“LVL 27” idol Shoko-tan has once again been publicly begging for someone to knock her up, taking the chance to show both her nice art and nice legs in the hopes of selling some ramen.
The 27-year-old’s latest antics came as she earnestly promoted a new brand of cup noodles, supplementing her sexy posing with some of her superb art and strange outbursts, although fortunately no cats were present:
“I’m already LVL 27. I keep doing ‘air deliveries,’ I’ve got to leave some descendants so I’m in a bit of a rush!”
Just why she is having such difficulty is proving something of a mystery to her many enthusiastic fans – most of whom seem keen for her to hurry up and get married for some reason:
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8/10, would impregnate.
If you took note of how freakishly long her upper torso is in comparison to her stubby legs that score would be a much lower. Also you have to deduct a couple points for cat anus licking & other freaky shit that crazy bitch does.
That's how he arrived at 8/10
9/10
Where is the info on her freaky shit? I'll hit it... freaky girls are far more fun in bed.
Freaky shit = freaky in bed, doesn't give fucks. Seems perfect for me.
"freak shit" sign me up
I love feaky shit as long as it's no dick mutilation.
Child support - the gift that keeps on giving.
Good news, Japan doesn't do child support. You would just be completely seperated from any contact with your child.
@Erika
Because that isn't the cause of crime. Look carefully at the stats, and you'll notice something.
I am genuinely interested. As a guy who can't be bothered to google the answer, tell me what it is?
Nah, neglected kids in Japan just grow up to throw themselves in front of a train to keep their school from closing, since its the one place someone actually pays attention to them.
So how the fuck is their crime so low as neglected children usually grow up to become trouble or does a lot of stuff just go unreported?
People keep forgeting that for even thinking about taking her up on that offer, you can't be:
a) creepy
b) poor
c) ugly
You heard the man-- everyone, go home.
we are home. that's the problem.
We Are in our rooms, and yes made sure that the door is closed and curtains are drawn so we can internet in darkness
At least you guys have rooms of you own. Im in my fucking living room
Fap time!
Everyone! To your rooms!
I'm not that poor, I can afford lots of creepy stuff... oh, I see.
it should be "shutdown your computer"
Not Creepy or Ugly.
But I am poor as fuck.
Which is worse, cause they they only care about the size of your bank account.
That's only for when you marry, if all she wanted was the seed then economic-wise he needn't be well off.
You've got the point,bro
Not Poor or Ugly.
But I am creepy as fuck.
Honestly that is why I'm here on sancon...
The same here brotha!!
:(
I feel u, bro.
What about having a good size dong and know how to use it.
Unless it's something worthy of a Guinness Record I don't see it getting you too far for this matter. A good bank account will make up for it better.
your bank account will get you further than your dick with a japanese woman.
I'm not creepy or ugly– oh right I'm canadian э:
And Very Asian.
Japanese Idols aren't as rich as a lot of people think they are, That's why they make so many commercials. It's not like other countries where you get paid a millions of dollars.
Well, unfortunately I'm just poor... the downside of being a university student.
And by the time you get rich you will be old, creepy and ugly. :D
reality is pain. i wanna cry. at that time i would be the same as old man this day do.
ex: give money to school girl and enjoy with her.
no love , no romance, no dream, not have any more.
such a loser.
fuck.
Is this wizardry LV.50 ?
amen brother.
Yea but the t**t is creepy herself though. I could see her wielding a pair of butcher knives in the near future.
Not a, not b not even c, so I get laid?
They forgot to add Japanese to the list.
Actually Shokotan has said a few times that she wants to marry a foreigner.
a foreigner FUCK YA I'm canadian.
"no cats were present"
Because she ate them all
Whoa, up for the cup jugears!
Still would though, obviously.
Though presented with the opportunity in reality, I'd probably fall to my knees and burst into tears, come to think of it.
Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
We should consider marrying each other instead.
The Japanese men are all like, "27? that's way past the expiration date of a Christmas cake!"
and they're all fools, FOOLS!
And that's why so many will be forever alone.
but they will all be wizards, thats what they want right?
Maybe they'll get wizard eyes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l67RK_tvaM