Sakaki said “No!” and the police believed her. …

• Tags: 2ch, Crime, Hacking, Internet, Neko, Otaku, Police, Technology, Viruses
  

Comment on Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku” by Pyrus:

Sakaki said “No!” and the police believed her.

Pyrus made other comments on this post:

• Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku”:
  

  And he managed to get one in spite of having a criminal record too. Curiouser and curiouser…

• Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku”:
  

  They provide a veneer of safety & security and act as a buffer/first-point-of-contact between the citizenry & the criminal justice system.

• Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku”:
  

  Only Sakaki truly loves cats. Everyone one else just pretends to.

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