The latest design for a formerly normal item to come from the warped minds of otaku maniacs has been acclaimed as “finally allowing lolicon to lick little girls naturally.”
There as yet appear to be no products based on the design, but there is still ample time until the next Comiket.
So, where can I buy it?
Thought it was a toilet seat 0.o
xD ni yo me lo imaginaria, estos japos ya no saben que inventa….¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
I see what you did there.
WTF Japan ! The more i come here the more i realize that I’m a very normal person and there are far wierder people in this world :/
People will do anything to make some money off otakus. But that still doesn’t excuse you, so no, you can’t say you’re normal. Besides judging your own normality by selection bias of sites which give you hard-on, is not statistically correct, my lad. 😉
If anyone could look carefully, this image is Photoshopped. They just added the Loli image there.
It doesn’t follow the curves of the cover so probably not legit.
So, where do I get myself a cup of yogurt exactly like this…..oh wait, I can’t…;_;
Creepy Lolicon here approves of this ingenious design.
Aside from nearly making a permanent palm print on my forehead. I think there might be some color poisoning issues.
do ppl lick those things? I used a spoon.
thats what she said
sorry i dont lick the lids, i like to nomnom and swallow them omnomnomnomnom
Eh…feels like it should be at the bottom of the yogurt.
Perhaps a slime girl at the bottom? The fetish potential is there…as is the market for it.
Semen-ish picture on yogurt cover.
Make me think, is it pure yogurt, or mixed with semen, or pure semen?
It’s pure semen yoghurt.
I’d laugh if they changed the picture to a mans hairy ass
That would be awesome to watch, the reaction of that poor soul.
https://twitter.com/otakumap/status/291402626346672128
https://twitter.com/neeeeko1/status/291734927051988995
Way to not even begin to cover what this actually is/isn’t…
I was expecting a lollipop from the post title, this is just fine though.
I need this. Would lick all day.
So is that supposed to be the real deal or just some representation of how it might look like? ’cause it looks pretty damn photoshopped to me, with depth of field and warping not being consistent with the lid, or am i missing something here?
It’s the real deal. There actually will be only one made like that, only that particular one.
Wait, so you’re basically licking the semen of a loli? Gross.
Says a virgin haha. Well i am too.
If NOT licking semen means virginity, I am proud to be a man virgin.
Your mom let you fall when you was a baby apparently
looks photoshopped, and not very good. still funny though haha^^
oh god, this is genius!
But there are already several ways to lick little (2D) girls!
Wow this is was lazily shopped yet you people react like it is a real product, wtf?
the article doesnt even say its real, dumbass. ‘There as yet appear to be no products based on the design,’ DESIGN.
Haven’t you noticed? This is sankaku where nothing is for real.
Especially the girls
And the IQ.
Idiots all over the place, dude…
Little girl sweat tastes like vanilla, apparently.
Next you will have a taste of jail, pervert
And in the jail he will wait until Shiro-chan rescue him.
Why are you so angry man? Let loose a little. Do you really believe real pedo would come over here to reveal who he is?
no normal person would even read this site
^_^ And not a one was seen that day
it’s obvious that anon was joking man, no normal person would even read this site
If you tell him you’re a little girl… maybe?
And I thought they made Loli lolly.
No one here mentions it’s a terrible shopjob.
It’s a terrible shopjob indeed. It would probably cost a bit to print in full color and be resistant.
A terrible shopjob but gives you hardon sailor so u seek some man meat for blow job. (or whateva)
I wonder if the printed ink won’t ever come off from all the licking. If that’s the case, and someone does it everyday, they could end up getting cancer or some shit.
A simple decal wouldn’t come off so easily.
Don’t underestimate the acidity of saliva. If some chemicals from the decal’s paint breaks down, you won’t see the color ripped off completely. Unless you’re suggesting you have eyes with the ability of an electron microscope. lol
Truly ingenious.
I might be a lolicon thanks to this
Damn loli i got a paper cut from u!
How many licks does it take to get into the center of a loli?
The world will never know.
Mami would know, Madoka.
Creamy Mami?
genius still exist o_O
Lol I see what they did there someone market it and patent it XD
The picture extends beyond the lid..lol
FAKE~
SHHH !
Don’t tell this to the otakus !
You will break their feeble hearts by making them realizing how much Artefact makes a mockery out of them…
Im still waiting for chobits. Its an otaku’s dream come true. A computer/cell phone that’s a loli that you can have sex with! GENIUS!! Who ever invents it im willing to throw all of my money at them.
No you can’t. If you do that she will reset.
only Chi would reset. a regular Persocom wouldn’t
click click click clicklciclcklikclcklcklcklckclkccklckclcickclclcklic
This is quite inconsiderate towards catholic priests, where are the shota goodness? The designer should properly look out for potential markets.
But Richard Dawkins said sex abuse of children is not so bad. I guess you belong to his church, my little atheist pedophile. 😉
How do you know that’s not actually little boy? Considering what little boys can look like in anime (see: Piko), it wouldn’t be surprising.
A trap and “pudding”….?
I shudder to think the shock this lolicon would have when he sees the image on the bottom of the cup…..
Terrible photoshoppery.
You know how else to let creepy lolicons lick little girls? Loli printed plates, like those Shirley Temple cereal bowls. Nutrition, entertainment and fap material in one dishware.
Have seen similar plates but never thought they were sexual. You need to keep quiet about your paraphilia.
i use to let my yoghurts mature some months : could be problematic with these
This would make me start collecting yoghurt cup lids!
Shouldn’t leave any evidence for the police man, gotta cover your track
tie it up in the basement. is the only way
I’d tie my dick up in her basement IYKWIM, durr hurr hurr
Yeah tie your dick up in the basement.
Nice try japan, next up is loli showing her pussy to lick the paper
Why does that sauce look like jizz? Nasty.
It’s yoghurt 😛
Yup, no way I’d go for that.
Comiket doesn’t allow sales of perishable food… 🙁
Sell just the lids then!
‘man! those fujoshi are so creepy with their liking BL! Not like us otaku, who dont like anything so gay as that!’ -simulates licking off semen-
would lick ferociously.
While the police are on their way lol.
I guess this will be illegal in Sweden
It will only be illegal in Sweden if the girl has a feminine name. As long as name is asexual or non-gender, it will be OK and approved by government.
and “fun”
As it would be in any other intelligible country that think people getting their jollies from tonguing depictions of children is fucking borderline mental and wrong.
How will that go?
Freeze! This is police, stop licking! put it down slowly.
Why would you lick plastic cover? It makes more sense to print lolis on plastic spoons and attach them to the yogurt.
It has obviously been a while since you had a yoghurt.
You will usually find some of the yoghurt has attached to the foil/paper lid, and to avoid mess (and waste) many will lick it clean.
But it’s not a sexual lick. And neither would this be, it’s just pixels.
what is this yogHurt you speak of, how much exactly does it hurt when you eat it?
Can I have one of those YogHurt?
YogHurt is the delicious offal of our God.
YogStraLemonVanilliagoth.
With each cup, our digestive system becomes infused with our holy one’s probiotics and flavor.
actually, i never had a yogHURT, it’s probably really painful if i even knew what it is.
but yes, that’s what i mean, the lid, it’s made out different stuff from different manufacturers, one I’m talking about in particular is one with plastic lid.
And that’s weird. Licking it clean is the Lolis Job.
What’s wrong with licking some tasty yoghurt off some loli ^_^
It’s not semen ya know XD
Lol genius! XD
awkward.
Just wondering, why isn’t Loli considered child pornography in Japan? Why is this crap tolerated?
It isn’t a child pornography because the one in the picture is not a human, and no child are abused nor taken advantage in order to draw the loli picture.
Just the same reason why a person writing a murderer novel not going to jail because he kill the character in the novel.
It’s not considered cp because Japanese law hasn’t made it child porno. But most sane people shake their heads at Japan and most Japanese walk in shame about this.
The logic is strong in this one. To bad reality is fucking stupid.
Outside of America, people are allowed to have whatever twisted sexual fantasy they want on paper, in a video game or in an animation. It doesn’t hurt anybody, except the people who don’t’ like it.
Given the irony of the fact that here in America, we over-expose our children to sexual clothing and music on a daily basis. Yet, cry pedophile if a guy is actually JUST playing with kids. ( Nothing sexual. Just good ol fashioned action figures and fake laser sounds)
Ah yes! America, land of freedom. A country where a man convicted for being naked in his house and seen by trespasser. A very good place indeed.
Citation needed.
Yet loli isn’t illegal in all of America. Please research your subject before you start lecturing.
SHHHH, don’t ruin the fun! I like reading all these smug foreigners get the facts wrong about America.
Again some useless sh*t the japanese came up with ^^