Sakaki said “No!” and the police believed her. …

Sakaki said “No!” and the police believed her.

Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku”:

And he managed to get one in spite of having a criminal record too. Curiouser and curiouser…
Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku”:

They provide a veneer of safety & security and act as a buffer/first-point-of-contact between the citizenry & the criminal justice system.
Virus Hacker Busted: “A Typical Fat Cat-Loving Otaku”:

Only Sakaki truly loves cats. Everyone one else just pretends to.

“Shibuya Moe Puchi” Busted for Fake JS Sex Sales:

Somebody forgot to pay his protection money.
Upskirts by Cops “Legal During Questioning”:

“…all charges against him were dropped and he was instead suspended for 3 months, after which he opted to take voluntary retirement rather than return to duty as an upstanding officer.” = Fired with benefits!
Upskirts by Cops “Legal During Questioning”:

Conan the Barbarian would not consider this a crime!
Upskirts by Cops “Legal During Questioning”:

Voyeurism is considered bad because you’re watching someone when that person is unaware he or she is being watched and/or he or she doesn’t want to be watched & you’re doing it to indulge your urges at the expense of their right to privacy. If the female doing these things is a hottie, as long as she’s willing to offer free use of her body as compensation for her intrusion, there are a lot of men & women who’d cut her some slack over it.
China Smog “Like Nuclear Winter”:

Smog that blots out the sun & threatens crop growth? This sounds like an incident for Hakurei Reimu…or a job for Captain Planet!