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and the poor kid’s wife has to be in her 40s. If her metabolism works like I think it does, she ain’t gonna be shedding that fat any time soon. A sane man would go abstinent, but unfortunately for him, he’s married to a woman that was capable of raping him before, so he doesn’t really have a choice in the matter. And as one last kick in the metaphorical groin, she’s close to an age where menopause starts to kick in, so there might be no (biological) children for him either (probably a good thing though; at least this unfortunate relationship won’t leave behind a materialized form).


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  • Teacher Rapes Pupil & Escapes Jail By Marrying Him:
    probably overly conservative morality (both Carolinas are red states, aren’t they?). The teacher took her son’s virginity, so she has no choice but to take the teacher into her family and force her son to stay with her. Also, women aren’t capable of rape, at least so far as she’s concerned.

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