Gotta eat ‘em all! …

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Comment on Ultimate Otaku Choco-Valentines by Pyrus:

Gotta eat ‘em all!

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• Ultimate Otaku Choco-Valentines:
  

  In case anyone has forgotten, Valentine’s Day was started as a gimmick for the greeting card/floral/confectionery industry in America. A way for them to have at least 1 day in the year when they can make a lot of money and sell out of some stuff.

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