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Police have arrested “porn star” strippers for the crime of exposing themselves at a strip show held at a decades old Shinjuku strip club, after it was pointed out that “they will shame Japan if we get the Olympics.”

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The strip club, operating in the heart of Shinjuku’s famed Kabukichou sex district, was known as “Kabukichou T.S. Music” and opened in 1985, boasting the distinction of employing actual AV performers for its shows.

Despite having been in business for over 25 years, police suddenly identified it as “especially pernicious” due to its strippers actually stripping to the point of exposing their genitals, and the fact it loaned out cameras to patrons so they could better document this phenomenon.

It also boasted annual sales of 200 million yen and “was popular with Chinese tour groups,” perhaps in part due to some of its strippers having appeared in “over 100″ adult videos.

Police raided the premises and arrested the 41-year-old manager along with 10 strippers aged 24 to 39. The charges relate to indecent performances in which the women would expose their genitals to patrons, otherwise known as strip shows.

For once they did not opt to arrest patrons, as they have been known to in recent months.

Police were reportedly acting in response to anonymous claims that “their shows are amongst the nation’s most extreme, and if Tokyo hosts the Olympics it will shame Japan.”

As usual with such seemingly random crackdowns, business at the capital’s thousands of other brothels and officially sanctioned red light districts appears to be unaffected.

The disturbingly selective enforcement of the law which Japan’s police are known for – to say nothing of them picking on “harmless” strip clubs or the general lack of enthusiasm with which most Tokyo residents have greeted their city’s Olympic bid – have all been proving controversial:

“What’s wrong with these people, like we need this sort of crackdown!”

“This is way overboard considering their sales and tourism.”

“Shaming Japan indeed – and yet nowhere overseas forces mosaics on their porn!”

“Strip clubs are no good, but soap lands are OK? Tokyo is truly a city of mysteries, is it not?”

“Are there actually any strip clubs in which the girls do not show their privates?”

“Adults showing other adults their bodies – what is wrong with that! This country is becoming excessively paternalistic, no wonder marriage rates are down.”

“Overseas strip joints are totally normal so it makes no sense to crack down like this.”

“Cops are as usual quick only to do things they should not be doing in the first place.”

“Girls voluntarily stripping in a private place for money – what is wrong with this?”

“How does a person like this know how extreme things are throughout all Japan’s strip clubs…”

“You’d think they’d actually crack down on all those openly operating brothels rather than a place like this.”

“The strip clubs probably do not have to pay ‘registration’ fees to the police like the brothels.”

“Do we have to somehow mosaic people’s genitals in real life as well now for it to be legal?”

“The only people who care about the Olympics are bunch of crazy old fools now.”

“This is why I don’t want the Olympics here. The proponents ought to do something about these types, then I might support it.”

“Somebody was reselling their pics online, that might have triggered this.”

“I’d have thought the most pernicious strip clubs are those where they don’t actually show you their genitals.”

“A few strip clubs is nothing. What’s shameful is our cops getting away with coercing confessions out of innocent people, do something about that instead!”

“That we mosaic our porn is shaming the world, I think they meant.”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:03 31/01/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I wonder how even Japanese people can procreate if they never see genitals in real life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:23 31/01/2013 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I believe they reproduce by sporulation or gemination.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Men in japan are either herbivore or lolicon, while the women are just money grabbing machine. Probability of normal relationships are delusional.

    Suicide rates are sky rocket. Birth rates keep plunging. Men keep getting arrested for standing near or talking to schoolgirls.

    Japan must have been cloning people for ages. If not, how can the population survive. They had the means and technology for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:19 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I know many who have married gaijin, then their children return to The Land Of The Rising Sun.

    I'm hoping to bag me one of these sane ones. Possibly they're just after the dream of 9-5, for 5 days for a working week rather than 12+ hours every day.

    So long as I spawn with a 5ft cosplaying bondage cutie I couldn't give a flying fuck...unless she asked.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    By rape maybe? When driven to a corner people can do extreme things.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Niggers aren't allowed to set foot upon holy Nippon soil. Only Nihonjins or temporarily the white masters so they may claim a bride.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:37 31/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Simple, they leave the country to marry americans.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:56 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    but what about the males?

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    02:50 31/01/2013 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Or they can marry cougars and fat chicks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    we can marry azusa, nadeko, karen, #2001, yuu, kirino, suguha, kobato, maria, niku, etc..

    so, u not need to worry about us.

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    Comment by cpc65
    09:12 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The males will all starve to death because they couldn't afford food after buying 500+ copies of the same video.

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    Comment by Dan Hibiki
    02:00 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They will all become otaku and eventually die out. Then it'll be up to their half american cousins to produce all of the anime and manga for the rest of the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:53 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    This development of the topic is embarrassing.

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    Comment by Shima-kun989
    13:06 01/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    @8:34
    ...I'm sorry, but do you actually live in america?
    and if you do, have you actually gone outside since 1945?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not to mention that they are glotesku lacists on top of that !

    Comment by Anonymous

    yes give it to the USA the Nation that dropped Nuclear Bombs / Napalm on Civilists.

    i cba to list all of Americas disgusting violations of Human Rights but they are on Rank 1 tied with China & Russia :)

    Comment by Anonymous

    Two wrongs dont make a right, but at least Americans are cool and nice people for the most part. 95% of japanese are pretty horrid people.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Speaking seriously for a moment, why would anyone want to give the Olympics to a country that is basically falling into the sea every 5 years now it seems ? What if there is another brutal earthquake and tsunami DURING the games itself ? Not to mention the appalling human rights abuses inflicted on the Chinese and allied forces during WWII, meaning that Japan should be shunned from all international sports across the board. Venomous nation, who will absolutely hate all visitors who visit there for the games. Give the 2018 games to a more deserving country, such as The USA or France.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 01/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or Finnish

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 31/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Centuries later - provided low birthrates don't kill them off first - natural selection in Japan gives rise to a new population born with mosaic genitals, since they are the only ones anyone knows how to do the nasty with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Girls as young as 12 are hitting maturity now so it's only those hags ages 14+ that will have problems reproducing

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:06 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well truth be told they are having a rather extreme problem with their birth-rate.

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    Comment by DonoPatay
    05:48 01/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats what their dildoes and other sex toys are for so they can experiment to where to stick what and what to stick where. Also they get hands on tutorials with their ma and pa as what I have seen in most of their instructional videos.

    Oh wait... They`re not instruc....... Ahem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:54 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats why people turn off the lights and do it under the blankets.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:49 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most people probably don't plan to procreate with random strippers.

    And I don't think the police are cracking down on couples having sex ... yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:43 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, onnahole is close enough for practice, i think.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:23 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly, they wouldn't know where to stick it since they've been seeing nothing but mosiacs.

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    Comment by Red
    00:22 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Suddenly..everything started making sense! D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:01 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pubic hair is the mosaic of real life. Either way, they can't see a thing.

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    02:57 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artificial insemination must be used that or all births are due to rapes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 31/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    If Japan wanted to avoid shaming themselves, then she shouldn't emulate the Keystone Cops so perfectly.

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    02:58 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yep that's far more shameful then strip joints on every corner and I'm not even being sarcastic here.

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    Comment by konakona
    00:31 31/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Don't worry Japan. Everyone overseas already knows about your sex department. lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:34 31/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    A bustling, highly-populated metropolis playing host to a strip club? Forgive me while I swoon from the audacity!

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    Comment by Shima-kun989
    13:16 01/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder what they thought of Salt Lake City, with all the polygamistic mormons and other blasphemies...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Heh, how stupid. The only thing Japan should be ashamed of is it's moralism, it's retrograde thinking politicians, and actions just like this one.
    If anything, tourists would be highly pleased if the mosaic censorship bullshit ended and more clubs like this one would be encouraged in an organized fashion.
    As long as it's restricted to adults, which country in the entire world would complain about this? Which country would have any reason to?
    Sometimes it feels like the government and whichever organization that issued this bust is run by a bunch of virgins living in the dark ages or something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:30 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Just wanted to ask what anime is the op picture from? Or is it just an original?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:25 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's art of Mika Jougasaki from iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, dunno why the file says Rika when that's her older sister.

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    Comment by Katsura
    00:07 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Damn old geezers ruining everyone's fun.

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    Comment by Asian Guy
    04:56 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Awesome fappable picture

    Comment by Taylor
    11:04 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah thats the only thing I took from this too.

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    Comment by Imyou
    07:31 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    More like it'll shame Japan if tourists go to a strip club and the dancers DON'T show their genitals.

    The Olympics are a curse anyway... They tend to suck massive amounts of cash out of their host cities as costs balloon over projected amounts, and the hosts fall all over themselves to build grandiose monuments for the events that will turn to ghost towns after everyone leaves... Was Nagano really that good for Japan?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:35 09/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not about the cost/taxes for locals, as long as it is locals who get to sell/build the shit, but about foreigners bringing wads of cash from the outside to leave there.

    Anyway, I'm from Spain, and here there was talk about even legalizing prostitution for the next Olympics, so tough luck Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:29 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The japanese approach for sex is even more weird than USA's.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:27 31/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I can think of a few other countries where the approach on sex is just as weird if not disturbing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:56 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then wondering why their birthrate are so low.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:48 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    same reason of other developed countries, tax havens/avoidance, a broken financial system with high unemployment and the continued ignoring by the advances in automation and so forth. Do you want to raise a child with an unstable job that pays miserably? (rethorical)

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    03:01 31/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's because of laws being written by old men who have not had anything remotely resembling sex for 20 years.

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    Comment by Shima-kun989
    13:18 01/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    hence they turn to writing their own sex novels...





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