Fresh approach? More like pretentiously edgy… and pretentious and edgy. “Here’s a close-up …

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Comment on Nekomonogatari Kuro = “Sexiest Eromonogatari Yet!” by Anonymous:

Fresh approach? More like pretentiously edgy… and pretentious and edgy.

“Here’s a close-up of her crotch; oh don’t forget to add 5 screens full of text and an extreme close-up of the eye and cram them all under a second; Hmm… I don’t agree with this angle–Hell! Let’s just use them all and throw a shot of the moon for a split second for the lulz.”

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• Nekomonogatari Kuro = “Sexiest Eromonogatari Yet!”:
  

  u claim that u have no idea what this is about as u never watch any of this, like its supposed to be the reversed where u will know what it is if u didn’t watch it..? go fix your brain, internet has done too much to u

• Nekomonogatari Kuro = “Sexiest Eromonogatari Yet!”:
  

  They came thiiiiis close to lose to one of the epically failfull patterns. Tsukihi was murmuring Hakkin Disco, the out-of-the-world tune.

• Nekomonogatari Kuro = “Sexiest Eromonogatari Yet!”:
  

  No jiggle gif of Karen’s bewbs?

• Nekomonogatari Kuro = “Sexiest Eromonogatari Yet!”:
  

  I hate everything about monogatari except Black Hanekawa. In fact I hate regular Hanekawa worse than I hate the whole series. Though I actually adore Black Hanekawa. I even have 3 statues of her.

• Nekomonogatari Kuro = “Sexiest Eromonogatari Yet!”:
  

  Don’t worry, he completely ruins her in the next season, successfully turning her into the most boring character imaginable.

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