And isn't Mikan 11 or something, making this CP ...?

Hopefully you watched some classics from the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s? If not then don't lump me together with these "modern anime fans". 'kay thx.

I loathe slice-of-life-moe-bullshit, y'know. And I don't like stories that don't ever get anywhere. What's the problem with moving on? Let the characters have sex and then let them marry and have some children or break up or whatever. Just move on and don't keep the goddamn status quo forever and ever and ever and ever.

Don't go batshit crazy over some waifu xD
Let the fucking story progress. (Strongly implying there is a story to begin with. If there isn't, that's fine too if the ecchi stuff compensates for it.)

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"For the same reason we do NOT want to see a couple come together in a favorite TV show when the entire show has been based on them almost coming together. It removes whatever tension is there, makes it 'official' jumps the shark. Ends the story."
Yes, you are something similar to cancer. Congratulations, you're part of the problem. The thing with stories is... they need to end. They are neither replacements for your life nor are they accompanying you our entire life. They're stories. Nothing more.

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"Yes, I'd be annoyed. It wouldn't bother me if TLR was officially a "sex strongly implied" kind of manga. It's not. Not at all. "
What's the problem with stories growing over the time? How about Satoshi from Pocket Monsters actually getting older and going on dates? But no such luck. Status quo is god. And I say fuck that.

"Why do I even bother explaining, it's not like you'd even try to understand. It's like you completely ignored every word I said except of "I'd be annoyed if anyone had sex" and assumed something's wrong with me.
Fuck you."
Because it's fun to argue on sankom. You don't have to pretend to be nice here. Maybe you now understand, that I didn't ignored what you wrote, but meant everything of that included in my "fuck you".