Man Hunted For Overtaking Schoolgirl

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The latest wicked deviant to be the subject of a public safety advisory was found to have had the audacity to brazenly overtake a schoolgirl on her way home and then ride off.

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The bicycle-riding suspect rode up behind, and then overtook, a middle schooler cycling home one night on the streets of Kyoto prefecture. He then rode off.

He is described as likely being in his thirties, 170cm tall and plump, and was riding a black bicycle.

The authorities advise that anyone on their way home at night ought to stick to bright and busy streets, lest they too fall victim to random overtaking by a complete stranger. Anyone seeing a suspicious person should report them to police.

That Japan’s public safety advisories seem to be making life significantly less safe for half the nation is increasingly the subject of consternation online – not that anyone takes any notice of such an obvious nest of predators:

“What the hell? He just overtook her?”

“They are banning overtaking schoolgirls now then…”

“The wind of your passage is akin to rape, so this is a serious offence.”

“I had to read the headline 3 times…”

“So now we are treated as criminals just for overtaking a schoolgirl? It’s safer to stay indoors these days.”

“The real reason he was reported was because he was fat and ugly, so you guys have absolutely nothing to worry about!”

“For a JC to be overtaken by a fattie was the problem here.”

“Let’s hope the cops get this evil criminal.”

“How did Japan ever come to this…”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 24/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    This is just epic... They're treating the JCs like they're some kind of endangered species, while what they should be worrying about is their country's ever-declining birth rate.

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    Comment by Assassinister
    09:51 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    No wonder Onahole and other sex doll product is a good business there in Japan.XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:50 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Declining birth rates simply show a lack of political will.

    Simply have the Emperor stand up at Yasukuni Shrine every week and instruct the populace that it is their duty to breed for the fatherland.

    One way or another, the modern culture of non-breeding is doomed. It will be replaced by a culture of breed-before-your-neighbor-invades.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:46 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "One way or another, the modern culture of non-breeding is doomed. It will be replaced by a culture of breed-before-your-neighbor-invades."

    Very unlikely. People deosn't breed because their boss will sack them if they do, even in France wich has one of the best birthrate in Europe and has tons of things to help people to have children it's can be quite difficult sometimes.

    To breed, people doesn't need a speach, but time to take care of their babies, and the guarantee keep their income while doing so (making babies cost a lot of money).

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:03 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    22:00
    So, because I make two errors in a language wich isn't mine my whole post is wrong and I am an idiot and a failure ?

    So, if you were to post in japanese, french, german, danish, or spanish on a site and made that kind of stupid mistake would that make you an idiot and a failure too ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:28 25/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    @22:00

    C'mon american, you only speak english. Its easy to talk when english is your primary language.

    Go learn other languages, idiot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:39 25/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    actually, a declining natural birth rate is present in most 1st world countries. This is true in europe as well as japan. Immigration and a close to nuetral replenishment rate keeps America's population growing. Japan in a sense is the model for other countries going forward to see how they handle a lopsided age grouping. Soon the majority of Japanese people will be old and not working and the stress to the social welfare systems will be great. But if Japan can make it work it will be very valuable to other countries like America who face a similar situation on the horizon. To speak to the story itself, I think this story is a direct manifestation of the aging population. The older generation are becoming hyper moralized. They seek to overly protect their idealistic world view in which these middle school girls are still pure and uncorrupted like the rest of society that they see becoming increasingly strange and foreign to them. So this fat bike riding stranger to them represents a real and present danger of corruption. It sounds crazy but old people are crazy. Sadly the also vote and represent a higher percentage of the voting population. Therefor we get crackpot conservatives often in Japanese politics. *cough* osaka and tokyo*cough* -professor lameplan, out!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:00 24/11/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    "People deosn't breed because their boss"
    "To breed, people doesn't need a speach"

    Please, "doesnt" breed. Ok? Idiot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:08 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering that their birth rates are declining (well, duh, with men in the corner it's no wonder), they soon will be one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:24 25/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dropping birth rating is A MUST thing we ALL should do. We'll soon be doomed if we don't do that asap. Watch: 11thhour movement, Zeitgeist the movement and Prophet of Doom. You'll wish to be dead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:05 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It really is no wonder the birthrate is in decline.

    Problem 1. Men darn't go near women, look at or be suspecting of knowing the whereabouts of women for risk of arrest for harasment.

    Problem 2. Having children risks a 50/50 chance of having a female, which reverts to problem 1.

    A true 'do-gooder' society will fail ultimately. Truth and common sences should be applied or else... well, this.

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    Comment by kazaza2
    02:32 24/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    If he hadn't overtaken her the cops would have been alerting people for a man "stalking a JC with intent to commit whatever" so either way he'd be screwed.

    Better to stay home and be a NEET in Japan than be a functioning member of society if you're male.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:36 25/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Maybe that's what really happened? It said he was behind her for a while, so maybe he was suspiciously following her and then overtook her.
    ...I dunno, it makes more sense than the alternative even if its still a dumb thing to get up in arms about.

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    Comment by entropy13
    00:10 24/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Another case of "damned if you do, damned if you don't" in Japan. If he overtakes, this is what happens. If he doesn't overtake, this is still what happens. If he didn't ride a bike, this is still what happens. If he left his house/apartment, this is still what happens. If he wakes up, this is still what happens.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:00 24/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    This was my thought as well. Imagine if he just lingered, riding behind her the whole time. Still gets reported.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:46 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    We have a winner.

    My guess about what really happened is she hit him up for some money, and he said no, or didn't say anything and left quickly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:25 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Close, if he didn't overtake then we would have saw a headline similar to "Man Hunted for Riding behind, but keeping his Distance, a Schoolgirl for Minutes, maybe just maybe even Hours".

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:41 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Who reported this as an incident in the first place?

    Comment by Dark Mage
    01:50 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Sounds like like they don't have enough common sense to realize when a report is just some idiot crying wolf likely just for shits and giggles.

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    Comment by Gitami
    07:30 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well to invent some sense for this no-sense advisory board perhaps he was overtaking her too closely, like his handle bar could have hit her.

    But I suspect it's because he didn't stop to ask for enjo kosai with her.

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    Comment by Gustav
    01:55 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the end, nothing happened and the schoolgirl was just fucking with the police.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    No wonder there are more and more hikikomori in Japan. It's a rational response to their "law enforcement".

    Why not just ban men from being on the streets at all, unless they're being walked on a leash by their (female) owners?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:29 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    They should isolate the JCs already. Put them on an island in the middle of nowhere and return them to the mainland after they're 20.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    01:14 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    I have a better idea stop looking at every corrupt authority as some kind of god just because they are an authority figure.
    Vote out politicians who allow abuses of power and demand the cleaning up of the vast corruption the plagues the national police.

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    Comment by Gustav
    01:48 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That will not happen anytime soon. Not in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:38 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets Akumetsu

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:25 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    the majority of them probably already have, they're just not reporting the deaths so they can benefit from their pensions and maybe in this case use their identity to vote twice

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    Comment by Conduit
    03:18 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Atleast not until the majority of their dominant geriatric population croaks at any rate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or have only one return...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:14 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, just stay at home but don't get naked, since being naked at home is an offense too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:32 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Remember juan gotoh doujin where the teachers cut off their students head on graduating day. They can make use of that idea for all the male graduates.

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    Comment by Shaolan-kun
    01:12 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    My first reaction was "WHAT?".
    I swear I had to check the meaning of "overtake" just to be sure (English is not my native language)... now I can confirm.

    This is retarded beyond belief.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    03:22 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Einstein said it best.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:38 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    My favorite way of saying it is "The sum total of human intelligence is constant but the population is increasing."

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:49 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of everybody is stupider than that."

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:15 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It comes down to whether this is a overtake-chikan, or just simply overtake. If it's the latter, Japanese men can start evacuating their country already.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:13 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    So if a girl riding at snailspeed in front of you, causing you to be late for work, can be made into an excuse? Brilliant, Japan!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 24/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "I'm late because shoolgirls keep riding at snail speed every routes i take, and i cant overtake any of them" Another great excuse was born XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:15 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No, then you'll just be reported for following her.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:42 08/07/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd probably stop, park my bike, sit against a wall and slowly adopt the fetal position.

    If I'm not arrested by then, I'd have an epiphany about how I once saw Japan through rose-tinted glasses then get back on my bike.

    I'd drive home after that and angst for a bit and then resign from whatever job I have. If possible I'd then book a flight to somewhere pleasant where I can commit suicide in peace.

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    Comment by Gustav
    01:54 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    But japanese commit suicide, if they're late for work!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:05 24/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    The moral is apparently that if you're fat and ugly, don't go outside. Additionally if you want to stop being fat and ugly by exercising responsibly and riding a bicycle, do it indoors until you're attractive enough to be a teen idol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I´m laughing my ass of here. Unless the wague description actualy manages to net them the devious overtaker, this headline is the funniest joke since Binbougami.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    01:15 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's just an excuse for them to run around on a power trip.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:41 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    lmao this is insane, that guy should turn himself in then sue the police for wasting his time

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    Comment by imtheonlysane1here
    06:38 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well duh, it's illegal to overtake a schoolgirl on a bicycle. If you pass her you can't admire her posterior.

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    Comment by Remix
    06:27 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Reason #117 Japanese men prefer 2D women. It's too dangerous to go outside and date real ones.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:46 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, it's obvious he planned to tie her to a radiator, rape the living hell out of her, chop her arms and legs off with a hatchet, band saw the top of her head off and consume the brains, have sex with the eye sockets and wear the skin from her face as a mask. What other possible explanation could there be for his deviant behavior?! I hope he receives a stiff fine and a good scolding.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 25/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If overtaking them is bad, den cycling behind and stalking them is good?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:31 25/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The girl should learn to ride faster and harder.

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    Comment by R団カビゴン
    04:59 25/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ....my question is, why did they specify his hair was black?

    Surely that goes without saying and if it was pink or something, ~then~ you'd mention it.






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