Guys Who Take Dates on a Train “Should Be Single for Life”

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The majority of Japanese women think men who take their dates to the venue using a train rather than a car “deserve to be single for life,” “have no right to love” and are “abusing women,” according to a recent article – which has predictably proven highly incendiary amongst Japan’s increasingly carless men.

The rant causing all the fuss:

Guys who use a train on a date have no right to love.

These guys are just mocking the girls they try to court, and I hope they enjoy being single for life.

And it’s not just me who thinks this – most girls think exactly the same thing.

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Frankly, making your date ride a train is abuse of women. It’s violence. A lot of idiot guys are so intent on satisfying their lust they don’t even realise this. They just want to jam themselves in a girl as cheaply as possible.

Most men are looking for sex as the final objective of any date with a woman. Maybe some guys will deny it on Twitter and the like, but those are just lies to try to make themselves look better, and no girl should believe them.

To say this has provoked an unsympathetic reaction from Japan’s highly train dependent and increasingly automobile-shunning male population would be an understatement:

“How does walking sound to you?”

“The girls who find using a train on a date too much of a hassle are the ones I’d like to see stay single for life.”

“I’ll just roll up in my light truck then.”

“To paraphrase, if you don’t have a car and the right to ride it, you’re not riding me either?”

“They just want to jam themselves in a girl as cheaply as possible = probably the only kind of guy she’s ever been able to date.”

“Trains are basically more convenient than cars in Tokyo though.”

“And so much safer than automobiles!”

“Did this hag get stuck in the bubble? Unless you live out in the country, who the hell uses a car on a date any more?”

“If you take a car on a date it means you can’t even booze together.”

“If you love your partner it hardly matters whether you are together on a train or a car, or even if you are just stuck in traffic together. Wait – has she not met someone like this?”

“Doesn’t everyone just meet up at the venue these days?”

“I bet she would not want to be driven about in a kei [ultra-compact] car either. Only old guys ride expensive motors these days!”

“I don’t own a car and use only trains and buses – hasn’t stopped me having a girlfriend.”

“Whether she is onto anything hinges on whether we are talking Tokyo or the middle of nowhere here.”

“Yes yes, we know how desperate they are to sell cars now. Maybe past generations lapped up this car-dating stuff, but young people today don’t care at all.”

“This woman is obviously one of the wasteful and extravagant bitches who are best avoided. At least she makes it clear.”

“What is supposed to be wrong with taking a train anyway?”

“Seems cheap. She wants a more expensive seeming date.”

“I think she’s right – most women do think that, and most aren’t going to want to go out with you anywhere on the train.”

“Shut it yokel.”

“I don’t think a guy who can’t even drive has any chance of cutting it as a father or something like that. I think I’d let a guy off until marriage though.”

“Even girls who live in the country often don’t care any more. I always used to get asked what I drove on dates, now I never get asked that.”

“Rental cars will suffice. This dumb provincial idiot barely registers anything other than the surface anyway.”

“I honestly think this whole piece was written by some old guy whose brain was poisoned by the bubble.”

“Try going to Kyoto in a car – nothing but tiny congested one-way roads all over, it’s hell.”

“This is why cars don’t sell any more. They have massive ongoing maintenance expenses, gas isn’t cheap and you can get into all kinds of horrible accidents. Plus having to find parking wherever you go is horrible.”

“The reason you losers don’t get any is because you don’t dote on the whims of our female mistresses sufficiently!”

“Just why are you guys getting so worked about this article anyway…”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    12:24 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Unfortunately, the state doesn't really seem too different no matter where you live. Materialistic people judging someone on what they can provide in terms of money, fanciness, maxed mind reading ability and eventual divorce settlements to go mess around with some other dude, it's all the same. Rather than finding someone you enjoy being with who cares about you, people are bitching about transportation. Good game, I'd rather be single than deal with such shallow bitchiness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Where do they find these hopeless women? No wonder they're single, if they want a car more then want a man. Quit bitching already, you've made your choice to be Christmas Cake if that's your attitude, girls..

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    Comment by NeverSleep
    13:16 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I have a better solution, she says she should go on dates riding a car. So how about she getting a car so I can drive her around? Sounds like a lot of fun for both of us, a great deal.

    Get a fucking job bitches.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:24 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Hey retard, This is the city we're talking about!
    CARS=TRAFFIC...

    DO YOU COMPREHEND???

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:19 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They already do, it's called "compensated dating". Welcome to Japan.

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    13:32 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I had to Google that and apparently it's basically prostitution.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:32 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    FᄂΛП you're new to this site, aren't you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You say that but so many of the commenters here want a Japanese gf just because she is Japanese, obviously not everyone but, what gives?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:15 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pish.... Japanese or not, as long as she's got dem titties, ass and a tight pussy with a pleasant face, I don't care.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Asian kids who watched too many japanese porn and have a strange idea about how every japanese woman likes being fondled or raped.

    I wish it was a lie, but there is definitely a stereotype of japanese women throughout east asia that they are easy and gullible, and especially easy to fuck because japanese boys are too beta.

    Ever wonder why so many foreigners of east asian decent commit rape and sexual crimes in japan more than average japanese? This is why.

    Japanese have only themselves to blame, since their own yakuza peddle japanese AV extensively throughout the region and sell their own women overseas through debt traps.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Here comes the woman who likes money trying to distort the facts that most of women wants a guy for pay her luxuries than a boyfriend.

    Comment by Anonymous

    weeaboos gonna weeaboo

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:04 28/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wouldn't they be more japanophiles?

    Though serisouly, if I remember correctly (from some blogs and documentaries) it's more to do with how Japanese women are seen as "Yamato Nadeshikos" even in the eyes of white dudes. Where the man is the one in control of everything. Which is ironic because they are anything but now...Japanese women are just as crass and bitchy as any other if not more with how often they sell themselves before they even hit 15.

    All men want a somewhat obedient housewife/girlfriend. It's a fascination. But any man who isn't in fantasy land knows that this idea of the common perfect woman doesn't exist. Which is case in point with how Japanese men have these stupidly high expectations of elegant obedient females thus secludes to PC until then (or go off on a pedo rape spree lol) and Japanese women wanting wallets and materialistic goods more than men and a relationship itself.

    Japan makes some awesome shit. Quite the oppsite when it comes to all social aspects however.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:28 01/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    When I was 22 I dated a 29y.o. korean girl who fit the stereotype. Didn't matter what I did, she would come over when I called and tell me she loved me...and I did some extremely suspect things @_@ eg.(forced finger in the 'stink' while she struggled to get away with a mortified look on her face, fully clothed and watching TV mind you...other stuff that could easily be considered date-rape if she wanted to press charges) Ok, I wouldn't be such an asshole these days, but the fact is she just accepted her fate....

    Comment by Anonymous

    I'm sick of you uppity bitches! You never find nobody better than the average joe. Rich Men FUCKING Date Rich Women(or supermodel)!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not me bro. If I were rich, I'd be driving a Lambo & banging public schoolgirls. Fuck those old withered whores, I'd rather nail the poor materialistic sluts we all cannot stand than them. More value for the dollar. hahaha

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:02 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whelp. Then I'll ask them on a bicycle date. One each, no way I am carrying a woman in the back with all those slopes in Japan.

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    Comment by Remix
    12:38 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Reason #87 why japanese men prefer 2D women.

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    Comment by Assassinister
    15:04 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    ....and annoying Japanese cop to ruin the only fun the male population have.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:43 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.9)

    "Men don't get nice cars because they like nice cars. Men get nice cars because women like nice cars.

    Because men are hunters. The car is bait. The woman's like 'oh nice car' and the man's like 'GOTCHA, BITCH'"

    Dave Chappelle

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    Comment by Darion
    12:50 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That Dave Chappelle is a genius

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    Comment by cats2
    09:39 23/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Pretty much..

    "Hey baby, let's ride my bicycle"

    or

    "Hey baby doll, the bus comes in 40 minutes, let's sit here next to the 70 year old elderly lady that looks like she thinks we're going to rob her"

    Don't work..

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    Comment by Daniel Park
    14:11 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol love me some chappelle jokes.

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    Comment by Gustav
    19:52 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And I thought, I bought a nice car because of my small and unremarkable penis.

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    Comment by vega427
    21:19 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That only applies for Ferrari, Porsche, and Lambo owners......

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 24/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And owners of Dodge RAM pickups. You know, the faggots who have to add prosthetic nutsacks to their trucks because their dicks are so small.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:25 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    BMW Black Mans Wiener - #phase out scene#, for when you need to overcompensate something... #fade out#

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also BMW, Audi and Mercs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:48 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    only porsche

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:26 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Love that classic, hope he returns though

    Comment by Anonymous

    never happen; he's too busy sucking opera's cock

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:18 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reminds me of why I don't like the female brain. Men are open to dating all kinds of females. Women on the other hand always desire the Alpha of any group. Most of the time women are settling for you which means they don't really love you. That's why divorce rates are high.

    Women by nature are parasites in search of alpha males of any given group.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:54 04/12/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stupid comment. Men are only after the most attractive females possible.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Meh it's almost all about sex. Read the Red Queen.

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    Comment by soul
    15:29 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilxg73azegg

    Comment by Anonymous

    I like trains. If women don't like them, then they can get hit by one. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw]

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.9)

    Abuse?... Violence? Looks like someone needs to stop skipping their medication or to start taking some. Instead of bitching and moaning they should *train* themselves to take the train, get a car, stop having fantasies about getting a rich boyfriend who will shower them with whatever they want or heck, just walk.

    Eitherway, I doubt any man with taste with want to go on a date with such whiny bitches who are probably nothing more than straw feminists.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:31 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Most men are looking for sex as the final objective of any date with a woman. Maybe some guys will deny it on Twitter and the like, but those are just lies to try to make themselves look better, and no girl should believe them."

    maybe true....

    but same can be said about girls who say they are look for love and affection... intruth, they are just looking at ur savings account...

    so therefore, i say both sexes have equal qualities. stop complaining.

    Comment by Anonymous

    The implicit statement is that fucking on trains is more comfortable than in cars. Kinda right, but you shouldn't look down on trucks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:33 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    She's the reason real women don't get respect.

    People respect individuals with backbones and not-so-cheap attitudes. Men or women, you need to be able to demonstrate that you are someone of gravity and mean business when you open your mouth.

    Women have it more difficult, but I have seen some women who are so respected than any one else in the room that they behave as if they are speaking to their grandfathers.

    Individual qualities and having balls trump penis and pussies in more ways than you would admit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:15 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    WOMEN DO NOT HAVE IT HARDER! First off who builds the houses around the world? MEN

    -Plumbing is done by men
    -Nuclear reactors are created by men
    -Electrical wiring for electricity is given to you by men
    -Those street are man made
    -Husbands protect and die for their wives
    -The law is NEVER on mans said
    -Men have to learn social skills, be in shape, dress in style, perfect hair cut, good paying job and have a nice car just to even be noticed by an AVERAGE girl.

    Life of a woman is a joke. Most girls overplay the victims card just so it can seem like you have it worse. It's men who build and shape the world and it's men who suffer and die alone.

    Comment by Anonymous

    woah woah there buddy. Men and women both have it hard. Each has to deal with adversities pertaining to their gender. So chill on the 'men are victims' card and realize that everyone is a victim of something. FUCK the idea that men of women have it hard, LIFE is hard in general and the stupid people like this chick or your victim complex makes it even harder.

    Comment by Charismatic Vampire
    02:53 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe if you took the train during the rush hour commute it would count as abuse but who the fuck would go on a date during that time.

    Driving during this time also could count as abuse.

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    Comment by Assassinister
    15:09 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Expect to treat them as princess...argh! Just date some old rich guy like Ishihara.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:04 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except Ishihara's not into women. He's into men - or, more accurately, boys. Remember what kind of porn he used to write.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:33 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ishihara stars in Through the Paper Screen, a tale of rape.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I think they might have been saying that men should pay a little more to get a taxi. Taxis aren't that expensive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:05 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    these women really are stupid, in big city is better uses train that car, car made great damage with environment

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:38 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    “How does walking sound to you?”

    “The girls who find using a train on a date too much of a hassle are the ones I’d like to see stay single for life.”

    Amen preach it brother from Nihon mother!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:49 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Really? My boyfriend took me on a train trip from Ottawa to Vancouver once and it was the best time I've ever had..

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:22 22/11/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    >implying the same logic applies to gays
    this guy

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:38 22/11/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    LOL thanks for the laugh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    " Really? My boyfriend took me on a train trip from Ottawa to Vancouver once and it was the best time I've ever had.. "

    Exactly.

    My GF is Japanese. She drives. I do not ( for shame, yea yea i know ). But we travel on a train to places a lot of the time and it is absolutely fine. JUST ANOTHER WAY TO TRAVEL.

    This consensus is like ANY other. A small group is interviewed, usually in the street rather than in context.

    Then it is passed off as fact for a whole Nation.

    In other words. It's fucking bullshit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    out of curiosity, how long was the train trip? I'm from quebec.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:35 22/11/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Long enough for a reach around & a happy ending.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just like womens hair it can be extended

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 23/11/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So 5 minutes.








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