Yeah, right… Stop “westernizing” the RPG’s? Fine… From now on ALL JRPGs that dare …

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Comment on Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!” by Anonymous:

Yeah, right… Stop “westernizing” the RPG’s?
Fine…

From now on ALL JRPGs that dare feature any of the follwing shan’t be developed/played:
1. Anything that features people wearing ANYTHING but Yukata and Kimonos shan’t be used. Al other clothing styles are WESTERN so they are forbidden.
2. Absolutely NO Weaponry, Items, Armor, Stories or references to stories or History, etc. thar are WESTERN in origin or derived from.
3. Absolutely, positively No usage of WESTERN words of ANY KIND IN ANY WAY, spoken, written, or printed. If it can’t be said in Japanese then it shan’t be included.
4. NO ONLINE PLAY. The technologies for that were created by filthy WESTERNERS so you WILL NOT USE IT.

Abide by these rules or be called a hypocrite.

Anonymous made other comments on this post:

• Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!”:
  

  This must be a part of their ingenious plan to loose so much money that the fabric of space time is warped and they become rich.

• Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!”:
  

  since 2000? kingdom hearts 1&2 dragon quest 8 crisis core did good and was popular and somehow FF 12 and 13 are both in their top 5 all time sales games

• Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!”:
  

  Lol Squartle Penix pls, stop to maked more garbage FFs inspired in the shitt FF13, go back to the good rpgs like chrono, DQ, Valkyrie, and left die that mtf visual “mmo” called FF13.

• Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!”:
  

  Eh. I honestly cared more about Sazh than I did about anyone in the FF7 cast other than Aeris. FF7′s cast wasn’t that great, and FF13′s wasn’t that bad. What I do miss is caring whether I care. The Final Fantasy series name has long since stopped meaning anything other than “high budget game with pretty graphics” – that is literally the ONLY THING IT MEANS and that kind of makes me sad. I’ve spent eight years running a text-based MMORPG based on FF5/FF6/FF7/FFT/Chrono Trigger/Secret of Mana. I …

• Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!”:
  

  They have a long, long history of constantly finding new and exciting ways to disappoint fans’ expectations. Every Final Fantasy game ever made was, at the time, “a radical and total departure from the series which shouldn’t really be called Final Fantasy” except for FF9 and FF14.

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