Yet another precipitous celebrity decline has been exciting online interest – this time that of Uno Kanda, formerly widely recognised the very model of an elegant fashionista.
The 37-year-old actress, “talent” and fashion designer’s sharp decline has taken her fans by surprise:
Online there is the expected dismay:
“What happened to her…”
“She used to be so pretty!”
“Who is this woman?”
“She looks like something from a horror movie.”
“Monstrous.”
“For some reason I’m reminded of the movie Brazil…”
“It seems a lot of women desperate to arrest their ageing only manage to make it much worse.”
“Too much plastic surgery?”
“She really does look creepy with that huge forehead now.”
Just turn her around and do it from there. It’s not as if she’ll be looking at good looking dudes as well.
I’ll Stike with Anime/Hentai/Imaginary Girls… FINALE DECISION….
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As punishment for checking the headlines over at my favorite site before going to bed. I get Oodles of Nightmare material, huzzah.
My guess, this a post doughnut head picture. Still looks like a nice plump forehead full of saline.
She should cosplay as that chick from Nightmare Before Christmas.
still cuter than most chicks around
so gonna hit balls deep on her
She had great legs, but was always a bitch. Never was news worthy.
OMG, a person who is not a made up photoshopped idol. It is truely shocking!
NOT. I don’t get why people give a crap about these things. I am guessing all the dudes that rip are probably not GQ models themselves…and would look pretty foolish if someone in the real world heard them rippiung other people for their looks.
its just bad lighting peeps.
I advise the use of fire against such creatures…
She has gotten the “drawn by Junji Ito” disease!
Cripes. She has a thyroid disorder. Tell the idiot to go to an endocrinologist.
A third breast on her forehead
It’s a tumor.
Either that or the brain parasite currently in her cranium is trying to escape and seek a new host.
the bad lighting makes her look ghostish (if that’s even a word).
Remember the Seinfield episode where the girl friend only looked great in a certain booth at the diner.. oh the horror………………
still bang her
Going by the pictures, her forehead was always huge. Don’t know what they’re talking about. Only difference is it has that weird bump on it now and I have no idea where that comes from.
The lighting probably contributes a lot to how bad that shot looks, but it also looks like something is wrong with her. Probably drugs or something, as has been mentioned numerous times.
so get pissed hook up with pic one get her in the sack and wake up in the morning with pic number 2 grinning at you…
Thats… bahhhhh, I cant even imagine that. Thats how scary it is.
i’d bet she would pull the perfect trollface
A real life egg head..
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
a female Joker…
Does she really have changed that much? She’s juste natural(I.E. Not photoshoped), i don’t get it…
bad lighting.. not transformation/
This is absolutely retarded. The same features in the OBVIOUSLY horribly lit pictures are the same in her ‘glamour’ pictures. Really, there’s too many retard virgins on the internetz these days.
Oh God! This really the result of what happens to those who abuses plastic surgery?
I would hit it…with exploding chinese cellphones
3DZD
Did she get that bagel head thing?
psst. that’s a brain tumor
What’s funny is that Japan’s “you’re always fat” society is to blame for the way she looks now.
Well I’d say her smile is what’s freaky. Even in the well-lit + makeup + retouched pics.
Add that smile to poorly lit space + bad camera = scary.
That’s what happens when your muscles don’t get enough nutrients- your existing muscles start to sag and things normally hidden from sight come out and scare people.
Wait for the white knights to come defend this one, lol.
Holy fuck, that second picture is SCARY! She looks creepier than the horror monsters in movies like Ringu.
That’s fucking freaky. I would kill her if she jumped out at me or something.
Ugly truth: The more you use cosmetic surgery & other “beauty enhancements,” the more you will need them since their very use warps and deforms your body anyway.
By bathing in the blood of virgins, she has achieved increased youth.
However… Her supply is waning…
3D zombie!
My Eyes! It burns! no seriously she looks bad.
She’s starting to look like a slightly younger version of James Hong
It is me or sancom is getting more and more into guro recently?
I’d welcome that… as long as it’s 2d.
Bagel head?
yeah… but I think she’s not understood the point of it… and just trying to make her forehead to look fuller?
flowerhorn fish
Imagine the latter pic as an ad:
“Isn’t my face just pretty? You can have it, too!
Call this number and save yourself some kisses from Mr Botox! Order now.”
That lump may be a shot of botox or such. I saw in a stupid teen movie a few years ago, some girls had the same thing for the movie scene.
This is what that ‘bump’ is probably from:
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/1339882/donut_head_look.html
or the after effects of bagel heads *shudders*
I think so.
Lawl thats what i was thinking
she is pregnant
The dad is either a unicorn or a rhinoceros
her forehead is pregnant
Cocaine ?
That’s what I would’ve guessed. Lots of hard drug use can severely destroy.
she went hollow…. if she beats her boss, maybe she will regain her humanity.
ha ha ha. Good one. And at time while I am in my Dark Souls gaming session too.
wth is up with the giant lump on her forehead? To much Botox?
looks like some one smacked her with a bat…..
And I was about to have lunch…
Her face is fucking scary
the only Kanda I care for is Midori, and she will remain beautiful until the end of times.
Try to say that in 25 years.Double fucking dare you.
She’s asian. So it should be 50 years not 25 years pshhh.
please remind me in 25 years
Use of light, shadow and angle are integral parts of “beauty”. As is makeup, apparently.
Yup. That’s about what I got out of it as well. Show me a current picture with as good a lighting and angle as the first one and then we’ll see if she still looks like a corpse with elephantitis of the forehead o.o
don’t do drugs, kids.
Welp, looks no sleep for me tonight.
OH MAI GA!
You must have been to Thailand, that’s thier catch phrase “oh my ga!”
Hello every-nyan.
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How are you? Fine sankyu.
Musume ga amerika ni iku no desu
The only way she could be sexy now if she did a pitch perfect impersonation of Norio Wakamoto
「喋とる」何それ？
Nan de anta eigo shabetoru?
I wish I were a burrrrrd.
Good to hear, Former Prime Minister Mori.