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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:43 24/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Yuck...Too much realism. I like my fiction! 3/5

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    Comment by Adom Jensom
    20:28 24/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.4)

    DoA always had shitty art direction, which was "here's the hottest women we can render with a Playstation 2."

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:52 24/01/2013 # ! Good (+0.6)

    this game lacks loli...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    The got a hell of a lot of shit for even having characters a year or two under 18, and a 14 year old girl would look way too out of place in this game anyways.

    I'm honestly sick of seeing lolis everywhere... it's about time the women took the throne of arousal back from the.... little girls :X

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:54 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    it lacks loli design. the characters could very well be around 15, as per their bios, but when they're made to look in their 30s it really doesn't matter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Creepy Lolicons will hate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 24/01/2013 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Kasumi and Ayane are like 16. There's your little kid quota right there, creep.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kasumi is 17.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:54 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    As of DoA5:

    - Kasumi: 19, February 23rd, Type A, 5'2", 106 lbs, B35" W21" H33"
    - Ayane: 18, August 5th, Type AB, 5'2", 104 lbs, B37" W21" H33"
    - Hitomi: 20, May 25th, Type O, 5'3", 108 lbs, B35" W23" H33"
    - Tina: 24, December 6th, Type O, 5'9", 123 lbs, B37" W24" H35"
    - Christie: 26, December 18th, Type B, 5'10", 126 lbs, B37" W23" H35"
    - Helena: 23, January 30th, Type AB, 5'7", 108 lbs, B35" W22" H34"
    - Kokoro: 19, December 1st, Type A, 5'2”, 108 lbs, B35" W22" H34"
    - LeiFang: 21, April 23rd, Type B, 5'4”, 110 lbs, B34" W22" H34"
    - Lisa: 23, July 20th, Type A, 5'9”, 117 lbs, B36" W22" H34"
    - Mila: 21, October 4th, Type O, 5'7”, 114 lbs, B34" W21" H34"
    - Kasumi Alpha/Alpha 152: ??, ???, Type A, 5'2”, 106 lbs, B34" W21" H34"
    ---------
    - Sarah: 40, July 4th, Type AB, 5'8”, 121 lbs, B35” W21” H35”
    - Pai: 38, May 17th, Type O, 5'5”, 108 lbs, B33” W21” H35”
    - Rio: 21, October 11th, Type B, 5'5”, ?? lbs, B36" W23" H35"
    - Nicole-458: 21, December 19th, Type O, 6'8”, 370 lbs, B49" W30" H41"
    - Goldie, Anne, Maria, Isabella, Miyako, Anastasia – Fame Douglas' known mistresses, from first to last. Maria is Helena's mother, Miyako is Kokoro's mother & the head of the DoA Tournament Executive Committee/DoA Japan.
    - The guys: Who cares.
    ---Sauce: Dead or Alive wiki---

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just realized something: NONE of the girls are Virgos.

    Intentionally non-virgins? Probably.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:57 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    how many chicks do you know, that look anything like this that are virgins?

    ...exactly (it's laughable to even try and sell that idea)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, Kasumi is like 19 and Ayane is 18 now. Ayane's still the youngest girl in the series.

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    Comment by Castian
    04:20 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As DoA was westernized in every area to appeal western barbarian tastes like CoD "real" graphics, dumber combo-ing and 100hits per juggle with "super powers" and explotions in every scenario, also, they couldn't affor to have them underage, so they RE-STARTED, rebooted the already wonderful DoA Mythos so every girl is now in her 18s or more.

    A stupid thing to do if you ask me, clearly they don't understand their own audience and appeal too much for a new one, lossing the loyals of 5 games and 15 years.

    So, as much i love a Loli in the series i see it uncertain, if the games keeps this direction.

    I WAS a gamer in LOVE with DoA, but DoA cheated on me with the Casual, Dumber Macho-CoD loving neighbor... for money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    As if they look any different from DOA2 to DOA5. Sure they got the high def treatment but they haven't aged a day in looks.

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    Comment by Gitami
    04:26 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't Kokoro suppose to be 15 or 16 now?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:54 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    baka... a loli is a child-like (in appearance) female. in other words, short, small chested, small hipped with high pitch voice. Kasumi and Ayane are too developed for that

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    16 is probably far too old for the perverts I've seen on here.....

    Comment by Anonymous

    Maybe even Arcana Heart's characters are too old for them...

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    Comment by Imyou
    02:21 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Too far down the uncanny valley for me. I've been hoping they'd put out DLC to fix the faces and unmottle their skin, but they haven't, so I'm not touching it - I already have DoA games where they haven't screwed up the fighting mechanics.

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    Comment by Benoist
    09:38 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ha, the ultimate version was awesome, with the tag mode on the dance floor (lightning, duo poses...). "sore ha kenpo da!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:53 25/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you call this Uncanny Valley.. I'd love to see what you have to say about The Polar Express XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:46 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I find your lack of sukumizu disturbing...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:53 25/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    They already released Sukumizu outfits in a previous DLC set.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Diclaimer: The island stage and the swimsuits used to be in the game on release, on the disk, for free before.

    Let's hear some cheers for wonderful DLC.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Actually, I suspect it came downloaded with the update the day before... but your right, the "DLC" was just an "infamous" 100kb unlock key.... :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sorry I don't have a thing for plastic whether it looks like it is actually is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:29 23/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This looks too damn realistic already. Do not want.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:11 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Uh-huh....their bodies completely lose touch with the laws of gravity after one punch, and you want to tell us this even resembles 'realistic'?

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    Comment by Castian
    04:23 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    i loathe the "realistic" DoA approach, really i do.

    still, great graphics, but why the fuck they tone their boobs down and still appealing to sexual arouse????
    they are stupid, that's what they are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:05 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I hate the new designs too, not the approach itself but the actual designs, at least most of them.
    Plus yeah the changes to their bodies are ridiculous.
    Some girls wer meant to be flatter and now they have bigger boobs, some girls used to have them bigger and now they were reduced.
    They all have the same size now it's so silly.
    Done with the frnachise until they get a new redesign that makes because the current look is a no thanks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    By "realistic" do you mean more CGI rather than a more anime look?
    "why the fuck they tone their boobs down " I haven't heard about this, hopefully they will let you change how much they bounce like in the DC game.
    I kinda wanna play that now.

    Comment by Anonymous

    You moe and loli fans are too used to the styles of modern anime to remember when anime used to have characters that actually looked remotely human...

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    Comment by H1z
    22:34 23/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought the fighting was to make dem boobs stop bouncing ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:46 23/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rather to start bounching.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...time to get another PSN card...

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    Comment by cpc65
    12:11 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmmm. I may have to learn to handle two joysticks at once. The console’s and my own.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:56 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dafuq is wrong with you people?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    is this for vita or ps3?

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    Comment by Tere
    13:27 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why bother including male characters in the game anymore? Just make it about sexy women beating the crap out of each other already. Who honestly plays DOA games to see the male characters anyway?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:57 25/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You honestly believe that? Your post really sounds like a real big scoff of cynicism...

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    Comment by Tere
    08:22 25/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, you're right! That was unforgivably cynical of me. I must have totally forgotten about the two Extreme Beach Volleyball games that featured the male characters.

    Oh, wait... /sarcasm

    The only male character most outsiders even know about is Ryu Hayabusa, and only because of the Ninja Gaiden games.

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    Comment by Tere
    11:08 26/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 17:30

    I'm going to take this slowly for you. Game companies make spin-off games of popular characters. The more popular the character, the more likely it'll get placed in a spin-off. UNpopular characters don't get spin-offs.

    So, 'Popular characters = Spin-off games' and 'Unpopular characters = forgotten by everyone not a die-hard fan'.

    This means that the female characters of the DoA franchise are more important than the male ones. To the point that they, and they alone, appear in ALL the spin-off games. In fact, Kasumi and Ayane make an appearance in Ninja Gaiden. So what spin-off games have the males appeared in, again?

    This is why I wondered why they even bother with male characters anymore. I'll also point out that from the beginning, the female characters have received far more creative attention than the males; up to and including from the creators themselves.

    If you want a comparison of male/female attention inside and outside of a fighting game's fans, look no further than Street Fighter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:30 25/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    But that's a spinoff series. We're talking about the main series here...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:54 26/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    but in the main series, which is what we're talking about, all of the male characters have been important... if you take them out, you screw with the story (whither you think it's good or not, taking out the guys would still screw with the story they've built)

    If you take out all of the guys, you take out Ryu Hayabusa, who is more popular than any of the females.

    You mess with the tournament scene and all of the hardcore fans who main the male characters.

    Outside of the fanbase, maybe no one knows anyone besides Hayabusa, but within the fanbase everyone has fans, and people actually 100 page threads of paragraphs about the stories and the character backgrounds.

    Even if you could argue that this is all crap, why the hell would a developer get rid of all of this? Even if they are treating the guys like shit in comparison, they're still relevant.

    And you want to talk about DOAX, then Zack is in all of the DOAX games, so does that make him in the same league as the ladies for you now?

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    Comment by Tere
    16:00 27/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anon 21:54:

    "...but within the fanbase everyone has fans, and people actually 100 page threads of paragraphs about the stories and the character backgrounds."

    Thanks for letting me know I'm talking to a rabid fan. That clears up so much about how you keep missing my point. As most blatantly illustrated by the following, "And you want to talk about DOAX, then Zack is in all of the DOAX games, so does that make him in the same league as the ladies for you now?"

    To explain it for the slow: He was comic relief and never makes an appearance except at the beginning and ending if the games. He's a plot device, nothing more.

    You keep believing that the male characters are important to the franchise, and I'll keep laughing my ass off at you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:39 30/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they removed all the males, are you trying to say that no one would notice or care? If you look at what happens to most other game developers, like Capcom, if they make a change to a long established series that's as drastic as removing all the males from the DOA series, then you know how the "rabbid fans", especially the females, will react. That's enough to prove that the males characters have some importance. Team Ninja would be wiser to give more attention to the male characters, actually.

    And that's even ignoring the fact that you ignored what I said about this being a fighting game, where every character is mained by many different players... and they boycot at the idea of even an old fart of a man like Gen Fu being left out, leading Team Ninja to keep him in the series as an unlockable character.

    It'd ludicrous to me that you seriously stand by your stance and aren't saying that you're just joking... I don't even need to be a DOA fan to know this, just someone who knows anything about fighting games.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    the idea of human juggling is still accepted until now

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:26 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not a fan of these realistic models. The only one I think who looks somewhat how she did back in DOA4 is Hitomi. My favorite Kasumi doesn't look cute and hot anymore...

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    Comment by cpc65
    08:41 24/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmmm. Can I may have to learn to handle two joysticks at once. The console's and my own.

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    Comment by kintama00
    22:43 23/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol stomping on the head looks fun..

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:35 23/01/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    wgat us thisÆ





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