Class Envy, Japanese Style
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 16, 2013 14:24 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Dating, Internet, Osaka, Relationships, Schoolboys, Schoolgirls
A recent middle school class photo circulating on Twitter has been causing a stir in Japan – though whether their faux outrage is due to concerns about their precocious antics or sheer envy is another matter…
Online there is plenty of “concern” about all this:
“Arrrgh!”
“This is unforgivable!”
“Die!”
“They didn’t leave anyone out!”
“Except the one taking the photo…”
“What the… there was nothing like this when I was at school!”
“I feel like killing someone…”
“They are obviously drinking and smoking! Too precocious by half.”
“What, you don’t even see this in anime!”
“Why is the world intent on tormenting me with stuff like this!”
“Hang in there and make sure this isn’t the peak of your lives, kids.”
“Come on, I bet they just took pics of a bunch of couples in the same year.”
“Where is the PE teacher? In my school he threw the kids who didn’t obey school rules out of the graduation ceremony!”
“Why won’t the tears stop…”
“Seeing this really did me a lot more damage than I thought it would.”
“This picture really just dumped a ton of oil on the flames of your envy, didn’t it guys?”
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Class picture? I bet they weren't all in the same class and they just got together for a picture. I refuse to believe there's a class of only 16 kids with a perfect ratio of male to female in Japan of all places.
I want to know what route these guys use to achieve this ending...
It's the route where they freely exchange partners
The STD route?
A route called "interacting with the opposite sex, having (some) confidence and self esteem".
not u
Theu used money. And it was a super-effective move(bait).
And therein lies your problem.
Why, the tentacle route of course >.>
The route to and from the redlight district.
The "No Tentacle" route
I've never played a VN with an ending like this...one of those 'everyone's happy' ends? Or the scene right before a huge orgy.
Coincidentally, my middle school class had 8 girls and 8 boys. We at best had two couples at a time, though, and i can't imagine having everyone conveniently coupled like that. I can't exclude it could happen in asia, however. They do seem like they enter their permanent heat season at an early age, especially nowadays.
right there in the middle of the pic is the odd pair of the picture, they are 2 girls.
I'm 95% confident that they just posed for the pic for fun.
Third couple in the top row? No. I thought so too at first but it looks like the girl on the right is just holding something up that blends in with the boy's hair and makes it seem like a girl's hair style.
Indeed. In Japan the classes are usually 30+ and even most of the Aomori and Hokkaido hillbillies commute to larger schools with at least 20 students or so per class. This is a 'school couples' picture' or some crazy such shit.
Epic quotes: “Why is the world intent on tormenting me with stuff like this!” and “Why won’t the tears stop…”
I sense jealousy.
I feel envy... i feel it >_<
I feel boner. Only.
It's probably coming from me (╥_╥)
But I'm happy for them too.
Happiness....seems to be loneliness...
And loneliness killed my mothee-er
Ew an Americunt who thinks he's powerful.
Also send one to DC it needs a good flushing too.
Slow 'news' day even for sankaku.
Can that damned peninsula and east asia blow up already in nuclear massacre? World needs a good source of entertainment and middle east is getting old.
If NK launches a nuke, I hope they chuck one on LA. They can clean our toilet for us and we will clean them off the face of the earth.
You mean you have tears in your eyes but you're happy as you stroke your penis?
Sounds like NTR. lol
Sense? I am drowning in it
I sense it
Haha that's right, enjoy kissing your pillow or licking your tv screen people.
“Except the one taking the photo…”
Let me introduce you to the camera timer shot~ now no one really left behind!
How lovely. Although at first I thought they were all lesbians. Too bad, but it's still cute.
I thought this too
"Come on, I bet they just took pics of a bunch of couples in the same year." I kind of agree with him , or even if they are couples in the same class but middle school , hmm , that's a lil interesting . We didn't do such things in middle school , These kids are a lil over the edge
Hoped one of the pairs would be two girls, but alas.
Second pair from the right.
2 Girls/
Not really. But she holds a giant black dildo.
What makes you think the girls over there haven't thought of using those diploma case in that fashion? The only authority you need to confirm it with is Table-kun.
Those are the graduation certificates. They're kept and handed to you in black cylindrical containers if you didn't know.
No fucks given. honestly.
16 students don't necessary make the whole class...
An average class usually have 30+ students. (as long as it's not in some forgotten village in the middle of nowhere)
If you think it that way it's not that bad.
It looks like every student in a relationship decided to take a picture together.
You know, this should actually be a normal case. Instead of one of the guy getting all the girls like a protagonist
Needs a follow-up photo of the same group reunited 10 years from now.
Wrong. Ten years PRIOR to now xxxxx
why?
Kissing 6-year-olds?
Pedo police would love arresting the people who collect those pics.
guy in top left is using hover hands technique. Classic virgin manoeuvre.
Good eye it seems half of them are doing something similar.
Fake, that is too small a class to be a real one in Japan.
Also too they're too socially functional.
Intercourseption
These kids are national heroes! They're here to put a stop to Japan's falling birthrates!