“Some football fans in UK” = hooligans = Irish. Seriously? If you’re going to …

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Comment on Shibuya Football Hooligans “Almost As Bad As The English” by Cú:

“Some football fans in UK” = hooligans = Irish.

Seriously?

If you’re going to keep the silly stereotypes alive, could you at least not mash them all together.

Half the time “Irish football fan” doesn’t even mean a fan of soccer; it means a fan of G.A.A.

Yes its a real sport. Its even on the PS2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_Games:_Football

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_Games:_Football_2

Correct way to troll the Irish:

Irish = English (not as effective as it used to be)
“Ireland is not a country”
GAA = GAY (doesn’t work on soccer fans)

Ways that don’t work/Incorrect ways to troll the Irish

Irish are drunks (doesn’t work. Anyone who isn’t a drunk feels everyone else is)
Irish are thugs (doesn’t work. Lower than average European crime)

Signed – Cú
(actual Irishman who believes in quality trolling)

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• Shibuya Football Hooligans “Almost As Bad As The English”:
  

  …Conan?

• Shibuya Football Hooligans “Almost As Bad As The English”:
  

  Football isn’t gay enough. I could deal with it if it was entirely gay or really not all that gay at all. They need to include either: [FULL GAY] a half time Baz Lurman musical, drag queens, pink fireworks, entire game played in stiletto heels AND lipstick OR [TOTAL NOT GAY] execution squads for anyone caught diving. I want to see a £10,000,000 transfer short dead in a friendly and given a cheap funeral (coffin made of cardboard or cigarette stubs). I’d be willing to compromise on the colour of …

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  Don’t forget the smallpox vaccine, both the TV and animated broadcasting techniques, the transistor and the telephone line. The good old days are gone. Now everyone is living longer, watching anime, surrounded by affordable tech and in contact with each other. :”"(

• Shibuya Football Hooligans “Almost As Bad As The English”:
  

  That’s not how you spell chess.

• Shibuya Football Hooligans “Almost As Bad As The English”:
  

  EXACTLY. “My little Japanese football riot can’t be this cute!”

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