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“How To Keep Your Girlfriend In Your Closet”:

I’ve seen a dead woman hung on a hook by her shoulder blades/arms. Not sure why this made me think of it.
“How To Keep Your Girlfriend In Your Closet”:

Does it come equipped with an onahole as well? YOLO
“How To Keep Your Girlfriend In Your Closet”:

no one cares about red head.
“How To Keep Your Girlfriend In Your Closet”:

They should use Saber’s ahoge for the hanging part
“How To Keep Your Girlfriend In Your Closet”:

I suspect you could print one on some high-quality paper, cut out a stiff backing from something like thin wood with an electric saw, and seal it to the surface with decoupage glue or another clear sealant. Then, just add a metal hook from an existing hanger.

Hollywood’s All You Need Is Kill “May Not Be Bad”:

I didn’t even KNOW this was based on a Japanese property, but I still think it looks awesome. If it wasn’t for Tom “Hail Xenu!” Cruise it’d be a must-see for me.
Hollywood’s All You Need Is Kill “May Not Be Bad”:

-retitled to “Edge of Tomorrow” for the discerning American audience- This is gold. I swear, the writing on Sankakucomplex kills me every time.
Lady Gaga: “Hatsune Miku Will Open For Me”:

I guess I’m not certain I understand. We don’t know the details, but isn’t it a good thing that Miku is bridging fandom gap potentials? Or does everyone think they’re somehow special because they know about Miku and they want to keep her from being heard? Because from everything I can see, there’s literally nothing bad about her being introduced to another market this way.
Lady Gaga: “Hatsune Miku Will Open For Me”:

Few people will actually know what the hell is going on.
OregaIru Season 2 Announced:

have you watched a lot of the anime that came out in recent years?