China’s latest contribution to the year’s festivities comes in the form of a breezy upskirt Santa, and has been causing something of a stir – although those expecting anything so conventional as a sexy girl dressed as Santa may be sadly disappointed…
I’d call it clever if I wasn’t so disturbed.
at least, a realistic depiction of this dangerous depraved maniac who stalks good & naughty kids, whips terminally ill reindeers and invade homes at night.
Go home, China, you’re drunk.
Just nail Santa to a cross to complete the “lost in translation” Eastern understanding of Christmas.
lol that is actually brilliant and the face doesnt look like a freaking monstrosity
The Chinese must really love Dat rape-face.
I’m dying here.
That face, that pose.
I can’t stop laughing.
i lol’d
Okay. This is just wrong. But, considering the source,at least it doesn’t appear to be dangerous.
He’s lost his sainthood, hasn’t he…
…. A Santa is fine too.
…wait. I thought that Christmas was “an Attack on Chinese culture”
Santa shouldn’t have stole Ms. Claws skirt.
On the bright side, it is original.
I got the weirdest erection right now…
That’s because you know whose birthday it is.
ho ho holy shit look at that face o_O
It’s tetanus. Or Clostrophobia. Surprisingly unisex (androgynous?) expression apart from that.
its about to explode
that’s horrible…
Where’s the ‘guro’ tag??
The ‘parody’ one does a stand-in.
This is just wrong in sooooooooooooo many ways it would take to long to type them all down. I will never be able to look at a santa now without these images flashing in my mind. Looks like it will be a holiday season full of vomit and dry wretching.
Ok children time to sit on santa’s lap.
Hilarious
That’s one creepy Santa……
*was expecting obese chinese chick dressing as santa* whatever…
BRB, have to board-up my chimney…
Ack it burns kill it with fire.
Dat rape-face!
haha I approve of this!
No sleep for me tonight. Thanks China.
boom
As a Chinese, after seeing that crap of a Santa, I actually wished it would explode like most things made in China…
Explosive china quality
Well unfortunately as a Chinese, the rampant racist weabos on this site hate your guts
May be they are going to reuse that for fireworks in the New Year!?
i think it’s quite funny
Where is your christmas cheer?
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I agree, it gave me a goof laugh and in the end that’s all that matters.
Under Santa’s skirt, probably.
sancommers have none, unless it inherently involves raping lolis.
+9000 for truth.
China quality Santa
Now that’s something I don’t see every season.
Would have been worse had he been wearing garters.
another reason why I will never go to China, tis a scary place indeed.
And he visits all the little children.
And he knows who’s been naughty or nice. Wonder who gets the worse deal here. The naughty or nice children.
Why do you think Santa is so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. ;D
Monroe style
Or just a live from inside the chimney.
What the flying dick?
I kinda want to see under his skirt now.
I’d still fap.
to santas “package” ?!
lmfao.. oh made my day china..
I guess in China Santa doesn’t hand out packages but only shows them… his package that is.
To the ground ! It gonna blow !
I wonder how long till the Santa spontaneously explodes…
I have one question and one question only. Explosions?
You could just check on here. I think “Made in China” on here I found a bunch the other day from smokes, to coins, to couple chairs going up people’s bums.
Actually google organizes search results based on what the interests of the viewer. So that tells us more about you than about China.
Just google China and products. That should lead to explosions. Coins, sewage, chairs, people, etc..
Kill it…with fire?
Any publicity is good publicity. If it had been a regular upskirt girl santa, you would never have seen the department store in the background.
I didn’t actually notice the department store in the background. That could have been because I was squinting and looking away from the horrible abomination.
You must be new to the internet.
They all been so bad that’s all they get.
I, a self-proclaimed wizard, can fap to this. Just shows how desperate I am.
I really don’t get the idea of Santa clause. Parents telling children that in the middle of the night while they sleeping there will be a creepy old guy coming into their room to give them present. While at the same time telling them don’t take things from stranger coz they might be a pedo. Weird.
In the Netherlands,their Santa Claus will come into people’s homes with six to eight black men to give presents to good children. If the child has been naughty, the whole lot of them will kick the shit out of the kid, and then put the little brat in a bag to haul them back to Spain to do who knows what.
Reading up on your Melanie Klein, eh?
Yeah, because anything with a penis is creepy and must raep children. Not being sexist or fearmongering or anything.
Humor behind China didn’t lose its touch in that country.