China Menaced by Exploding Condoms
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Mar 10, 2013 18:24 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, China, Contraception, Jiangsu, Made in China, Vending Machines
The latest object to menace China with an unexpected propensity to explode is the humble automatic condom dispensary.
Chinese media reports that a Jiangsu province condom vending machine installed outside a public lavatory suddenly exploded violently, sending fragments of metal and condoms flying.
A car’s windscreen was smashed by the shrapnel, but fortunately nobody was injured. The vending machine was completely destroyed.
The machine was operated by the local government, and their technical specialists have reassuringly explained that “there is no way a vending machine can explode.”
They are reassuring the condom buying public that this is the first time one of their 60 machines has exploded.
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Helping men explode in very different ways.
Condoms. Made in China.
Handle with care. Use at risk of your own penis.
Last incidence of exploding condom vending machine turned out to be a bomb. I wouldn't be surprised if some anti-contraceptive religious nut is behind it.
http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-26480197_ITM
25 October 2002 ??
If you have a Chinese citizenship it's technically illegal for you to have a religion or attend a religious session in China... unless you're a foreigner then it's okay. It's possible for the government to shut down your church if you bring one Chinese into one of your session. (someone would have to report it of-course) If it was for religious reasons, why would a foreigner do it in China of all places?
You must be retarded... with the sheer sizes of the churches in the populated cities.
But they make tons of "Christian" goods for the USA market at least.
My fav is the "Bible tote bag" that proudly proclaims "This book is ILLEGAL in .... countries, .... hostile areas" whatever. But of course made in China... Of all the groups that'd stay "Made in the USA" you'd think the "Good Christians" would be first, but sadly they care more about screaming over "Obamacare".
Like Marx said; "Da Rast Kapitarist shar shell us da lope with which we shar hang him!"
you people have terrible grasps of theology, politics, and history it scares me
Blatantly false. "Religion" is not illegal in China, just ban some of the bigger political authorities that they think threaten their power. The Catholic Church and Dali Lama's congregation are the two most notable ones. They put up their government backed "replacement" for both, "Catholic Church of China" etc.
Many small Evangelical sects operate freely in China, pushing their crap to the uneducated masses.
lolololololololololol
Zura, this really sounds like a line from Gintama.
Not Zura. Katsura.
the cellphone episode? lol
You only had to read one sentence in the article to find out the item concerned is the vending machine as opposed to the condom itself. But one sentence is too much to read.
Think my Number 1 is to important to rely on these condoms :)
LOL I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!
it's the vending that exploded dude. Learn how to read just recently?
Some of us know fully well how to read, and the Chinese government officials clearly stated it was impossible for a vending machine to explode. This translates to, "it was the condoms that exploded. Enough of them exploded at once, to create enough force to shred the metal making up the vending machine. Therefore, the vending machines themselves have never exploded, only the condoms"
Someoone doesn't seem to know what a joke is. learn how to caught on.
The Government's evil keikaku on population control. Next time, they're gonna make sure people are around the vending machine before it explodes or make the condoms explode when the guys put it on >.>
Population explosion!?
"Miss xi tells us that though tragic, Mr. Chang was a hell of a bang"
That's what you get for going out with 3d women!!!
The only thing that's supposed to explode in a condom is me!
>there is no way a vending machine can explode
And yet China managed it.
China's on an a totally nother level
"They are reassuring the condom buying public that this is the first time one of their 60 machines has exploded." replacing first by last would be more reassuring
and people wonder why China doesn't like Catholic missionaries...
again, nothing can beat china's quality :)
http://lolorwtf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/warning-made-in-china.jpg
Dude, why does everything in China explode? What the hell is going on with their country?
YES! Let's make all their dicks explode so that they can't reproduce anymore.
Need Cum Explosion tag
First but not the last..
I can't really see how a common vending machine can explode. Sounds like sabotage.
What?! Why?! Why do so many things explode in China!? Do they produce products with explosive materials?? What's going on???
The only device that came close to exploding while I lived there was a circuit breaker that had an astringent, burning smell from the plastic that melted from the inside overheating...... *sigh* and I guess... my friend's apartment almost burnt down because an outlet decided that, instead of providing electricity, it would be fun to burn the building down. He threw loads of salt on the fire and it was over. Which is a plus because if he hadn't put out the fire the building would've probably burnt down with me in it (living on the other side). That building was the most poorly made building I've lived in yet.
In other news - Go China!!!! For constantly making me wonder how I ever lived 1 1/2yrs while everything around me rapidly crumbled and burnt down around me.
Behold the power of china, wait until your government use condom vending machines that made in china, you will be no more.
"my population can't be this explosive"
this is how the first explosion happen
and trigger even more explosion
Oh look! only 1 out of 60 of our products explode! We're the safe ones here!
Horny vending machine busts its nuts all over Jiangsu Provice...
does the sperm explode
This is Greatest marketing play I've ever seen!
"Any man can make a woman orgasm, but WE make them EXPLODE!"
And the last thing poor Chang said before he died as he inserted his change was "gee, I hope this is worth the bang"
This is where I cross the line. You can blow up my toilets, my money, and my bridges, but don't touch my MOTHER F*CKING CONDOMS!!!
Why you probably don't get the chance to use them any way.
Well that will be a night both partners will never forget. The sex was so good it exploded her vagina!
Condoms are making men's penises exploding so that they can't make kids anymore. All according to China's keikaku.
That's one way to enforce the one child policy.
In China, it must be really difficult to tell what "safe sex" exactly is.
May cause loss of scalp and penis.
cherry bomb?
Condom Vending Machine Revision 2.0
Installing camera to check if there's a people in front of it before exploding
Future Upgrade (ETA Unkown)
The condom itself will explode on contact with human skin :D
more like human foreskin...