in addition to him admitting to repeating the trick on 5 occasions and pleading guilty to a to a variety of assault-related charges, he also conceded that “I think I did the same thing like 1000 times,” suggesting not only that he was behind the destruction of an awful lot of tires, but also that he likely had more than a little success at bedding his grateful victims.
His unique modus operandi has understandably been the subject of much curiosity amongst the new compass owners of 2ch, not least since it was apparently worth repeating 1000 times:
“Seriously!? Let me just go buy a compass!”
“This is genius. I never realised you could pull this off…”
“What an amazing nuisance this guy is.”
“Not bicycles but cars? What an ass.”
“Rather than him being clever I really just feel this is incredibly pitiful.”
“Now all men are going to suspected of deliberately doing this stuff so they can offer to ‘help.'”
“I’m interested in what his success rate was.”
“Seems risky and an awful lot of work. And if it did work a lot, what a bunch of loose idiots those women were.”
“If he really did it 1000 times a lot of his victims must have known each other.”
“How much effort did this guy put into getting to know girls…”
“And to think I have just been sat here waiting for one to come out of my monitor.”
“Will women really go with you if you just change their tires?”
“It’s novel at any rate.”
“The issue is how many of these victims he had sex with – for him to do it 1000 times, it could be a lot…”
“What a punc.”
How did the artist for this picture manage to have a woman take a dam tire off with a open wrench? I mean the artist has to been a guy but he has no idea how to change a tire, might aswell given a her a dildo for removing that dam tire.
My list has grown shorter and simpler within the past year or two:
1. Hiraku Kaneko
whoops, wrong tab ehehehehehe….
I came to this article just for the picture.
The power of women gossip. Scary.
Otaku need to take a lesson from this guy, lol.
Brilliant!
Doujins when?
A guy would have to do a lot more than change a
tyre for me before I’d give him my number and sleep with him. Too many nutters out there (Case in point). Not to mention the lady is still stuck replacing
the tyre he ruined and they’re not exactly cheap and insurance won’t cover it (at least mine doesn’t).
prolly mostly married ones 😛
this guy is a genius, albeit a bit odd, but what geniuses aren’t. he sets up the oh so famous hero encounter – an encounter not many have the privilege of having. instead of diving in front of a bus and saving a girl, he does it the modern way. genius. and he has enough game to follow up on it and get laid. this guy is my hero.
With 365 days in a year and him only pulling this stunt for a year and a half, I’d say he grossly overestimated that number.
“Miss, you seem to have a puncture. Just give me 5 minutes, I’ll stick my pump in it and you’ll be good to go.”
Like that ?
At first I thought this was going to be about blowup dutch wives. 🙂
What if he would meet a girl with hammer with self inflating tiers ?
trying to tap her dirty ass without getting dirty.
honestly.
luke: but not my fathers one.
some idiotic orange baka from gintama:
and not the front from the other father.
Someone call a Mangaka and get the whole story.
a samaritian snare…. what an interesting word.
“However, rather than just attempt to to talk to them and thus risk immediate arrest…”
Is this sarcasm? Why would he be arrested for talking to women? Is it forbidden to talk to women you’re not acquainted with?
You’re new to this site, aren’t you…
They’ll scream sexual harassment.
Depends on how you approach them. If you go up to them casually, make some small talk and go from there, you should be fine. If you go up to them with a creepy-ass face (which what I’d assume a lot of people on this board would do), and start talking to them about what you’re planning on doing with them in bed, yeah, I’d say that would be sexual harassment and you deserve to have the cops called on you.
Didn’t read, save picture instead.
“However, rather than just attempt to to talk to them and thus risk immediate arrest”
No wonder he had to go that far, he can’t just go and talk to them after all…
After this, Japanese police will arrest a man who help woman changing her car tires, suspected “deliberate puncture”
Good one, sounds like a porn scenario. It’s funny how the article puts on a tone like the guy was guilty of banging women, not puncturing tires. So sex is illegal in Japan now?
how do i dropp chun – li spinnin kick charges? they are from my friend.. but someone else put them on me 🙁
What will they think of next?
THERE IS NO WAY SOMEONE ON 2CH ACTUALLY MADE THAT “WHAT A PUNC” PUN.
There’s less illegal ways to get some. But A for effort.
So, in a way, he did more or less 2000 punctures.
Ah, the DENNIS system.
The car tire companies won’t be happy to hear about his arrest.
I bet he fucked 85% of those whores too lol
If i were japanese I’d invest in tires by now.
For him doing so many times the success wasn’t that great!
On the plus side he’s gotta be a pro at changing tires by now.
Rehabilitation could involve getting a job on a racing team as a tire changer.
why do i have to think about southpark when i read this….
At least he tried! Some success is better than no success.
Artefact, you really have a great sense of humor. I could not stop laughing about that compass comment
Photo of the guy offering to help these women
http://tinyurl.com/c9qyn62
Simply killing two birds with one stone
Do you know… the Michelin Man?
Michelin Man?
Michelin Man!
Yes I know him, he lives on Tiretread Lane.
That’s funny!
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
The more I read these stories the more it seems like the Japanese willingly tell the police the truth. It’s not hard to deny an accusation. Just because they bring you in doesn’t mean they have proof.
It’s kinda a kangaroo court system there.
I heard they can hold you for up to 21 days without any trial even for a piddling charge.
Look up the guy accused of being the internet man fooling the police. There are links that point out you are correct. 21 days without charge after extension granted by court.
The Japanese is a stricter system. A freely given confession guarantees leniency. It also saves the tax payers a bit, too.
Except there’s no guarantee it’s not extracted confession. ie. Here sign this blank paper just large enough for us to type in the confession. The article about the internet guy fooling police has some informative links.
Even the times he was unsuccessful, that’s a much cheaper date than dinner and drinks…
puncture a tire with a compass? either japanese tires are weak shit or their compass’ needles are ridiculously strong.
the Compass is a lot stronger in Japan, it seems. XD
The side wall of a tyre is really easy to puncture, you could do it with a thumbtack if you wanted.
i do believe they are talking about THIS kind of compass
http://cloudfront.zorotools.com/product/full/10F269_AS01.JPG
shh, it’s funnier if you don’t explain it to them
That’s not a compass it’s a weather vane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_vane
Could of been this one http://www.puzzlepuzzles.com/imatjes/rooster-shaped-weather-va_51642c63a6105-p.jpg
It’s a geometric compass, not the navigational aid. It has a pointed, steel tip several inches long.
“It has a pointed, steel tip several inches long.”
Sounds like that compass would have made a good substitute for our willy culprit’s dick too.
Umm I figured that.
You obviously have no fucking clue how thick car tires are anon.
you figured that, yet you still questioned it. Dumbass
I was thinking the same thing.
Well aren’t I a big silly Pantsu (yet again)
he did what? that’s genius!
Well hes got determination
Geniuses don’t go to jail.
They do. Cause they are human too.
the length this dude went to, just to get their details, and the bitches didn’t appreciate it. What is the world coming to?
some kind of sin city bull shit….
What’s the sense in cars, bicycle’s are where the JK’s are at.
But you’d get arrested for talking to JK/JC/JS before even changing the tire.
A bicyclist with a flat will push the bike to their destination and worry about the flat later.
Easier than pretending to be rich or injecting fat into your shoulders.
Since women are clearly not interested in settling for ordinary men, they’ll have to learn the joy of 2D. KyoAni’s little promo suggests a market is already emerging.
You can’t fuck 2D. Haven’t you figured that out yet?
in my dreams i fucked many 2d girls
I figured out a long time ago that I couldn’t fuck 3D either, so what’s the difference?
You poor soul.
What are you talking about I’ve been doing it for years. Don’t you use your imagination?
You can’t fuck 2D YET
usb onahole says differently
Onahole-tan
Inject fat in your shoulders WTF.
Know that crudely drawn man who’s shoulder and chest look like that of a female’s ass? Yeah.
How the heck is this considered as “assault” ?
Sure, it may be a little bad but that cannot be considered to a degree where he will be arrested.
“pleading guilty to a to a variety of assault-related charges”
How the hell does this constitute assault?
Didn’t you know women can claim rape, after willingly giving it out? 3DPD; can’t kill them, can’t reason with them.
That and you get put away for rape for far longer than if you just killed them afterwards. Dead men tell no tales and dead women spread no legs.
It’s just sad that you can’t do anything right in this world without someone getting on your case about it. And then this schmuck (in the article) comes along and makes it worse… *sigh*
This is Japan we’re talking about here, which is why he had to defraud those women in order to get so much as the time of day from them.
The direct approach would have gotten him arrested much sooner, and with a 100% chance of arrest; his cunning plan only failed because two of the women he tricked knew each other, and he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling chicks.
Scooby Doobie-Doo!
Damn the prosecutor of the case is a complete dumb ass what he did is vandalism not assault.
If you damage a car with someone in it it can be called assault, at least in the US it can.
Wouldn’t his act fall down right away if he punctured the tires with someone in the car?
It’s assault since the consenting women changed their minds after the act(err I mean fact) and pressed sexual assault charges against a slimy guy.
Fraud I could see, but assault is women not taking responsibility for being whores and blaming the man for the unpleasant reminder. I sure hope it was protected sex.
did the tires file charges?
Driver’s Side Tire: “I was just standing in the parking lot, minding my own business & holding up my end of the car, when all of a sudden I felt something enter me…”
This guy should puncture those women asses instead lol
This man is a mennace and deserves to be locked up for years. this is serial tire murder, and crimes against tires, and tire kind can go on NO LONGER!!! I’LL SEE HIM HANGED FOR HIS CRIMES. TIRES HAVE RIGHTS TOO!!!
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I suspect that his success rate was zero. A woman would not go to bed with a guy for changing her tire, unless she found him attractive. And, if that was the case, he wouldn’t need the punctured tire ploy in the first place. As for “assault-related charges”, that means he tried to touch them in an inappropriate way and was re-buffed. Still think he wasn’t a loser?